fan-fucking-tastic

Sometimes I think I'm funny

[everydaylouie]

a bird apartment

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[femmeslash]

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

[femmeslash]

the void is loud and wants chicken

[6xthsense]

no way fucking way....

NO fuckifn way

[t5t]

ah, perry the platypus! i see you fell into my trap... the strangling arms of cissexism! you may be wondering what the purpose of this machine i have pointed at the sky is. you see perry the platypus, when i was born in gimmelshtump the doctor assigned me a gender... and my family went with it! and so did i, perry the platypus! i am a cisgender male! but i decided to use my privilege as a cis man for good and came up with this new invention. behold, perry the platypus, the degenderinator! thanks to this wonder of science, no one in the tri-state area will have an assigned gender anymore, allowing trans people to live as their true gender! trans rights, perry the platypus! trans rights!!!

[queerjoys]

great post op but i have one thing to say

in one of doofs backstories he is shown being forced to wear dresses throughout childhood because his parents "thought he was going to be a girl" so i think this means doof is in fact. a trans man

[t5t]

that makes two then cuz im pretty sure perry laid an egg at some point

[melvinzd]

Mind blown 😂

[eryn-n-g]

So pure and adorable

[b00bconnoisseur]

I watched this like 6 the times I never tire of his reaction

[surprisebitch]

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

[mintgreenmania]

When he goes in for that solo

[rosethorn213]

[thepizzalovingnerd]

[afronerdism]

I love them so much. Y’all should see the other one he made with them. I hope he makes another one this year

[intovertedblackblogger-deactiva]

Spooky and the Boys!

[atlasir]

Totally reblogged this cuz that solo deserved it

[parkchanwoohoo]

[marzipanandminutiae]

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

[cl0udyd4z3]

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

[portraitofemmy]

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

[dare-i-say-asexual]

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

[dare-i-say-asexual]

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

[tryclops]

reblog to summon a concerned lesbian in your hour of need

[justbadpuns]

Jesus christ

[mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar]

[piratedykes]

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

[stimman4000]

.

[fischyplier]

It’s so beautiful! :’)

[ebroxas72]

I legitimately thought at first that those were baked beans and not peanuts. Which was quite the way of interpreting this.

[budacub]

same

[kendrajk]

YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

And the rest, my darlings, are meat.

[glitterandrocketfuel]

Never punched reblog so fast in my life

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[messyinretrograde]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song