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Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

evilwizard

WTF are the horses doing

dearreader-archive

“you didn’t kill her. you’re exhausted, evelyn is fucking with your mind.”

“but what if i did?”

“… then i’m best friends with a murderer.”

and what if i told you that was the most loving line i’d heard? what if i told you in this entire series about erasing the worst of us having a friend say they’ll still love you even if you murdered someone. what if your best friend saw your deepest darkest thought and true self you’re afraid to show in the light and embrace it fully because that’s what friends do…

that line alone made this whole series worth the watch fuck man

sulieykte

please I just need one person to be as unhinged over her as I am please

alicentsgf

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

kazzsbrekker

just watched companion (2025) and have a lot of thoughts on eli x patrick. like on the surface they're cute, they are in love in a way that seems to transcend the programming, patrick kills himself over the loss of eli, all very ~romantic~.

except it's not.

at no point after the patrick is a robot reveal did i buy that eli was truly in love with patrick. sure, he was advocating for him to get a cut of the money, and he said he's in love even though it would seem ridiculous to love a robot, they've been together for years. but he ultimately doesn't treat patrick like a person. let's go to the cabin and fuck and you can make me an omelet??? that's not how you talk to a person you respect, let alone love. eli doesn't truly respect iris, he doesn't recognize her personhood, and he ultimately doesn't recognize eli's. he doesn't see the companions as people, and that includes his boyfriend.

this is speculation but i doubt he would have given eli 100% control after learning that eli knows about his true nature, just to be on equal terms. he wouldn't have told patrick that he's a robot just for the sake of having an honest relationship with the man he supposedy loves. eli doesn't want an honest relationship with patrick on equal terms. in the end, eli is just as much of an incel as josh. eli controls and uses patrick and the fact that he claims to love him doesn't change that.

eli's "loving" relationship with patrick is juxtaposed with how josh treats patrick once he resets him - patrick believes himself to be in love, only to be used for josh's own goals, subject to josh's whims. but eli did the same thing. he was just not as much of an obvious dickhead about it. but he still controlled patrick and had no intention of changing that, perhaps ever.

when patrick kills himself after remembering eli, it's not a moment of transcendent love that will see them reunited in the afterlife. it's an abused character committing suicide after the only person he was programmed to love is gone and he hasn't been given anything else to live for. iris has - with the help of teddy she gave herself the chance at a life worth exploring. patrick didn't get that far. and eli wouldn't have wanted him too.

jurassic-cunt

my favorite Companion (2025) letterboxd reviews

thenyaloncurtain

i call this one “can iris do a captcha?”

nataliescatorccioapologist

Sophie Thatcher’s range needs to be studied because somehow she convincingly played a Mormon missionary and a sex bot in the span of a few months

grunge-academic

Companion (2025) was written perfectly, because it works as an allegory for

- abusive relationships

- heteronormative misogyny

- sex work

- casual misogyny and fragile masculinity

- objectification (regardless of gender)

- robots and sentience

- the creation vs the creator

- AI and modern technology

- women realizing their desires and pursuing their own autonomy

- AND asking "Am I a robot?"

memingursa-deactivated20250625

Finding out the plot of “Companion ” genuinelly being a sex worker allegory with “If a sex robot was advanced enough it wouldn’t want to sleep with these chuds either” Genuinely surprised me okay somebody was cooking.

skullingwaydraws

Enjoyed this one. Probably a good vday movie

maxanor

YELLOWJACKETS (2021–)

diabolique1996

the most relatable character in asoue is geraldine julienne bc she is obsessed and in love with esme squalor and clearly wants her to dom the everloving fuck out of her and honestly s a m e