Need some tea?

"H-Hi there. I'm Hayley. I own a herb shop in zone 2. Need anything for spell, chants, or just a nice tea? I'm your elsen."   {Rp and ask blog for Hayley the elsen. No M!a but accepting.}

[shelovesplants]

I will definitely drink to that💯☕

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[goodatyugioh]

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

[amodevotee]

Literally what I said to the woman at the shelter. I want the dumbest cat you have

Look at him, he’s got no brain cells. You can hear the elevator music playing in his empty skull. I love him

[goodatyugioh]

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

[somekidinacoma]

His tag says “Long Boy Bob” 😂😂

[joyfultimetravelbanana]

Reblog= equals one pat For long boy bob

Like= more cat treats 

[sword-and-nightingale]

I love dumb cats

[lady-vermin]

This is Moe. He’s so stupid he started chasing shadows. Like we didn’t use laser pointers or try making special movements with shadows. He just one day decided to start trying to beat the shit out of every shadow that goes by him. He may look fat in the picture but that’s pretty much all fur. I like to think that’s what the inside of his skull is like too.

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

Charlie is a cat who once got himself stuck behind a set of bookcases against a wall because he dove into the tiny gap from above and the books all needed to be removed so the furniture could be pulled out to rescue him.

A song I sing to him, to the tune of “Mister Sandman”.

Mister Charlie!

Staring blankly!

His mouf is open!

His brain is emptee~~!

I love every one of the stupid children shared here, thank you.

[horrificmemes]

Horrific Headcanons

Send a symbol for a headcanon about my muse. All horror/angst/scifi related.

✘ Have they ever committed a murder? ▼ What is their greatest fear? ✿ Would they ever trust dark or wicked magic? △ Name one thing from their past that they regret. ✂ If they had to choose one weapon to carry forever, what would it be? ☣ Would they kill someone close to them if they had to? ☢ Would they survive an apocalyptic situation? ❣ If someone had the power to bring them back after death, would they want them to? ☠ Do they fear death? ♱ What do they think awaits them after death? ¿ Are they easily frightened? ╳ How would they react to seeing a loved one become possessed? ☹ Name one person they would kill for. ☼ If they had the choice to be immortal with one other person, who would they choose? ☎ How would they react to receiving a phone call from a deceased love one? ★ Do they have a favorite scary movie? Book? Show? ♣ Do they believe the world is made up of good and evil? ♥ Have they ever acting out of heartlessness? ☾ What is their favorite and least favorite thing about the night? ψ Do they think they deserve punishment for their wrongdoings? ϟ Have they ever gotten pleasure from causing others pain? ♚ Do they consider themselves to be evil? ♒ If they could choose how to die, how would they want to go? ™ Are they possessive? ✔ Are they holding a grudge against anyone? ◯ Do they believe in ghosts? ✦ Who is their favorite villain? ☄ While watching a scary movie, are they the one clinging to a friend or being clung to? 웃 Do they believe in aliens?

[zone-2-herbalist]

Would anyone like to send in anything?

[zone-2-herbalist]

Made a new icon! More art will come soon as I figure out and flush out her character more but I liked this piece so much that I thought I would make it the new icon!

[zone-2-herbalist]

I’ll be cleaning up this ask blog a bit. Maybe even redrawing some of my favorite post! If you have any suggestions on what I should draw or want to ask Hayley soms questions/ just saying hey, my ask box is open and ready to receive!

[zone-2-herbalist]

Hi everyone! It’s been a very long time since I’ve been on here due to forgetting the password a while back and just being to lazy to make a new one. But now here I am! A lil bit of history of this page if you’ve never really known me or this is the first time your seeing my page.

I made this tumblr back in 2016, I was around 17 at the time and in my sophomore year of highschool. I had been following the OFF tag because it was one of my favorite games at the time and it still is. Up to this point I had never really done digital art nor had I ever thought about making a character ask blog because I was just to shy. But then I found hoonts, @necessarymerchant, blog.I loved there art and the way they where able to create this awesome backstory for one of my favorite characters, zacharie. I loved the way they wrote the character having fun interactions with other people’s OCs and for some reason this drove me to create my own just so I could have the chance to at lest have a cute little interaction with them. And so I made Hayley, a very much self inspired character at the time who loved to garden, drink tea, and chat with friends. It was supposed to be just a one off interaction but to my surprise Hoonts got back to me with a lovly drawing and a chance to respond, needless to say I did and decided “what the heck, I’ve always wanted to make an ask blog anyway.” And so did. My digital art skills where shitty back then compared to today but I won’t knock myself down to hard I was only just starting, but I to my surprise I made a lot of friends while working on this blog. And It had only just occurred to me this year, with all this chaos happening and having to stay in doors a LOT, that I really missed them all.

