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YOU ARE THE REASON
Product Placement
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@primavera-cerezos
'its not realistic for two characters to talk in the middle of a sword fight' cool I wrote it anyways because it fucks severely
Hey, have you ever fenced before? No? Then shut the fuck up, you wouldn’t know! Ask a fencer!
I'm gonna write six more mid-spar arguments to personallly piss you and only you off
I’m imagining this conversation happening while they fight with swords
This mom sounds so unpleasant to be around idk why her daughter even invited her in the first place
I think my found the comment that perfectly sums up why this lady got on my nerves so much
(Also link to the og post)
wait the daughter is only 23?? damn how much pressure was she putting on her to have kids in the first place, sheesh.
but what the heck is that comment about Iranian Yoghurt referring to I'm dying here
It comes from this other AITA thread:
It’s a bit of a meme on AITA. OP’s boyfriend was a hoarder. He started collecting full yogurt containers. To the point that he was filling their apartment up with yogurt. All their food storage was full of full containers of it. Rare and unusual yogurt, like yogurt from Cuba and Iran (hard to get because of travel and trade restrictions).
Yogurt that would eventually still go bad.
He’d bought new mini-fridges, just to fill with yogurt. And there was no room for groceries.
He wouldn’t do sensible things like save empty containers or store it elsewhere. He kept telling her to just deal with it. He’d figure it out. Put up with it a little longer. But it was clear he wasn’t going to do anything about it.
So she, the OP, snapped and threw it all out one day.
And the fiance got mad at her, naturally. But he was more upset that she would throw out things of his without his permission. One of the things he said to her during his angry rant was "the Iranian Yogurt is not the issue here". And the commenters latched on to that.
Because he was right.
Just not in the way he meant.
Because OP had been completely ignoring a lot of things about mutually respectful relationships and just basics of respectfully living together. And for the sake of keeping the peace she’d ignored her instincts on like, basic hygiene when it came to all that spoiled yogurt.
So, yeah. The Iranian Yogurt was not the issue there.
It’s basically a shorthand on AITA for “You’re really missing the point.
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
A scrimblo and her bimbinis,,,
that episode of pokemon where team rocket joins a beach beauty contest and james participates in a tiny bikini and has giant boobs. what did they mean by that
what were they trying to say
binder game off the fuckin charts in uniform
it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here
“You really think it’s a good idea to present me with a challenge, sweetheart?” Which is how, thirty minutes and two more rounds later, Henry is in front of a screaming crowd, absolutely butchering “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen…
- Red White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston
With Thanksgiving coming tomorrow, I thought it was high time I posted this scene, as it is one of the most highly requested scenes and I thought it would be the best way to convey my gratitude for the year you’ve been a part of! For what it’s worth, the karaoke bar is loosely based on my absolute favorite gay bar in the Washington DC area: Freddie’s Beach Bar & Restaurant. Their karaoke nights are unmatched, and if these characters actually lived here, THAT is where they’d go to get their Queen on. Just saying. :)
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!
We are all fools in love.
PRIDE & PREJUDICE | 2005 dir. Joe Wright
i would be unstoppable if not for the tired sleepy
Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post
And the update
She buttered Jorts
The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:
FINALLY
I've been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:
J O R T S T H E G R E A T
welcome to HP trans fest 2022!
We’re a multi-ship, multi-era, multi-media fan fest, created to celebrate all non-cis characters in the Harry Potter extended universe.
This year, our Discord server is open to both creators and fest enthusiasts! Here’s the invite if you’d like to join: https://discord.gg/eyGgV4Gzkh
Prompting: 07 January - 21 January Claiming: 24 January - 14 March Creative works due: 21 March Posting begins: 31 March, Trans Day of Visibility
For more info, check out our updated FAQ & the fest’s GUIDELINES and stay tuned!
This universe is ours and we keep on resisting. Trans rights are human rights!
And now that I’ve written a post about the importance of trans fandomers and writing trans characters and love in this fandom, let me boost the hell out of this beautiful thing! <3333333
Succession (2018-)
moodboard
part 2
Sarahmcgonagall.etsy.com
Link to sticker since her shop has been hidden by etsy so you have to have the direct link.
Details: - Its TransphObia, Not TransphobiA (2021) sticker - Inspired by Joanne - Glossy finish with gold mirrored details - 4 x 3 - For eac
idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.
The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.
Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink
...Oh
second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.
awkward
It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”
Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is. Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.
Every single one of you is a genius
does any one else think it should be easier
