ape shit

time to go gosh damned bananas

[taraxippos]

TFW I'm an early hominid and a rival walks up to me and attempts to snap my penis bone clean in half but I don't even have one

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[illustratus]

Napoleon on the Borodino Heights by Vasily Vereshchagin

[found-in-retro-game-mags]

Expressions People Use When They Lose a Game (Electronic Fun with Computer and Games #5, Mar. 1983)

[theshitneyspears]

Me: I’m shy

Me after a glass of red wine:

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[godshideouscreation]

[sighinastorm]

dig how Portugal is looking at her

[sighinastorm]

golden lion tamarin

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

[valdevia]

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

[elodieunderglass]

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

[lew-basnight]

Nightmare ricotta rotation

[illustratus]

The Accolade by Alphonse de Neuville

[twirld]

A Game of Billiards (detail, 1807) Louis-Leopold Boilly

[beyourselfchulanmaria]

[beardedmrbean]

This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

[illustratus]

Seascape with American, British and Dutch Frigates by Johann Caspar Huber

[charl0ttan]

genuinely is cracker barrel stupid

[charl0ttan]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[fern-lover]

You forgot to mention how funny the gif version of this is

[illustratus]

Fishing in the Castle Moat by Louis Auguste Georges Loustaunau

[illustratus]

Don Quixote by Victor Lagye