[likely-yan]

*slams button*

[queen-of-fallen-angels]

[winterstellium]

That GIF makes it so much better

[wigglytuffer]

[xpaperheartso]

Same energy

[lala-the-rebel]

[yousweatsam]

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

[wellbutrinboy]

[pancakeke]

another fun night of quiplash

[b-atiful]

This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[noahnomore]

[arabshawty]

[413key-deactivated20190214]

I'm all yours, if you're all mine.

[sufferingforsanity]

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

[jasminexvanilla]

[mynameismeowmeow]

Do the writers of umbrella academy know they made vanya a soft butch? And yet shes kissing mrcreepy mccreepface? In that butch ass shirt with that butch pair of pants and butch hair? Did those pills make her straight too?

[exigencelost]

Listen Allison told her “I heard a rumor you think you’re just ordinary” and she fucking internalized that shit on every conceivable level and that’s why the apocalypse happened.

[dpcphotography]

Durdle Door, Dorset

[howwedointheshadows]

Other actors playing real life bad ppl: I tried to really,,,,, get in his Mind you know,,,,,,,, I tried to understand what made him,,,,,,, the way he was,,,,,,,,,

Taika Waititi, galaxy brain:

[tired-of-capitalism-deactivated]

How can you not include this quote from the article:

Waititi was asked at TIFF last year why he wanted to play Hitler, especially since his own mother is Jewish, and he replied, “The answer is simple: what better fuck you to that guy?”

[ororosmunroe]

I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories like how I tell stories:

Repeats things for emphasis.

Comments on parts of the story while telling the story, “You know, like how you talk to an 8 year old.”

Adds unnecessary details because I need to be fully immersed in the story I’m telling you. They hold no weight at all to the story but are purely for my own satisfaction.

Inserts random pop culture reference because my mind is basically the Wheel of Fortune and things just seemingly are linked (when they probably really aren’t ).

Facial exaggerations.

[richardsikenpdf-archive-deactiv]

a list of s*xy things:

- cellos

- sword fights

- hands

- setting things on fire

- “make me”

- brushing someones hair behind their ear

- hoziers discography

[squiiids]

i did not consider the repercussions of naming my character Nasty Crimeboy

[squiiids]

“hi im the new transfer student, I-”

everyone: