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[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

[biweatherman-deactivated2024012]

-Jesus at the last supper

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

[an-assortment-of-forks]

Unpopular opinion: I hate Christmas music.

[morbidmanatee]

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

Y̴̨̲̗̲̲̟̰͓̭͗̋͒͑̒̃͗̚Ò̷̢̧͔͉̤̝̻̼̱̣̅͘ͅU̶͇̼͉̺̇̿̆̌͒ ̸͇̘̞̣̤̪͔̑̓́͛̍̎͌̂̓̐̚B̶̢̤̗̺͖́E̶̳̦̦͂́̎̀́͜͝͠T̸̢̺͕͕͕̰̙͕̯̤̻͙̬͚̳̃̀͋̓̾͋̕͝T̴̲͕͉̬̬̎̒̀́̓̈́́͝E̶̗͙̱͕̖̯͍̠̝̩̺͐͐͂̒̂̑͆͜R̷̗̈̿̃͋̈́̓̔͌̾͋ ̷̛͖̎̿̍̽̄̀̈́̂̈́̐̌̕W̶̢̫̲͎̳̠̋A̸̧̛̺̤͔̺̤͎̞̩̼̖͇̟̰̓̋͗͗͗̌́̾͑͂͌̎̋̕ͅT̶̢̘̤̣̗͎͍̰͓̱̏͐͗͐̿̔̄̕̕ͅḈ̷̻͎̳̝͓̎̂̒̔͋́̎̑̌͐̄͜Ĥ̶̛̥͓́̒̐̈̽̓̐̍̈͌͘͠ͅ ̷̧̧̞̺͙̫̦̮̼̗͖̓̈́O̵̡͂̒͛̊͊͊̾U̴̧̡̯̯̝͓͈̫̿͑̈́̅̾̓̆̕̚͜͝T̸̡̻͔̮̝͙̳͈̜͙̽ͅ

[athetos]

You: Dick Pics

Me, an intellectual: Portraits of Richard

[memewhore]

[stability]

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[unicorndildos]

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

[pvrx]

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

[monicanna-mess]

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

[colt-kun]

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

[itsindigowhite]

The last one

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[purex-deactivated20241110]

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

[frankoceanvevo]

[pleasedontcutily]

tear in my heart//twenty one pilots

[mtvshrek-blog]

when you click on a link and it opens in the same tab

[gaytiemcgrath]

[brokendildo]

me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok

[gooodlongtime]

[thebestoftumbling]

[pleatedjeans]