honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave.Â

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honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave.Â
Itâs my fuckin season
Why is this shit so hard???
Gemini season yet again. A whole host of other reasons, but here we are again
*fixes my sleep schedule* *ruins it the very next day* bro
oh my god
cats have to be very small but they are allowed to do as many crimes as they want. that's the deal they made with god
he angery
How could u guys forgetâŚ.
pizza delivery drivers have done more good for the population than the police or the military ever have
Oh weâre performing behaviours are we? Weâre acting in ways??
the âIâm copingâ checklist:
⢠impulsively changing your hair
⢠never finishing the book you tried to write
⢠alcohol
⢠writing rants on your phone
⢠accidentally watching movies/playing games till 5 am
⢠forgetting to eat
⢠cynicism/dark humor
⢠weed
⢠imagining yourself venting to someone
⢠materialism for serotonin
⢠breaking down and then saying you donât need a therapist
⢠random spikes of a false god complex
cheeto tiger
Tiberius, my darling baby boy
life is all abt wearing stupid clothes listening to shitty music & having a bad haircut
lotta ppl thinking i meant this as a bad or negative thing so i want to make it clear having these traits makes me cool & sexy
i have a âwhy am i like thisâ moment at least five times a day
A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
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convert your office into a horrible disaster
âyouâre an old soulâ is just old people speak for âi notice youve been depressed since you were 9âł