The Fallen Princess

not anymore though I got better. I got up. I'm not fallen anymore. do you hear me? I don't even know why it still says that. I am the rightful ruler of the Twili throne and I killed that other guy big time. I fell gracefully too not ugly and bad!!! it was like moon gravity. I can levitate, obviously. actually I did it on purpose.

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[scorpionlafemme]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

[goblinwithblankets]

Drinking spiders??!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

[thecybird-deactivated20250228]

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

[kitstacean]

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

[blatantescapism]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

[mariaalenkoshepard]

[dumbbadgerdeactivated-deactivat]

🎃🍉🎃🍬🎃 Happy Summerween! 🎃🍉🎃🍬🎃

[sharkfiinn]

means to an end

how their relationship develops is probably my favourite thing in twilight princess

lalalalaala

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

So glad this is anonymous so I can freely admit I've had the biggest crush on Ganondorf since I was a kid. We didn't have Twilight Princess but we did have Smash bros brawl and that has the Twilight Princess designs. Cue me playing the campaign over and over just to see Ganondorf.

Uhhhhh... I'm flattered????

[rouge-the-bat-offical]

Welcome to the club, pal. I was many people's awakenigs, and for damn good reasons.

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

At least I didn't fuck Lex Luthor.

[rouge-the-bat-offical]

Fuck you, im leaking your nudes. /j

[ze-little-german-girl-offical]

imma grab ze poppenkorn und cola zis ist goen tü be a fun vun

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

WHY THE FUCK IS THE GERMAN GIRL ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LINE?!?

/ref

[ze-little-german-girl-offical]

zats 'ze little German girl' tu jü ganondorf

nicht just ze German girl, zere are multiple German girls but zere are less little German girls

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

I don't have time for this...

[mamarobotnikoffical]

Bonjour, motherfucker. I saw your nudes.

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

Good for you, I don't care.

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Not particularly tasteful…

[koopa-king-85]

Terrible nudes, actually.

[rouge-the-bat-offical]

And I leaked the good ones. Imagine the others.

[koopa-king-85]

Wow.

[twilight-princess-link-official]

Hey @princess-midna-official grab some popcorn cause wow

[link-oot]

not looking. where the hell did rouge get the nudes from 😭

@sm64mario rest of the multiverse is here wya

[absolute-afton]

What the hell is going on he- OH MY GOODNESS HE'S NAKED

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

PURPLE GUY???

[princess-midna-official]

these are... the good ones? Gan, you need to take a burlesque class. it's urgent.

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

What's a "burlesque"?

[princess-midna-official]

burlesque is like...an artful expression of sensuality. a performance or a photoshoot meant to present an alluring aura and inspire confidence in oneself. and build a talent for how to do it.

[yourfave-isqueer]

The Evil and Intimidating Horse is a lesbian!

(Requested by anon)

[princess-midna-official]

you're goddamn right

[desmess]

Something something Zelda prayer dress.

*edited with TP & FSA Zelds!

Only thought of these for now but who else would you like to see?

Beautiiiful FSA Zelda aka Dot by @wishyoudwell :]

[linkvcr]

happy pride ^_^

[itsmedrawpower]

Remember 🫡

[bettystonewell]

GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS!

Rules: answer and tag six people you want to know better

Thanks for thinking of/tagging me @thoughtslikeaminefield It’s been a pleasure interacting with you the past couple of days ❤️

1. Favourite colour: Teal

2. Last song: Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry

3. Currently reading: Outlander Series (technically it’s collecting dust on my bookshelf because I mostly read fanfic…)

4. Currently watching: Single’s Inferno, Medium, and forever casually rewatching SPN

5. Currently craving: the bag of sweet chilli & sour cream chips I bought earlier (just waiting for kiddos to go to bed)

6. Coffee or tea: coffee! An iced latte any season.

@losers-clvb @middleearthislife @my-stories-vault @supernotnatural2005 @sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth @jollyhunter

[fish-that-steals-palm-trees]

I decided to do this fun tag game with my super awesome mutuals + open tags for everyone who wants to join!! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

»»——⍟——««

alr first gonna answer these myself and then tag my friends & moots!

1) favourite colour: green ofc!! but second place is taken by cyan (like the turquoise kinda cyan you know?? not blue!) and purple!

2) last song: No Shade by Violent Soho (they're a very cool punk rock and hardcore band btw)

3) currently reading: "Statism and Anarchy" by my bestie Bakunin

4) currently watching: rewatching Equestria Girls movies from My Little Pony franchise, but this time instead of watching them in Russian like usually, I watch them in Spanish for practice!

