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 WA | 22 | she is beauty, she is grace, she will punch you in the face |

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[yaldabaoth413]

Nothing can prepare you for the day your Math teacher announces that whoever can send him the funniest meme based on his class will get extra credit for the final grade.

[ruinedchildhood]

[kelgrid]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[kelgrid]

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

[kelgrid]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[theherocomplex]

I’M YELLING

[dictacontrion]

the best twitter exchange of the week has an update: 

[argumate]

as god is her witness she will get you laid and comprehensive healthcare

[cipheramnesia]

The future liberals want.

[mossworm]

It’s World Bee Day today (May 20)! I made a little infographic as practice.

Plant native flowers! Lawns are lame! Wasps are just as important!

[softlenaluthor]

[science]

[tomhiddlestonscheekbones]

[sam-captain-wilson]

Please unmute this

[wholesome-lesbiab]

Spotify: [on shuffle]

Me: then fucking act like it

[wholesome-lesbiab]

[blowyourmindbabys]

Me running away from my adult responsibilities:

[unclefather]

me whenever i see a news headline regarding the government

[ohbellamy]

#same energy

[somecutething]

A very happy poodle

[arrghigiveup]

SPROING

[catchymemes]

[awesome-picz]

Before & After Pics Of Animals Growing Up Together

[seaymph]

I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.

[pugsarelub]

and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.

[conquerorwurm]

“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat

[thrvrnd]

…like a humid southern night with the windows closed tightly, heavy curtains trembling in the breeze of a ceiling fan, and the thrum of the air conditioning drowning out the sound of crickets and frogs and thunder and your neighbor firing his pistol at the sky because Tuesday.