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[sealeafs]

his ass is notttt getting up

[neopetdestroyer]

Based

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

alienfuckers on Erid after learning that the only alien on their planet is asexual

[vampyyrikosmos]

just my take on the matter. click post.

[cepn-archive]

it’s too early for this

[budaiproli]

oks

[dukeofedinburgh]

[budaiproli]

me and the boys, felsírtam

[sztupy]

tegnapról

[edgar-allan-possum]

Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III

[mccoppinscrapyard]

UPDATES

[pancoleon]

My fav part is that it is genuinely just a bot. All it does is take two countries, puts the 2nd country's colours on the 1st country's flag and mixes their names together.

Literally the only other thing behind it is that the bot weights picking the second country based on how close they are to the first, and basic geography + history means that's also where you're going to get the most aggressive relations. This isn't some guy trolling by making things specifically to piss people off, it's some guy who likes flags going "wouldn't it be fun to mix flags together, let's write a bot for that" and accidentally creating a whole meme culture of "days since flag mashup bot last tried to start WW3 = 0" and the like.

[entirelyenigmatic17]

[lavenderprose]

Shane at 19 has very vivid and extreme fantasies of Ilya Rozanov knocking him up (he dreams about it more than once) not because he particularly wants to have children (Jury's still out) or because something something a piece of Ilya inside him, but because the idea of becoming teenage pregnant by the Bad Boy of Hockey is genuinely such a fucking power fantasy. For Shane specifically. Is it biologically possible? No. Would it be in any way remotely okay or fun if it happened? No. Is it blindly hot to imagine for purely horny reasons the idea of standing next to Ilya at some league event, visibly pregnant and holding his hand and knowing that every person who looks at him knows what Ilya did to him? Yeah.

[sofiasketches]

something slutty

[lioncunt]

best character of all time

[ben-yatta]

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

[ytp-clips]

[source]

[rhythmic-idealist]

LeFou: Oop! Gaston: Everyone knows her father’s a lunatic. He was in here tonight, raving— [EDM plays] Gaston: Whoo! Slow down, Maurice. Maurice: [exclaims]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

What gets me is they throw the glowsticks out with him.

[rockleaves]

sam reid is so good at distilling the entire ASPCA in the arms of the angel commercial down into a single facial expression

[rockleaves]

this is a six month old pitbull puppy who has just taken her first ever step outside and sarah mclachlan wants you to donate 63 cents a day to her care

[hollandar]

Heated Rivalry — 1x06 ⤷ PHONE BLOWJOB

(sources below)

Faking It — #1, #2 Deadline — #3 Variety — #4, #5 Vulture — #6 The Wrap — #7 Vulture — #8

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[pantheratigrisaltaica]

for those curious, this is joanne, a 15-year-old sumatran tiger currently living at phoenix zoo. it's very sweet to see her playing and tumbling around like this at her age -- she's got some people taking care of her if she still has this energy at that age.

i did see some users in the notes who were concerned about her looking 'scrawny', or wondering if she's maybe a juvenile -- far from it! at 15, joanne is very much considered a geriatric tiger; she's a grandma. she is, however, a sumatran tiger (panthera tigris sumatrae) -- sumatrans are the smallest extant subspecies of tiger, built more for the sweltering jungles of sumatra than the blistering cold of the amur river or the dense forests and mangrove swamps of south asia.

when you're used to seeing amur or amur-bengal hybrid ('generic') tigers on television or online, most of which are often overfed and overweight, a sumatran is going to look a bit weird, but joanne looks to be in wonderful shape -- look at those muscles flex and that coat shimmer when she moves! that's a healthy old lady for sure. props to joanne's keepers for taking such good care of her.

[academicblorbo]

Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

[parkchanwoohoo]

[pathesis]

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[specialagentartemis]

Ryan Gosling played Neil Armstrong in a biopic in 2018. Meaning he probably did learn a lot of Terrible Space Facts relatively recently about real life space travel especially in the early NASA days when people were still learning just how much space is terrible. Which means I wholly believe that Gosling’s I Never Want To Go To Space, Do Not Send Me To Space attitude in Project Hail Mary cast interviews was pre-existing. Contacted by the studio for PHM like “hey we want you to play a guy who really, really does not want to go to space” and was like I have been preparing for this role since 2018