5) umm I think I'm not craving any food as I ate not so long ago but I'm looking forward to my favourite dinner that I've been having exactly the same since I was 12 years old, yellow peas soup! and speaking of drinks, I'm craving pomegranate flavoured energy drink that's only in supermarket far from my home :(

6) coffee or tea: TEA always I absolutely despise coffee and the smell of it makes me nauseous and gives me a headache (fun fact same thing happens with gasoline, alcohol smell, cigarette smoke, most perfume especially flower smells or citrus smells and things like flavoured shower gels or shampoos or deodorants, I only ever get non flavorued ones!)

»»——⍟——««

anyway sorry for yapping so much, tags now <3 (no order, don't think I like you less if you're at the end of list!)

@curse-exefanart1122 @princeof-crows @fr-gg-t @i-am-basement @iamsarsonic @oh-lovely-son-of-venus @theemptyskeleton @suspiciouspurplelemon @g0ld-st4r-b0y @ody-of-ithaca @mixheal-709 @deadcinnamongirl @pampampampimpimpim @petrichorshimmer @cloudyskiesandstarrynights @theyremarigolds @r4-kingofcamelot @babkalyagushka @superbratjesser @sokikard @honestlydeeppolice @pikmin-boy @shanky2panky @rockymountyn @fabric-softener-enjoyer @depressedandpoetic @boundmorpheme @lizzyzwizzy @vernalequinox67 @victor-starcare @buyaboyadrink @rayneisbored @thenightbitesback @thecreatureoftheforest @ravenofmourning @eating-the-sand @masculinizacionforzada @galatique @rockyroxy89 @graffitismokerr @kingoftheloonybinza

[i-am-basement]

Thanks for the tag!

My fav colour is lilac purple.

Last song (currently listening to) diet coke by Lianna Firestone

Im reading about 3k books but the one I've read for the longest is Happy Girl Lucky by Holly Smale (like 4 months btw)

I'm currently (re)watching Miraculous Ladybug

I don't like food.

Tea. Except I can only drink it iced due to hating hot drinks.

Tags

@xoxofromplanetearth @scarletcypherchic @novalunarabem @nyancvtt @inthecosmos903

[inthecosmos903]

1. Favourite colour: sage green

2. Last song: Say my name - beetlejuice beetlejuice

3. Currently reading: I don't read lol-

4. Currently watching: gravity falls

5. Currently craving: all my safefoods

6. Coffee or tea: chocolate milk

@the-calinator @ivyivyivygs @best-isopod @galaxywolfcomet +open tags

[best-isopod]

1 favourite colour: purple or dark red

2 last song: dear pet rock - TV room

3 currently reading: I dont read either

4 currently watching: nothing rn

5 currently craving; white cheddar Mac and cheese🤤🤤🤤

6 coffee or tea: root beer🔥🔥🔥🔥🤤🤤🤤

@isuckatmakingusers @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @eepylittlething + open tags

[wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99]

1. Favourite colour: orange/teal/dark blue

2. Last song: Remember Them - Epic

3. Currently reading: I don't read nowadays

4. Currently watching: Wire In The Blood

5. Currently craving: Um. Kissing😶

6. Coffee or tea: Tea but only fruit tea

@nervousyoungboything @the-arkitect @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @will-0-the-wispp @mothmans-annoying-cousin @art1stxsl4sh @leavemealone-jk @roxyphoxy @cartoonenby @jerdabigback @cabinthreeproblems @nicothehalfblood @nightwingg-xoxo + open tags :3

[leavemealone-jk]

1. Favourite colour: Sage green and Maroon (weird Christmas colors ik)

2. Last song: Saints by Echos

3. Currently reading: Shatter Me series

4. Currently watching: Nothing (I can’t find anything interesting rn)

5. Currently craving: Sleep (and my girlfriend) and a good conversation with someone who won’t RANDOMLY GHOST ME-

6. Coffee or tea: Tea but only Boba tea

@star-sstruck @veethevoyd

[star-sstruck]

Fav color: purple currently but it changes alot

Last song: the future is a foreign land by ghost

Reading: uh nothing... I think I last read the call of the wild. Oh I really like crenchsaw it's a kids book about a boy and he has an imaginary friend named Crenshaw and he's a cat:3

Watching: supernatural as everyone that talks to me knows..

