[theehorsepusssy]

[mylittleaquarium]

Let’s all be little blue shrimp and hang out in the vibrant greenery together

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[memeuplift]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[chill4234-reblogs]

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

[fortheloveofexy]

as a lesbian i get so much secondhand embarrassment when i see other lesbians being biphobic (especially towards bi women) bc so much of the time it obviously stems from a place of deep insecurity and sometimes even internalized misogyny.

"i dont date bi women bc they always center men" baby the only one who is bringing up men in this conversation rn is you.

"bisexuals have straight-passing privilege" i mean sure but the vast majority of them are also actively choosing to subvert that privilege by being openly bisexual. if they wanted to pass as straight then they wouldnt be going to pride, calling themselves bi, dating same sex partners, etc.

"well what if she leaves me for a man" ok well what if she leaves you for a woman? what if she just breaks up with you bc you're a crappy partner? what if she decides to become a celibate monk and goes off to live a hermetic life in the wilderness? what if she meets a hot and sexy vampire demon werewolf thing and she's finally getting to live out her monsterfucker fantasies? people break up for like a million different reasons all the time, so my question is why are you comparing yourself to hypothetical men she could possibly leave you for? is that not just another form of "centering men" in your life? is that not just you feeling internalized misogyny? Like idk maybe work to unpack that before you start taking it out on bi women.

anyway this is just to say happy pride month. i love you bisexuals. I love you bi women, you're all very sexy and cool and valid i do in fact want to date you.

[ultrvmonogamy]

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

[strawberrystepmom]

no bc i dont think i've ever really ranted about how foreplay starts at the breakfast table is like the most Real and True shit i've ever seen in my life foreplay starts when they bring you your coffee with a little too long kiss and clutch your face and brush your hair off of your neck and it continues when they squeeze your waist while saying bye and heading out the door perhaps even steeling a cheeky little squeeze even lower and then it continues when you spend all day thinking about how a single pair of fingers sliding across the dip of your waist is making you squirm bc foreplay begins at the breakfast table

[cryptid-corpse]

Being kind to people and helping people is really cool by the way

[foone]

I think it's time we put in a 5 year ban on live action movies. The live action remakes have gone too far, I'm sorry.

It's cartoons only until 2030.

[freakoutgirl]

Everything is so hard all the time has anyone else noticed that

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

[stricatul]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever received emotional support from a like minded individual who wants to be a part of your growth and development.

[oneheadtoanother]

[ruckuscauser]

[giraffesonparade]

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

[giraffesonparade]

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

[great-gatsby]

At Least i’m a dyke. at least i have that going for me

[streetkit]

girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

[fieldbears]

local woman disgusted to learn that choosing not to decide or act is, in itself, a choice

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]