Prized Onion

The largest, most beautiful Onion at your local state fair

[bloodied-wolf]

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

[socialistfremenist]

[dogpuppy]

[kinuko]

Part 2

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[himynamesisnotemail]

[megabuild]

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[essaimart]

☝️ one

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[guooey]

[sashaforthewin]

Wow, my quality of life just skyrocketed looking at those well organized quails

[cringepics]

[64mpg]

hi yes me and my 15 loose children would like to stand aimlessly in the middle of the aisle at your local grocery store please

[planefood]

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

[planefood]

Kamala?

[darrenpillowscriss]

Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.