random place

wtf do i do? (he/him)

[printers-are-scamming-you]

“bip”

[printers-are-scamming-you]

can i have some ibuprofen i got a headache

[legendknit]

Last of Type B commission done, Thank you!

[printers-are-scamming-you]

new headcanon just dropped: this happens after the promise ending, reincarnation or something, or maybe just a hallucination in their dying minds but at least it's closure

[swagvo1d]

[printers-are-scamming-you]

Me and the boys basking in the glory of nuclear energy

[pine-squir-reblogs]

just a sketch of EULRs being extremely EULRly :3

[printers-are-scamming-you]

[writing-prompt-s]

"What brings you in today?" the doctor asks. "Well, I've been hallucinating this damn alien has been stalking me," you reply. "That alien?" the doctor asks, pointing to the alien standing next to you.

[printers-are-scamming-you]

The alien in question:

[hotvampireadjacent]

[i-am-a-fish]

what the. fuck

[segamascott]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm so glad that machinima is alive and well

[plushieanimals]

tiger tale toys 🐀🐁

[plushieanimals]

[headspace-hotel]

PAPERWORK

[arson-nyanthem]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That makes her the bossman of the customers what's confusing

[auckie]

My mom wants a white little purse dog, she wants to name jt kevin regardless of it being a girl or boy, and I show her white little bitch dogs a lot as kevin inspo bc I have the selfish motive of wanting a pet while I mooch here at home during quarantine. So I showed her this gif

And she went ‘ouoghh...kevin. I miss him’ and I was gonna point out that she has yet to meet him and she cut me off and was like I see him in my dreams

[thememedaddy]

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[alphabetizing-posts]

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

[infectiouspiss]

stop that put my words back normal style

[printers-are-scamming-you]

that put stop words my normal back style

[rhizzoph]

People think I like computers like tv heads but truly this is what's interesting to me

[printers-are-scamming-you]

@eroticismofthemachinedetector ?

[myconetted]

affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

[corpsebod]

Trevor looks like he's begging and pleading for me to not blow a raspberry on his huge white tummy again