prince of jello

I'm just trying to have a good time. she/her gay af colombian epee fencer

[alisonzai]

bee real, my senior thesis

[bidoof]

homestuck ruined my life

[dwinkus]

matt you big baby you never even read homestuck

[bidoof]

you don’t need to smoke cigarettes to suffer from second hand smoking

[ventrue]

Okay i learned recently that this has no CG in it so the fact that this is all 2d drawn shit is fucking mind-blowing what even was the Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 series.

[gingerisaspice]

bones animation good

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Long time lurker, first time poster” is the futuristic version of “long time listener, first time caller”

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[pizzaotter]

@raving-tiger holy shit

[i-am-a-fish]

[thatweeniefangirl-deactivated20]

tell me

[i-am-a-fish]

[the-bee-s-knee-s]

fish is too pure <3

[i-am-a-fish]

[skygenders]

bi women what is ur wisdom tonight

[skygenders]

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

imagine you’re a regency courtesan and you and your girls all want to get invited to the big masquerade but one of your crew isn’t popular enough to make the list on her own, so you call in a favor and your marquis friend gets her an invite, but as a man. you dance all night with your friend who’s in drag which means everyone can see her LEGS and consequently are cartoon-wolf-ing all over the ballroom, falling in love with her feet and ankles while openly questioning whether she’s a man or a woman. your sister is there dressed as a nun

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

a mysterious stranger pulls you aside and kisses you with both your masks still in place. he says he’s loved you in vain for five years, says he’d rather kill himself than let his identity be known to you, then disappears back into the crowd. you run into the same guy later in an otherwise empty room, banter in french for a bit, and discover that he’s lord byron. you chat about his poetry and make it clear that you could never love him. you rejoin your squad just in time for another quadrille

[shaniatween]

[your-butthole]

i am sobbing

[aubr]

I think about this video every day I’m not exaggerating literally every day

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

No prob Bob

No problem Boblem

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

No probert Robert

[medusabraids]

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

[kscotter]

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

[newyorkcityhomo]

THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE

[fourglasseyes]

[worldcircus]

Well … it IS just a prototype .

[adamsmasher]

1-800-R-U-BABY-SLAPPIN

[buzzfeed]

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

[wanderingchaos]

Oh, I’m crying. It’s ok, you can cry too.

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, July 26, 1896

[sympathyforthecannibal]

Every time I would see Mads dressed it would always be like looking at a Christmas present or something like that because what he added to the clothing was like a small bit of magic. He just brought those clothes to life that were just formerly sitting on a hanger.

-Christopher Hargadon, The Style of a Killer, season 2 featurette

[creepled]