A HEATER FOR THE BIG BOY

⚾️did yall know cal raleigh is catholic⚾️ im jess i have a phd and i have seen every bird. she/her, aotearoa

[prissybabyhamlet]

anyway. remember when i was a hamlet blog. im sorry everyone who likes hamlet, im sorry people i know irl, im sorry everyone who doesn’t care abt seattle mariners catcher caleb john raleigh’s ass 🥸

[polo-grounds]

BRYAN WOO THROWINH A BULLPEN IM A CROP TOP IM A FUCKINH HOMOSEXIAL

[sportsified]

for the ppl who like cole young

[eremorrow]

Absolutely crazy text to wake up to from my aunt

[bigdumpertrucking]

Mariners rout Nationals behind Bryce Miller, Dominic Canzone

June 12th, 2026 Nationals Park - Washington, D.C. 📸 Nick Wass

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let’s look grumpy with mama

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

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my favorite boy band

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my kitty cat

[jockcoded]

honestly we need cal back bc mitch garver's 35 y/o dick is no longer built to support this bullpen. what the hell is a "home run" we need tops

[blennie]

I mean he’s kinda ugly and freaky looking I’ll admit it but he’s special to me so it’s fine

[aleisters]

interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane

[finnglas]

I don’t even go here but this is bout to make me fill out an enrollment form and show up with my lisa frank trapper keeper and pencil case.

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[crashdavis]

baseball is often about using your mind to grant a beautiful and rich personality to a white boy with a fuck ugly cross tattoo

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LIFE IS WORTH LIVING