My private, public journal.

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Ganja & Hess (Bill Gunn, 1973)

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Reason #789 why Zuko joining the Gaang earlier would have been hilarious: he's the only one sleep-deprived enough to understand Aang's batshit exhaustion hallucinations

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Aang: oh my god Appa and Momo are fighting with katanas

Zuko: Momo's sword is actually a wakizashi, it's too small to be a katana

Aang: wait you can see them

Zuko, who hasn't had a proper night's sleep since he had clear skin: I See Everything

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Katara: Aang please go to sleep

Aang: BUT I FORGOT MY PANTS AND-

Zuko, nodding: and your math test

Aang: AND MY MATH TEST

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Aang: so then I said "NO FIRE LORD OZAI, YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTS" and boom, nightmare over

Zuko, taking notes: you're a tiny bald genius

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Zuko be like:

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Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

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can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

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good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

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Best female anthro design:

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cursed female anthro design:

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FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

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Fish Tiddies

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I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THE GRAPES

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i need to know if this friend is actually named murphy or if they were given the nickname murphy because they’re a walking disaster

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murphy’s law: if left unsupervised and uninhibited, anything which murphy can do, they will

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What does the bad look like?

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The Punisher

Things I loved about Season 2

-Karen and Frank’s relationship

-Curtis and Amy’s friendship

-Madani, Karen and Amy in the same scene together

-Curtis and Frank’s friendship 

-Amy and Frank’s father/daughter relationship 

-Turk being Turk 

-Brett Mahoney getting caught up in all of it 

Things I hated about Season 2:

-Billy’s relationship with his therapist

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What does the bad look like?

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i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

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some highlights

Ron is a Slytherin

Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist

Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry

Angels have replaced owls

Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason

Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad

It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason

Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

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more

Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)

Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently

Voldemort has hair

Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic

Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL

Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account

Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”

THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN

Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 

““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“

Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

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This is some anti My Immortal shit

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how does one sob femininely? 

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PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

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https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

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I love you thank you

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Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

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“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

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Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

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darling, i'm lost

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The Evolution of Childish Gambino

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this goes through my head constantly. a true evolution.

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all cats are carriers of sleepy bitch disease. if you ever lay down on a sofa or bed near a cat you are guaranteed to contract sleepy bitch disease. 

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Frankenstein (1931) Dir. James Whale