Kal's Kingdom

My name is Kalob. -21- I fucking love Fairy Tail.

[teenscoolest]

[prince-kal]

I'm done. I'm 110% done.

[unstitchmethenyou-blog]

[itehexael]

[mjalti]

[fade-intothe-veil]

Me, the bitch from the 1300s

[iwonderifthatisart]

[jukemaid]

i was playing astro earlier and vote kicked a guy because he admitted he had been clicking off my damage buffs because he thought they were a debuff from the boss .... I ... he was a level 80 BLM how did he? Had he never??? I....

[beetlebrownleaf]

I’m sorry, you can click off buffs? I’ve been playing since the begining and I?? didn’t know this was a thing??

[fair-fae]

You can click them off! Also more cursed content:

[the-shy-fox]

That’s so ridiculous. The only point in making a Buff Removal Macro would be as a TNK to remove any Regens you had on before a pull to stop accidental aggro toward the HLR. But even then, that’s nearly unnecessary with this new expansion’s aggro system.

But even so, who the fuck removes damage buffs just because??? 😣

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

[samanthasbarkss]

this always cheers me up.

[mysharona1987]

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

[mysharona1987]

Jack still being so suspicious.

[taragrimface]

what is this.

[gammywank]

an anxiety attack

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

He gone

Bonus:

[slumberblues]

Jack: no fear

Mr Blobby: J̡̼̓̓ͮ͑ͩͭ̇͞A̧̬̙̹̝̻̼ͯ̑͆̉̿C̯̬̯̬̤̻̦̞̎̐̈̏́͗̀̐͘Kͭ҉̹̼̭̹̻͢

Jack: one fear

[paintchipsfromthewall]

if you haven’t seen this.

[bundibird]

So watermelon was .99cents a kilo, so…

Have you ever cut a watermelon in half and then just dug into it with a spoon like it’s a tub of ice cream? Cause I’m about to

[bundibird]

I’ve eaten 2 kilos of watermelon (half of a 5.5 kilo melon minus a kilo and a half for the skin) and I regret nothing

[bundibird]

Ok wait no I’ve stood up now and my stomach has realised how much I’ve over-filled it so it’s possible that I have some regrets. Not enough to stop me from doing this again, but some

[bundibird]

Ok, so. I definitely ate too much watermelon

[bundibird]

I’m,, in so much pain

[everyoneprotector]

Everything I’m finding on the internet says that you should go and take a shit my friend, so I would suggest that

[bundibird]

Now I’m in pain and wheezing with laughter, so thank you for that

[everyoneprotector]

I’m glad you can enjoy my 5 second panicked googleserch

also

This is hilarious

[a-very-optimistic-realist]

Scrolling down and finding this only had 32 notes made this journey of a post so much better because it means someone is making bad choices r i g h t n o w

[queencate]

[shit-before-the-shovel]

truly inspiring

[hobnob-69]

2 queens: *lip syncing*

Queens in the back row:

[madd-majesty]

“So what type of music do you listen too?”

[anxietyproblem]

[prince-kal]

If it ain't me.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m gonna lose it I was just getting my blood drawn and the first vein she stuck wasn’t producing any blood so she took the needle out and it didn’t bleed at all and I said “woah….I don’t have any blood” and she very seriously said “I doubt that’s it. I’m having an issue finding a big enough vein.”

She really thought I really thought maybe I’m outta blood.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

What I learned from this is a lot of medical professionals have had to explain to people they can’t run out of blood and live

[thycatsays]

And a real medical professional shouldn’t have to stick you multiple times to draw blood. 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

In her defense, my doctor is at a teaching hospital, so there are always students, residents, interns etc. learning. The doctor or nurse or flabotomist asks permisssion for their student to practice on you, and I usually say yes unless I’m feeling particularly sick tht day and don’t want to risk exactly this.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Also I really took a blind shot at spelling phlebotomist huh

[habits-white-rabbit]

Flabotomist

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

You have to be nice to me I have a rare no-blood disorder

[weavemama]

[endless-summer-afternoon]

LMFAOOO

[sinfolk-deactivated20200105]

White on White Crime.

[fleurites]

nick tweeted screenshots of texts he got from james after this too hgfdsfgh

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

ROBERT GRAVES IS BACK ON MY DASH

[sinick]

robert graves: 5/7 pwnage

[chocomoola-deactivated20210427]

@lime-time @taxidermycactus

[tiny-tired-star]

Robert Graves is my hero 

[dadstielkline]

Fuck Brendan. I only stan Robert Graves. 

[quinintheclouds]

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS ABSOLUTE GENUIS OML

I HAVE NEVER FAILED TO LAUGH AT THIS

[badkidgorgug]

Each one of these is funnier than the last gfksjf

[stacrossedmanta]

I NEED TO HOLD MY TEARS 

[cia-mia11-deactivated20190703]

👏👌👏👌👏👌👏

[iiuniar]

Robert is definitely a 5/7. He’s much better than Toy Story 3 is to Toy Story 3

[dankmemeuniversity]

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[patrickdiomedes]

Here are some more good ones

[the-ali-express]

LET ME ABS O R B

[ultramarineblues]

@diseonfire here have some more

[erdsthenerds]

Perhaps I prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals is a mood

[gaslightgallows]

We own things but have hidden them.