Pro Philosopher

  A video game series about debating old dead philosophers, yelling NONSENSE when they’re wrong, and sometimes causing them to freak out 

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Philosopher John Stewart Mills natural Aegyo bewitches me.

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I think I'm gonna die in this HOUSE

You too can deal with your philosophical mommy issues in our Ace Attorney-like Pro Philosopher 2!

[roundaboutrobyn]

Everyone should play this game NOW!!! the first game is free on Steam and also very funny

You get to debate iconic philosophers but also have some ✨family drama✨

also the game has a discord server and everyone is super friendly!!

[pro-philosopher]

I think I'm gonna die in this HOUSE

You too can deal with your philosophical mommy issues in our Ace Attorney-like Pro Philosopher 2!

[pro-philosopher]

THIS GAME IS FOR YOU!

YOU ARE THE TARGET AUDIENCE!

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A stitch with user @ tahiatargus on TikTok! Frantz Fanon was a philosopher and psychiatrist who worked to resist colonialism.

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"Either a prince spends that which is his own or his subjects’ or else that of others ... And to the prince who goes forth with his army, supporting it by pillage, sack, and extortion, handling that which belongs to others, this liberality is necessary."

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Looking for the perfect gift for the philosophy lover in your life? Get Pro Philosopher 2 at its biggest discount yet!

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Get the game here!

Save 40% on Pro Philosopher 2: Governments & Grievances on Steam

The "Debating Sim" returns! Engage famous philosophers of all stripes, challenge their ideas, and change the world— or just tell e

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Looking for the perfect gift for the philosophy lover in your life? Get Pro Philosopher 2 at its biggest discount yet!

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Marketing team continues to ship philosophers. They have escaped containment and can be no longer restrained by the devs

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We have free philosopher fan fic for ya!

Check out the mini game on itch!

Pro Philosopher 2: Fan Mini Argument: Locke on Property and Labor by Intelligible games

Fan made mini game feat Pythia and Locke!

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You can play our Ace Attorney inspired philosophy mini game for FREE right now!

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The opinions of anime marx may not reflect the opinions of actual marx... anyway Dark Woke is back

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We have free philosopher fan fic for ya!

Check out the mini game on itch!

Pro Philosopher 2: Fan Mini Argument: Locke on Property and Labor by Intelligible games

Fan made mini game feat Pythia and Locke!

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Our Marx is sexier

[pro-philosopher]

Today is the last day to submit your CUSTOM ARGUMENT for our Ace Attorney philosophy game! Ever wanted Marx to argue about swifties with John Locke? NOW THEY CAN!

Join our Discord for the rules and for some helpful documents! Make sure you submit your script in the fanwork channel! https://discord.gg/uVTeQHnyU2

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Coming up to the new EXTENDED deadline! Get your arguments in before midnight PST TOMORROW!

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Ever wanted to see YOUR argument in Pro Philosopher? Now you can! Write your own (respectful) argument and we will MAKE IT A CUSTOM DEBATE MINI-GAME! Join our Discord for more info, and to participate!

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Join the discord here!

Check out the Pro Philosopher 2 community on Discord - hang out with 189 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

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In the proud collegiate tradition, we're giving everyone an EXTENSION!!!

You now have until next Wednesday, Oct 8, to submit your work for the chance to get your own custom mini game!

Join our Discord for more info!

[pro-philosopher]

Today is the last day to submit your CUSTOM ARGUMENT for our Ace Attorney philosophy game! Ever wanted Marx to argue about swifties with John Locke? NOW THEY CAN!

Join our Discord for the rules and for some helpful documents! Make sure you submit your script in the fanwork channel! https://discord.gg/uVTeQHnyU2

[jenxiez-deactivated20251209]

I NEED THIS TWINK OBLITERATED.

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Obliterating that sad wet beast