So I’m making this a shout out post to see all my friends and to sponsor there pages as well because they are all some amazing, talented, funny, and all around wonderful people who deserve to be showcased.

@sixford (such a cute batch of characters and a wonderful storyline of a radio host just trying to bring his friend back from the dead.)

@zone-2-bookworm (the embodiment of chaotically fun, and a super sweet person to boot!)

@golden-fork (was super chill and really sweet, every time I was having a bad day I loved to look at there art and feel better.)

@blunky (I’ve never really interacted much with them before but they have some rad art and even rader animation skills.)

@zone1alma (super funny and awesome character interaction I’ve read, plus there character is super cute.)

@sillyoffmerchant (I love there art and the way they draw Zach is so cartoony and awesome it make me smile every time.)

@off-kill-ter (they aren’t as active nowadays but there blog is so wholesome)

@asktheoffqueen-blog1 (also haven’t interacted with them much but I was fun to hear from the queen herself from time to time.)

@ask-thebatter-and-theplayer-blog (also has some amazing art you should totally check out.)

@elsen-and-cat (their art is so cute and adorable, I love there character and also all around wholesome.)

@ask-off-babs (their art has only gotten better over the years and they are pretty funny to boot!)

@s-ean (there art is twistedly cute and you should def check them out)

@brainplaguerewind (some of the best off art I’ve seen, I’m always so jelly of there creativity and line work skills.)

@cryogenic-heat (same goes for this awesome person I’m so jelly of there awesome art skills.)

@thecaptainofcrispy (not really an art blog but was so much fun to interact with, they where super funny and chaotic, loved them.)

@tulips-n-roses (I’ve only just started following them but there art is awesome and there character interaction is so much fun!)

And finally @necessarymerchant and @thejudge, these two are truly the inspiration behind this blog. Hoonts art and love of the fandom has kept me so inspired for this blog and I can’t thank them enough for being my friend. And for the late Felix Mullins I thank you for showcasing the amazing art that lead me to knowing all of these wonderful people as well as creating the amazing spin off game “HOME” which everyone should have the chance of playing. Where ever you are I pray you are at peace and looking down on us with joy.

And to the creator of OFF itself @mortisghost thank you for creating this wonderful game that we all could enjoy and love. Your community thanks you for your creativity and wonderful story telling that has lead us all to meeting each other and just have having a great time together. From the bottom of my heart thank you.

That’s really all I have to say along with please check out these amazing people, they really deserve some love and I hope they see this post and know I love them too. 🌱💕✨

Happy OFFtober!

[p0pcorn]

This took forever ahah a But i really love this asdfhfj This is Valentín but with his uniform (he is a candy maker!)

[naturaekos]

[theladyintweed]

[ehlockscreens]

Like or reblog if you save, sweetheart 🌙

[nightmargin]

Hey everyone

@mutantrenegade is currently holding an impromptu charity stream in order to raise money for Ashley/Blizzy (Felix’s partner)’s recovery fundraiser . (If you are not up to date with the situation, the link will explain everything)

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In the stream, Mutant is going through the entire game of OFF completely blind, and the stream will last all night. He will also play Felix’s fangame HOME afterwards.

During the course of the stream, these donation incentives will be offered in raffles and auctions:

Commissions from me ( @nightmargin ) , as well as the extremely talented @purplealmonds and @lumberjonathan

3D printed figurine of The Judge from @pseudotis

plush of The Judge 

Cards Against Humanity set 

copy of Game Maker Pro

a bunch of steam codes will also be randomly given out in raffles as well, including Hotline Miami 2, Slime Rancher, Kentucky Route Zero, and SOMA, Day of the Tentacle, and 5 copies of OneShot and soundtrack

Details for the auction/raffle can be found on Mutant’s twitch page, under the “Charity Stream Information” section

I will be in the stream chat too and will answer questions about the commission, see you there, I guess? :) 

[wapiti3]

Edible and poisonous mushrooms of the forest

by Julius Roth Mayr; with 88 groups of fungi from nature painted by artist Georg Troxler Publication info Luzern: E. Haag, 1914. BHL Collections: New York Botanical Garden

[poems-and-words]

[poems-and-words]

Book of the day: The Last Mile by David Baldacci

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[tanblaque]

Off - Fake Orchestra

3 weeks working time for this project. m'glad w/ how it turned out. See ya folks. //Welp, I tried to fit the 1MB limit. So I then decided to separate the scenes even though it looks awkward XD

[funnyandhilarious]

This Actually Really Works Don’t forget to share us to your friends

[ladernierefois-deactivated20160]

word?

