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Antelope | idk how old I am How did you get here

[hakuteeth]

Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing

[hakuteeth]

Things that actually work if u try at them:

Drinking water

No longer making self deprecating jokes

Making sure to take time out of the day to relax and take a breather

Lighting candles

Counting ur breaths in and out if ur having a panic attack

Getting up and trying to do one thing even if u can’t do everything maybe brushing ur teeth but not having the energy to shower

[catchymemes]

[ayasatomaya]

So like the aa games in the App Store have semi appropriate genres as taglines

But for investigations it’s just

gJjlKfkf my favorite genre?????

[starsberrisnunicorns]

“...Gurira beat out Avengers: Infinity War’s Chris Hemsworth, Jurassic World star Chris Pratt, Deadpool 2’s Ryan Reynolds, and her Black Panther co-star, Chadwick Boseman, for the honor.”

“Thank you for affirming that women and girls, when they are given the chance to hang with the boys, can hang with the best of them…”

[rootbeergoddess]

This is big ya’ll. Like really big.

[cognvcblvck]

Holy shit? 🔥👏🏾

[miss-jayjayy]

She went against Marvel Universe and won. A queen

[silentauroriamthereal]

She is so amazing!

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[sharksylph-deactivated20180816]

make a dragon wanna retire man

[porcelained-deactivated20211210]

I’m so mad

[famicom]

[maniacalmole]

When you remember that when you stopped reading last your favorite character was still in peril:

When you remember that when you stopped writing last your OC was still in peril and you have to resist the urge to quit your job and run home to write them out of danger:

[maniacalmole]

@awesomecopper

Warning: Clowns. Bad clowns.

[insomniac-arrest]

I trust big muscled people because I feel like they just want to give me advice on how to live my best life and impart mass amounts of motivation on me

their muscles are filled with compassion 

[viviiirazzberlioan]

Is this about All Might? Did Midoriya right this?

[insomniac-arrest]

tbh this post is about Mob Psycho 100

a couple of good lads who want you to succeed, let the Body Improvement club into your heart

[garbageboy-stinkman]

Aziraphale, when Crowley tells him they have to work togther to stop the Apocalypse:

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HE HAS ARRIVED

[haikyuustuff]

Pros of Haikyuu: you can’t hate anyone

Cons of Haikyuu: you can’t hate anyone so if a team has a face-off you literally have no idea who to root for and when the match ends you’re crying for whichever team lost 

[princessantelope]

It's my birthday!

[polniaczek]

[san-draws]

you know,.. That Scene You Were Terrified Of During Most Of Your Childhood

[fenestratingfungi]

[lordendsavior]

“The double agent for the patriarchy is basically just a woman who perhaps unknowingly is still putting the patriarchal narrative out into the world. Is still benefitting off, profiting off and selling a patriarchal narrative to other women. But it’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. You know, just because you look like a woman, we trust you and we think you’re on our side, but you are selling us something that really doesn’t make us feel good. You’re selling us an ideal, a body shape, a problem with our wrinkles, a problem with ageing, a problem with gravity, a problem with any kind of body fat. You’re selling us self-consciousness. The same poison that made you clearly develop some sort of body dysmorphia or facial dysmorphia, you are now pouring back into the world. You’re like recycling hatred. I find that really dangerous and I think it’s unacceptable and I don’t care if you’re a woman. I think constructive criticism is needed for anyone to ever evolve. For our gender to evolve we need some sort of constructive criticism. As long as we do it in a somewhat careful way. (…) So many of the worst things in the world have happened motivated by greed. And I just don’t think that’s an acceptable excuse anymore. How much money do you need? Really how much money do you need? How much money do any of these huge influencers who are worth millions or billions sometimes… why are they still promoting appetite-suppressant lollipops to young girls? And it’s not a fight against obesity. They have young, already slim girls, in their adverts for Flat Tummy company, this company that are absolutely everywhere, and they’re even being advertised in some of the most mainstream magazines, women’s magazines, and they have a billboard in Times Square. The money is built on the blood and tears of young women who believe in them, who follow them, who look up to them like the big sister they never had. It’s so upsetting and it feels like such a betrayal against women.”

Jameela Jamil explains why she thinks the Kardashians are “double agents for the patriarchy”

[warmbath]