Ted's Random Annoucement Responses and Such

[privatedoomsday]

This is a review based on that terrible port of "Street Fighter Alpha 2", for Windows. (Which unfortunately, DID get re-released on GOG.)

Street Fighter Alpha 2

Street Fighter Alpha 2 explodes on-screen with lightning-fast gameplay and amazing innova

The arcade version? It's great!

But the PC version? It's ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE; even making ALL official releases of 'Street Fighter: The Movie", as well as the PS1 port of "Street Fighter Alpha 2" look GOOD, in comparison!

I don't know why, but...last time I tried to load it on my PC? It didn't work so well. The controls were off, the game ran SLOW AS HECK, and the game wouldn't even recognize any USB game controller I had.

To Capcom; if you're reading this? I advise in due respect, that you're better off just re-releasing a legally commercial emulated release of the original version with some modification, and then release it on PC. Because that port? It's not very good!

[vgjunk]

Mega Man 7, SNES.

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Oh, boy; I just HOPE that rush doesn’t poop out bolts, at this moment! (And because it would be AWKWARD!)

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Spider-Man: Web of Fire, 32X.

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SKYSCRAPER CAGE RAVE! XD

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Barver Battle Saga (unlicensed), Megadrive / Genesis.

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An obscure unlicensed video game, huh? I suppose that’s good to know! I suppose, that I might check it out!

[vgjunk]

Street Smart, Megadrive.

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A big question, based on this boxart; the guy in the red shirt, looks like Jessie from “Full House”, getting punched in the groin. In that case, isn’t that supposed to HURT?!? XD

[vgjunk]

X-Men: Children of the Atom, arcade.

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IS it me, or is Colossus trying to impress the ladies, with a muscle dance? XD

[vgjunk]

Godzilla 2: War of the Monsters, NES.

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Is it me, or is he really Dr. Wily?!? Did he suddenly cause monster to go berserk, as a plan to get revenge, on Mega Man? XD

[vgjunk]

Super Mario manga.

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Is this the first issue, from a “Super Mario” manga? Huh; I guess THAT’S possibly the big reason, where they got inspiration, for designing the floating Mario head, in “Mario Teaches Typing”! XD

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, arcade.

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Did Master Splinter suddenly FORGET his coffee?!? Or is he drunk? XD

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Golden Axe, arcade.

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Oh no...do I sense a Creepypasta being based off of this?!? XD

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Mega Man 3, NES.

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The funny ending, of WHAT IF Dr. Wily died, in the end?!?

[sdzsafaripark]

One of nature’s masterpieces

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I can’t tell what the cheetah is supposed to be chasing; is that an RC car?!? If so, that is so cute and funny!

[zekibowser]

Some character model swap in Smash Bayonetta x …..

Credits : https://twitter.com/smb123w64gb

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My advice, for the guys who took steroids...

DON’T ABUSE STEROIDS, OR THIS MAY HAPPEN TO YOU!

[corporation-cats]

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What a darling little kitten!

I wonder if she’s related, to Lil’ Bub?

[thisisntmycat]

[caringintensely]

Nurse Floofypants is our most requested OR nurse. She just puts the patients at ease somehow.

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Someone posted, “ Nurse Floofypants is our most requested OR nurse. She just puts the patients at ease somehow.”

My response? This cat, looks like she has been practicing, using Surgeon Simulator 2013″! XD

[memewhore]

[privatedoomsday]

I could imagine a skit, based on this...

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“Allergic to cats? Love video games, also? Then now is your time, as Nintendo just made a new creation; the ‘R.O.B;. LOLCat’! It’s a robot, that is practically a living being, that is known to be a video gaming assistant, it can repair a broken Nintendo console or device, AND it’s server seeking wi-fi hardware, is made backwards compatable, to ANY video game console, that Nintendo has made, since the original Famicom! Coming Summer 2016, to be sold not in stores, but on the internet, for order! But we must remind you; this advanced critter, is going to cost a LOT of money! More expensive, than even the most expensive Wii-U, that we even have, for sale!”

“FINAL NOTICE: This robot, is not to be mistaken, for a real cat, and is actually a robot, with a very cat-like personality.”

[derpycats]

He´s watching.

[privatedoomsday]

This is EXACTLY what could happen, if you forget the cat, and were watching “The Ring”! Thing is, this little guy, might scare you, by accident! XD