[accidental-avocado-deactivated2]

these are good things

but sometimes you just get migraines and your brain goes LOL LET’S MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS for no actual reason so here are some helpful tips if you get one of those:

- when it starts hurting, TAKE PAIN KILLERS. something with caffeine in it helps the most. like i’m serious. the second you think “oh maybe i’m getting a migraine” take something and then do the following

- burrito in a comfy blanket in a super dark silent room. you’re going to want to stay on tumblr. fight that urge. don’t watch tv, don’t check your phone, no bright lights. they hurt.

- super magical migraine cure: put a couple scoops of mint chocolate chip ice cream in a blender with some white milk and some chocolate milk. blend till it’s all nice and drinkable. if you’re like me and love whipped cream this is also a good excuse to have some of that. but actually, somewhere between the caffeine from the chocolate, magical mint properties, and the fact that it’s really cold in your mouth helps your brain calm down. trust me.

- drink some coke, the shot of caffeine helps. idk why. brain science.

- nom on some potato chips. i know that sounds really weird but chewing something like chips (slowly!) helps my face muscles relax. tension makes things worse.

- ICE PACKS ARE YOUR BEST FRIEND. when you’re in pain, putting super cold things on those nerves overrides the pain signal and makes your brain just think you’re cold instead of hurt. it’s science. put them on your neck or your forehead or the top of your head, wherever you’re feeling tension and pain.

- if it’s coming from super tense neck muscles (i get those) or your neck is sore at all, rub like ben gay or icy hot on the back of your neck. helps soothe the muscles and calm down your head.

- also if it’s a migraine from sore neck muscles, adjusting the way you sit/lay down could help. just move around until you find a comfy position that helps you feel better.

these are just the things that i do, i learned pretty much all of it from my mom cause she gets terrible migraines too. also if anyone else has tips that work for them please add on :) yay headache relief

[morningkind-deactivated20150926]

Caffeine helps because it restricts blood flow to your brain slightly, same with ice at the base of your neck! migraines are caused by too much blood in your brain at once and overstimulates everything at once!

[twinklecupcake]

If you can, and have the time

take a nap.

Not a fifteen-minute, dozing-off catnap, but a nap. Between an hour or two. When you wake up, your headache will be a lot better, if not gone entirely. I get migraines all the time, and napping for an hour and a half always makes them better. I might not work for everyone, but hey, any reason to take a warm nap, right?

[doctorblainers]

Hey kids, I was diagnosed with chronic migraines when I was 13. Some things that I’ve learned over the years:

1. As SOON as you start feeling a migraine, take a painkiller. Advil migraine is what I take. Drink a BIG glass of water with it. Maybe two. Most migraines come from dehydration.

2. If you take your painkiller and drink your water and still feel the migraine coming on after about 30 minutes, drink something with a lot of caffeine. Coke or coffee.

3. If your migraine still isn’t subsiding or is getting worse, take a nap in a dark room. I close all my blinds, place a mask over my eyes, and turn on some quiet classical music. Take deep breaths and try to relax.

4. If all else fails, use a migraine medication. I’ve been on high blood pressure medication for six months now and I haven’t had a migraine in four. I was also prescribed Sumavel (a sumatriptan injection) for when I do get my migraines, because I can’t even keep water down if they get too bad.

Take care of yourselves loves!

[barnabasdeimos]

in addition to this,learn your signs that tell you a migraine is coming. Pain is not usually the primary sign. In most cases, a cue will be: Sudden poor or auras in  vision,

nausea,

odd sensations like a sudden feeling of tightness all around you

Sudden poor hearing or hearing things that aren’t there,

a severe and sudden restlessness,

and quite a few others 

Not everyone is the same, but knowing and getting used to what to expect for yourself is an indispensable asset when dealing with migraines. Reason being is that you can set up your triage of comfort first before the wretched pain starts. 

[cwote]

You are worth it :))

[galaxyfun]

WHEN YOUR FAVORITE PERSON/ BEST FRIEND/ PERSON YOU LOVE AND ADMIRE TEXTS YOU FIRST 

WHEN THEY SAY THEY ENJOY YOUR COMPANY AND THEY CONSIDER YOU ONE OF THEIR TOP FRIENDS