Definitely A Celebrity

Daniel

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[dragkingandreweldritch]

[toboldlyknit]

I never went through a twilight phase and boy this post makes me glad of that

[roboticchibitan]

Pet peeve of the entire twilight series is in book one Edward tells her ALL bodily fluids become venom. She wouldn’t have gotten pregnant she would have just become a vampire sooner

[kingofthehillcaps]

[tiffanarchy]

this type of question is a gateway drug to full anarchism. Hank just radicalized Dale.

[catchymemes]

[lizardsexposed]

[waynecoyne]

[crumbier]

is that what kims up to these days

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

[platypussycat]

[carnelianfoxx]

it’s so fucked up that sex is a thing that exists. im crying

[carnelianfoxx]

if sex isn’t real then explain how john green was able to write such a detailed description of cock and balls

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

youve never heard of science fiction?

[kokkuri3]

Heated argument

[astrodael]

tiktok duets

[davidsfincher]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

If you were in charge of Brazil, what would be your policies?

everybody has to come to brazil

What if I don’t?

[carnival-phantasm]

[carnival-phantasm]

Let this be a warning.

[unown]

I’m dumb as hell moodboard

[catchymemes]

[retroactivebakeries]

#this does not fill me with confidence

[sonic-gems-collection]

yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears

[riotings]

fail glass covering our cringe bears

[sarahseeandersen]

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[the-distracted-student]

This tells a story. A deeply profound story.

[37q]

she melted :(

[the-memedaddy]