Craving: supernatural. Spn. Spn. Spn. Spn. Food wise tho I could rlly go for some sausage like the breakfast kind

Tea or coffee: tea bc coffee makes my tummy hurt

@tailshrum658 @voidboyvyncent @er-idkhehe2 @dazaisfavbitch @hypa-t1a @atlasbonesadd1ct

[voidboyvyncent]

Ty for the taggg :3

Fav colour: blueeee

Last song: a little bit - ella boh

Reading: ao3

Watching: various horror movies

Craving: PRETTY BABY BY ELLA BOH IM SO EXCITED FOR PRETTY BABY TO DROP AKDJFKDFJFJSKDJD

Tea or coffee: uhhh both

Open tags cuz i have to get off the train soon

[delusional-puppy-nath]

I wanted to so helo its me crewmate

Fav color-between purple and green and black :P

Last song: I'm the Slime by Frank Zappa

Reading: Faroff i dunno on webtoon

Watching: cat drinking dark matter loudly

Craving: idk sleep or someones touch

Tea or coffee: it depends

@thatonebrackletdog @collar-i-hardly-know-her @chris-da-pupp @kneeko116 @starboysdream +open tags im sorry if i didnt out anyone

[chris-da-pupp]

oh my gosh frank ykuuu!!

fav color: emerald green or like forest greens mmm

last song: starburned and unkissed by caroline polachek

reading: i dont read…whoops..

watching: teen titans :3 the 2006 one btw…

craving: someone…JKJK uhh lowky sushi…

coffee or tea: depends on the weather… mainly tea tho

TAGS!

tbe only one i have is @biteriskpuppy

[biteriskpuppy]

oh em gees i got tagged

fave colour: dark and pale purples :3

last song: uhh pretty sure it was joyfulthought by mom

reading: several fanfics

watching: .. im rewatching mystreet😞

craving: my boyfriend!! and some chocolate🤤

coffee or tea: coffee ftw!!

@gaap08 @vcraftssomeshit @ppuppyev up next!!

[gaap08]

Hory shit it's my turn

Favorite color: Dioxazyne purple

Last song: Les by Childish Gambino

Reading: Miss Peregrine's home for Peculiar Children: Hollow City

Watching: Invincible season 4

Craving: My boyfriends and Tiramisu

Coffee or Tea: Chai is my favorite but I would kill for iced cappuccino from Tim hortons

@manicstudios @angelgamer2048 I don't know anyone else sorry

[manicstudios]

Alright then...

Favorite color: Any shade of pink (while I associate with bright/electric pink, I prefer lighter shades in reality) or black

Last song: Sunset Bridge from Persona 5

Reading: My Hero Academia Vol 1 (need to finish)

Watching: Wild Kratts

Craving: Ice cream and the will to live

Coffee or tea: Tea. Iced tea rn, but in the fall/winter I will chug Lady Grey like its nobody's business

@wildhorizon @mackoroniandcheese @amphiprisuunae @just-lorreta + open reblogs

[amphiprisuunae]

wahoaohoa thanks for tagging me !!!!

ok so

fav colours as of right now: BFE388 , 9BB6E0 , F0DBA5 , A31212

last song: earrings by malcom todd

reading: witch hat atelier

watching: its time for the (courtesy of bababasil!)

craving: anythijg im so hungry right noww

coffee or tea: ok if i actually need to wake up and lock in then coffee but i do like some nice teatime with myself when i have time so. basically im indecisive

tagz: (/nf!!) @boiledbasil its time for the... @munemunekyun @grilled-chese i dont want to tag peope im scared i feel like im bothering them wahh

[grilled-chese]

thank yiuuuu <3333

favourite colour: Purple !!!! I lob purple Im wearing all purple right now

last song: it was ‘love from the other side’ by fall out boy i believe

currently reading: hmmm rereading solitaire:… and some fanfic probably

currently watching: ive been meaning to start a new show but ive been rewatching mha (and aggretsuko) lmao

currently craving: oughhh my dried vegetable chips I want some so bad

coffee or tea: tea !!!!! tea for sure I love tea

almost forgot to do tags TwT @hinako-supremacy @mayowayo @zestylemonsz @cosmosdystopia @munemunekyun and uuuuu anyone else /nf !!

[cosmosdystopia]

thank you for the tag !!!!

favorite color: Im so green

last song: acute love addiction - pinata (been looping it for like 20 mins while i work on a fic based on it)

currently reading: nothing im boring and illiterate

currently watching: im not sure actually .. i havent watched aikatsu in over a month but i am planning to start on friends !

currently craving: ive had one milkshake ever and it was around 2 years ago. i want another .....

coffee or tea: COFFEE FOR SURE i love coffee ..... though i only started drinking it frequently a few weeks ago im a coffee newgen

while posting this i meant to paste the 0 because the button is broken on my laptop and i accidentally pasted the entire fic i was working on

taaagsss @itsdacami @m3ow-w0w @minokana-land @pbjr @altariafan @loneanon-datfl @chrisberi2 @pinbudo @coralkittencollection @pancakeskirbfan @theniochopchomp @armaggedongamer @cakey-tedtalk

[chrisberi2]

ok i guess we're doing this

favorite color: #00A2E8

last song: Danger - Vs. Impostor LEGACY

i dont read

currently watching: Sonic For Hire

currently craving: mmmmm spaghettiiii

coffee or tea: TEA. COFFEE TASTES LIKE SHIT.

