Welcome

Ask Me Anything or read some fanfictions @https://www.quotev.com/RAZzBERLIOAN

[valtsv]

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

[superchat]

Just paid $250,000 for this trip, this gonna be fucking awesome

[cookiekappa]

movie vs book (i adore them both) 

[pigeonsympathiser]

How could you leave this in the notes, excellent addition

[madtumbleson]

Actually, this makes the childification of Michael in the movie when he’s 15 in the book really funny:

Sophie, a 20-ish year old woman from a fantasy land where getting married at 16 or 17 does not seem to be unusual: Yes, this is a young man who is almost an adult.

Howl, a man in his late 20s from our world: This is a BABY and he does BABY things.

[cat-the-dragon]

More fanart

Sakurama now has a Part - II : Teen Age, where we will be shenanigans.

And there will be choices to make about Sakurama's appearance.

Hair lengths

tatoos

[cat-the-dragon]

horns

horn colors

[viviiirazzberlioan]

Presuming that Sakurama is still gonna west the same head gead I’m voting extra long. Sakurama is going to get super strong and she can get over the past trauma when she was in the forest of death. White markings. 4 or 5 to protect their big forehead where Sakura basically lives. & grey to match their hair/camouflage. Greg still won’t look bad when she turns pink

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Why is there a Canadian rapper donating like millions to jerma

[elfgender]

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

This guy donated like 50-100 subs every single stream until jerma agreed to go to the casino with him

[smegmata-dentata]

Tumblr is the only place I can think of where jerma is more well known than freddie dredd

[renthony]

There are so many showrunners who seem really goddamn desperate to produce more adult-oriented animation, but keep getting forced to pitch to kids' networks due to how few people take animation seriously as a medium for plot-driven animation aimed at anyone but children.

Like, iirc The Owl House started out as a concept for a more adult show, and The Dragon Prince crew have said that they consider their show "all ages," not "children's animation."

"Ugh, why do so many adults watch shows for kids..." Because networks are actively getting in the way of writers who want to make ones for adults!!!! Damn it! We're in an absolute renaissance of plot-driven animation but everybody still wants to act like animation is for "kids only!" Why!!!

Anyway support the #NewDealForAnimation and the current push for unionization and reform in the industry. That's not necessarily related to this post I just think it should be said on every post talking about animation rn.

[steven-scribbleverse]

[cop-disliker69]

American evangelicals are the scum of the Earth.

[ivypond11]

its time to say goodbye to those childhood friends of yours

[cbmagus49]

All of my PokéFalls stuff has led up to this dumb joke comic, you’re welcome

[cutetanuki-chan]

Amphibia has fallen down

[chuckdrawsthings]

brain training

[happyheidi]

heart cat surrounded by flowers 🐈🍃 x

[focsle]

I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

[c3nric-deactivated20220627]

I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.

[focsle]

Okay I must clear this up more concretely since this has gone far beyond my circle of folks who have the context of Why This Is Actually Funny, because there are thousands of people here who are like ‘kids are so rude, kids are so evil, I hate kids’ when…

1) Kids are little humans and they’re learning and they should be treated as little humans who are learning. Don’t be a dick to kids. Adults who are assholes to kids is such a bad look, and kids remember that shit.

2) This particular child was being SO earnest and ‘except for you’ was said not as an insult but like ‘oh…you’re the last one left 😢’.

I dress like this everyone:

[ID: image of a person wearing a puffy 18th century shirt, waistcoat, and cravat.]

Thank u, goodnight.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

[afrosarah]

The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I can’t stop thinking about this

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[decamarks]

a new mystery dungeon game comes out and you’re so excited for it—you boot up the game and start the personality quiz, and then the first question is “what hozier lyric makes you the most feral”