To the Esteemed Tumblr Staff,
I write to you today not merely as a user of your platform, but as a dedicated member of a community that thrives on whimsy, tradition, and the uniquely unhinged charm that Tumblr has long cultivated. It is with great distress that I address an issue of profound significance:
The grievous absence of Boops on this April 1st, 2025, and the unjust removal of square profile frames.
For years, the annual April Fools’ festivities have been a testament to Tumblr’s commitment to absurdity and delight, a hallmark of its spirit. The Boops feature was not merely a frivolous addition; it was a unifying force, a beacon of joy in the ever chaotic digital landscape. To see it unceremoniously stripped away... Replaced, no less, with mundane math and polls?! This is nothing short of heartbreaking.
Furthermore, the erasure of square profile frames has left users adrift in a sea of unwanted circular conformity. The square was not just a shape; it was an identity, a testament to Tumblr’s defiance against the homogenization of social media design. To take this from us is to strip away a piece of what makes this platform extraordinary.
The people of Tumblr do not ask for much. We revel in the nonsensical, the ridiculous, the joyously strange. It is within your power to right this wrong, to restore what was lost, and to uphold the very essence of what makes Tumblr the beloved digital home it is. Bring back the Boops. Return to us our squares. Let April 1st once again be a day of delight, not despair.
I implore you to consider the will of the people. We do not seek war, but we will not stand idly by as our traditions are dismantled. We believe in Tumblr’s ability to listen, to understand, and to correct it's wrongs. Do what is right. Restore the Boops. Restore the squares.
I would like to now extend my sincerest apologies to the people of Tumblr, who have suffered greatly under this unfortunate decision. The bloggers that deserved a day of laughter, of communal joy, of senseless fun... And have instead, been met with disappointment. To those who felt this loss most keenly, who refreshed their dashboards in vain hope, who searched for Boops that never came, we stand with you in solidarity. May your spirits remain unbroken, and may justice soon be served.
FIGHT WITH ME FELLOW USERS OF TUMBLR, FOR WE WILL NOT FAIL TO MEET OUR GOALS AND SEE THIS APRIL "FOOLS" DAY FOR WHAT IT TRULY IS:
With the utmost sincerity and urgency, Red Nexx Saysthing
(Fight with me brethren, @a-chance-of-raine @ap0th3osis @bootyshakerrr9000 @composer-of-chaos @eclipsed-jester @edgyhedgie @funkyfandomlover @gayfrogtime @happyfacelol @itzvio @itz-pandora @st4rboyloser @thesoundofspeed )
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