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Legitimately just had one of the worst meals of my entire life. I am still sitting here, trying to come to terms with what I just put inside my body. The orange chicken was drenched in what I can only call a carcinogenic slime. It tasted like how bug spray smells. I felt myself actively eroding the more of it I ate, but shit, it was $16 bucks. I kept going in spite of myself. I should've known better. The chlorine they call sauce seeped into every spongey pore of the chicken's squishy exterior. Despite the uncooked batter bathing in liquid cum, the chicken itself was a dry, chewy muskrat texture, one that forced you to choke up even the smallest pieces that you dared to swallow. The honey sesame chicken was an ice-cold cat's tongue, and the associated veg was mildewy and wilted. If you could cook the flavor of rot into something, then that's what they did to this food. I am not even joking, the chow mein tasted like a cigarette. I imagine they dumped an entire fucking bottle of liquid smoke into the noodles just to hurt and hopefully kill me. I can't imagine good people making food like this. Everyone there was a hateful, hateful person. Maybe they weren't even people.

The only good thing I can say about this experience is that I learned a terrible lesson. Thank you, Panda Express.

gingik

qwokken

my artwork for ru aa christmas zine :)

#ace attorney

scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

vullen

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

vullen

i've seen countless kind and emotional replies in the year or so since i posted this comic, but this particular tag set has squeezed me unlike any other. thanks

energyprison

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

#My little brother is currenrly the opposite rn #He loves China and hates Italians #Italians if this is how you found out I'm sorry

our-queer-experience

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!