@nexkode @waveradialj19e @ashelf66 @gizmo9133 @camotheboss @sbtorms @lavenderskiesseeall @rathgoretheimp @ohimherenow

[camotheboss]

Ok, here we go

Favorite color: #7F00FF

Last song: Oversight - Vs impostor Legacy

I don’t read

Last watch: a bunch of shorts from So Okay Here’s the Thing

Currently craving: popcorn

I don’t drink either coffee or tea…

@sforsam

@brokenspacetape

@tangerinetime69

@gizmo9133

@rathgoretheimp

[rathgoretheimp]

Favorite Color: Either green, yellow, or blue; It changes from time to time.

Last Song: I'm Gonna Win by Rob Cantor

Currently Reading: This banger book called nothing.

Last Watch: All of Snapcube's Sonic fandubs.

Currently Craving: Pizza

Coffee or Tea: I'm more of a soda guy actually

@pink-dr-mario @ametalsonic @twilight-princess-link-official @webber-da-spider @abysmaltrinity @cancel221 @oscar106official

[twilight-princess-link-official]

. Favourite colour: Green (man whoda thought)

2. Last song: Headspace FM

3. Currently reading: house of leaves but I got busy

4. Currently watching: none :-|

5. Currently craving: something to contrast the sweetness of the cake I had for breakfast

6. Coffee or tea: Tea, preferably mint or green though I also like hot chocolate:-)

@scarletthedeadhand @princess-midna-official @twilight-princess-ganondorf and anyone else I can’t think of

[princess-midna-official]

1. Favorite Color: mauve

2. Last Song: Rocky Raccoon funk cover (LISTEN TO IT.)

3. Currently Reading: Murtagh, Christopher Paolini

4. Currently Watching: Markiplier plays Slay the Princess

5. Currently Craving: The tender yet desirous caress of my lover's soft hands

6. Coffee or Tea: I drink both daily. It's hard work being me.

thanks for the tag 🧡

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

So glad this is anonymous so I can freely admit I've had the biggest crush on Ganondorf since I was a kid. We didn't have Twilight Princess but we did have Smash bros brawl and that has the Twilight Princess designs. Cue me playing the campaign over and over just to see Ganondorf.

Uhhhhh... I'm flattered????

[rouge-the-bat-offical]

Welcome to the club, pal. I was many people's awakenigs, and for damn good reasons.

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

At least I didn't fuck Lex Luthor.

[rouge-the-bat-offical]

Fuck you, im leaking your nudes. /j

[ze-little-german-girl-offical]

imma grab ze poppenkorn und cola zis ist goen tü be a fun vun

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

WHY THE FUCK IS THE GERMAN GIRL ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LINE?!?

/ref

[ze-little-german-girl-offical]

zats 'ze little German girl' tu jü ganondorf

nicht just ze German girl, zere are multiple German girls but zere are less little German girls

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

I don't have time for this...

[mamarobotnikoffical]

Bonjour, motherfucker. I saw your nudes.

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

Good for you, I don't care.

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Not particularly tasteful…

[koopa-king-85]

Terrible nudes, actually.

[rouge-the-bat-offical]

And I leaked the good ones. Imagine the others.

[koopa-king-85]

Wow.

[twilight-princess-link-official]

Hey @princess-midna-official grab some popcorn cause wow

[link-oot]

not looking. where the hell did rouge get the nudes from 😭

@sm64mario rest of the multiverse is here wya

[absolute-afton]

What the hell is going on he- OH MY GOODNESS HE'S NAKED

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

PURPLE GUY???

[princess-midna-official]

these are... the good ones? Gan, you need to take a burlesque class. it's urgent.

[chihuahuana]

Happy Pride!

I love drawing girls 🥰

[rowandownastream]

For Pride Month, Zelda Yuri

[entiqua]

she knew exactly what they would like (based off this)

[twilight-princess-link-official]

[nuvemzinhacorderosa]

princesses yuri

[phoenix-physicist]

happy pride everyone lmfao enjoy your cursed princess yuri I am not sorry