Time to get that soup

Griff, Purveyor of fine soups(They/Them)

[owlservice]

One of the greatest additions to a post ever

[probablysouptime]

I love a normal tomato

[barbaricjester]

Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this

[yume-fanfare]

top places to publicly overshare online:

tumblr blog

youtube comment section of a song

[sacred-portal]

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[kalichnikov]

Btw when people say "if you want to be a writer you need to read a lot of books" that means bad books too. This applies to all creative mediums and also even if you don't want to make it you should immerse yourself in some mediocre slop here and there and even abysmal dogshit on occasion. As a fan of the medium. If all you eat is perfect A5 wagyu prepared by a Michelen star chef youre gonna end up thinking a well cooked and seasoned grocery store ribeye is basically dog food and this is the path to spiritual rot

[dragongirlbunny]

is the new pope problematic

[blackbearmagic]

me: "Given how quickly the announcement is made following the white smoke, I imagine the Cardinals all go in with a desired name, just in case they're chosen."

my coworker: "Ah, yes, their popesona."

[roboticoperatingbud]

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[ostolero]

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[homunculus-argument]

Tumblr is such a delightful space because there really is people from all walks of life. There's somebody with the life experience range of an 11-year-old in a 33-year-old body going "actually being engaged with this thing that I have never encountered in real life is super weird and creepy, I don't know anybody who does that", and the next person is like "we are trying to teach my daughter latin since she already knows all the latin names of her favourite animals and my grandmother's best friend is an university professor who teaches it", and the next one is like "anyway a funny thing happened today when I was sucking dick for meth "

[jerrythegenius]

Don't forget the fellas that tell you stuff like how much of the ASCII character set you used. Or randomly hand out fish. Or roleplay as a caveman.

[homunculus-argument]

Or estimate your shoe size from one single photo of your boot.

[mitamajr]

Correctly? Or just throwing a number out there?

[homunculus-argument]

It was fucking spot on.

[treecitysessions]

Darshen is so me

[treecitysessions]

The way my jaw dropped when I saw that video where Darshen said he’s like a younger brother to Samuel..

[sergle]

that is literally not even factual 💀 that is fully a rumor. like can yall not. so many people were bothering them about this random misinfo.

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

[elodieunderglass]

Now that we’ve cancelled out the additional lore we can return to contemplating Darshen, and how no combination of existing emoji could recapitulate his specific fixed smile.

Love you Darshen

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[diosapate]

oh no notes for me thanks i just wanted my post to be on this ugly ass dashboard next to yours

[anxietyproblem]

[bunnysaige]

[sweetdreamshillary]