What is this magic?

I got bored in class and now I tumblr. Quidditch Player. Nerdfighter. Adventurer. Artist. My blog is in no way quality. I like a lot of things. I post what like, end of story.

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[jodiefoster]

you've heard of lesbians now get ready for,

respecting their sexuality

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[meloetta]

do you ever see a girl so pretty you just want to like… reconsider your lifestyle… take up a healthy steady diet… become a more financially successful person… call your parents and thank them for bringing you into this world during the same timeline as her…

[moriathedwarf]

Lol, I need to reinforce my ears, but this is my cosplay so far, I’m done with my beard, I keep finding beads and stuff to deck out my hair with and I refuse to them Haha! My big cuffs are curtain rings that I got from Anna’s linens. And I glued on my beard with double sided tape because I didn’t buy my sprit gum yet Lol I’ll take a picture of my jacket and tunic soon. I have pictures of one of my dwarf costumes, but I don’t like the angles and how I look lol. But maybe you all aren’t as critical as me lol. I might post them later.

[the-dragongirl]

Look at this amazing lady dwarf cosplay! Seriously, if I can get the wig and beard for my Baris costume looking HALF this good, I shall be well satisfied.

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I’ve died and my ghost Is reblogging this

[theblackoaksyndicate-deactivate]

They flat twisted their hair into their beard. It’s fucking amazing.

[anxiouslyunengaged-deactivated2]

this show is a gift

[thecupcakemaniac]

[theomninerd-deactivated20201214]

thecupcakemaniac

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Cacti Cupcakes

thatgothlibrarian

[gamechangershow]

[noobtheloser]

I made this.

[movedto-jibblyuniverse]

The Dark Knight Rises looks different than i remember

[iamatinyowl]

No one actually thinks all men. Just too many men. Just enough men to be afraid. Just enough men that all women have experienced it. Just enough to make it a social problem not a personal one.

[nicolegendary]

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

[sparkofstorm]

That and it looks like the way an audience sits for a concert or a game “YEAH GO TEAM KISS THAT BRIDE WOOO” Or it looks like they’re meeting in the middle for a throwdown Both are good

[built2bulk-blog]

TWO PEOPLE ENTER.

ONE COUPLE LEAVES.

WELCOME TO MATRIMONY.

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[liesintheskye]

oh my god, my whole childhood in a post

[justsomebirdie-deactivated20181]

most of my childhood.

[eyesofellen]

Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?

[oscarwetnwilde]

[wickedclothes]

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[probablyanowl]

origins of the term metrosexual

white man: *has a shower and shaves*

white man: there should be a word for people like me

[fedorathexplorer]

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

[drunkonfanfiction]

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

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What is this

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[madeleinemoon]

babbbyyy

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