Professor Forrest

Not very active these days, may or may not continue writing for this account. Still deciding. 22 he/him No minors please.

[professorforrest]

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Greetings! My name is Forrest, I'm a professor that used to be an Intern working under and studying under Professor Juniper. I'm now free from my old work and into a new one!

Which just makes me busier than ever… Ugh.

Anyways, my lab is up northwest in Unova near  Mistralton city. Of course the pathway to the lab is a bit far, what with the city's airfield… But thankfully the path is safe from wild pokemon and especially trainers looking for battles.

But onto what I'm studying and detailing as a professor, Juniper and her father study pokemon behavior, biology, and helping new trainers on their journey. I on the other hand study and research human and pokemon relationships and partnership, there's not much documented and reliable knowledge made for people new to living a domestic life or stronger relationship with pokemon. That's where I step in.

I study and interview plenty of people with pokemon partners, whether that be just friends, friends with benefits, or more. As well as reading books and posts I find across regions and the internet. 

So if you or a friend needs assistance with your partner or is nervous about dating a pokemon send a message and I'll do my best to help!

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(Alright now that Professor Forrest is done talking, hi it's Forrest, the real person, talking now. I'll be talking in parentheses, () <- these things, while Professor Forrest won't use them. You can find me at @ forrestdabeevee here or https://archiveofourown.org/users/Forrest_the_beevee/profile for stories not posted here or for an easy to read catalogue of my headcanon posts.)

(Now what this account will do.)

(Pokemon headcanons sfw/nsfw)

(Pokedex entries sfw/nsfw)

(Pokemon stories, open for ideas and suggestions but no guarantees on using them)

(Now most accounts would list kinks they'd do but uh, I'm into a lot of stuff so I'll list what kinks I won't do. And if there's a kink not in this list that you're curious about, feel free to ask me in the comments, ask box, or via reblogs. Nine times out of ten I'll most likely be into them but if I'm not then hey new limit added into this list!)

(Scat, diapers, feet, heavily detailed death, gore, heavy/detailed blood, snuff, torture, piss/watersports, farts)

[professorforrest]

I was asking for a short story, sorry for the confusion! This is the first time I've interacted with this blog, actually! Don't rush, I write myself and I know how much of a bitch burnout can be

( No it's okay don't worry, I think your the first to send a story request so I didn't understand it at first. And thank you for understanding, I'll work on it when I can. But could you resend your story request that way I can remind myself whenever I check my inbox. )

[professorforrest]

Okay soo

Is male Meowscarada x fem trainer reader allowed? Like them doing a massive grinding session to upgrade the rest of the team and battle loads of other trainers and then sleepy sex in the morning??

( This is confusing me a bit, are you asking for a story request or are you the person who sent a Meowscarada request months ago, if it's the latter then yes it's allowed and I will get to it when I can, life has just been kicking me in the dick. If it's the former then I can try to work on that short story when I get the chance. Hope you can respond soon. )

[professorforrest]

( If anyone's wondering, no I will not be doing anything related to Legends Z-A.)

[professorforrest]

(Good grief the inbox is too full again, I really need to do better on writing the requests ffs. >_>')

[professorforrest]

Hi professor! I was wondering if you had any research on a Garchomp/trainer relationship?

especially leaning towards the more sexual aspects if you have the time? :3

Sure! And I absolutely have the time, and thanks for specifying which part you want to learn more of. Lets me focus more on one part rather than trying to balance it all like I usually do.

SFW

Well I shouldn't have to say this but your partner, unless raised and trained not to, will be extremely territorial over you and their home. So prepare for them to growl or give warning bites to strangers or even friends of yours they don't like or care for. Unless they respect you or see you as the alpha they won't listen to you when you try to get them to stop.

You'll need a large place to live in, so an apartment or small house in a city is out of the option, this is not only due to their usually large to giant size making small areas difficult to traverse but also because they clean themselves via sand bathes, they can be cleaned by water without harm but it'll make them upset and uncomfortable.

Despite having rough scales and sharp wrists and hands they are massive snuggle bugs and will hold you tightly when they go to bed, and yes I said when they go to bed as you will be dragged to bed with them when they want to sleep. There's a very big reason why there aren't many dragon trainers, a lot of dragon mon have heavy requirements and aren't for novices.

Speaking of dragon type pokemon, do not have multiple Garchomps or dominant dragon type pokemon, they will fight a lot. And unless they see you as the alpha they won't listen when you try to stop the fight, if anything you might end up making it worse.

Male Garchomps tend to often be more respectful or gentle with female partners than female partners with male partners, more than likely due to pack hierarchy being a genetic behavior rather than a learned one.

NSFW

So like a lot of draconic and serpent pokemon they will have a hemipenes instead of the usual single most people and pokemon have. They also have soft barbs along it that will ruin and drive you mad as they use your body like a toy.

Speaking of being used like a toy, expect to be manhandled by them or strongly held down depending on their gender. They will of course make sure they won't break or damage you and care for any wounds they may have opened or any bruises too, although if you have a passive or timid Garchomp then expect them to panic and cry after they see any damages they've caused to you.

Invest in a large and powerful bed, basement, or cave for whenever you want fun with your partner or more accurately they want fun with you as their sharp claws, powerful and heavy body will break many things.

They can and will prepare and clean you up before and afterwards, and their tongues are just as forceful and aggressive as they are once they start having coitus with you but dear Arceus is it an experience.

Female Garchomps may be more rough and territorial with you but they will also show you off more and be more boastful to other pokemon about you. Enough to where she'll have to make sure every part of you and your clothing has her scent permanently.

If you're leaving somewhere without your male Garchomp partner then hope you're fine with being filled from either end by their seed and having some of it rubbed on your body. Of course nowhere that you can't hide it.

Like all dragon type pokemon they have extremely high stamina and endurance in bed so prepare for multiple rounds and to either be coated, drained, and filled by your partner.

[professorforrest]

not a request so no response needed

you probably forgot farts in the no-kink list, altho there are people into them but not scat or watersports

great lucks writing

(Oh fuck, thanks for telling me.)

[professorforrest]

(There we go, new pinned made. Much happier with this one.)

[professorforrest]

( Heya everyone gonna make a few changes with this acc in the coming days, nothing huge don't worry but just things to help keep myself and the character I'll be playing as with this account separate. Expect something later this year btw ;3c )

[professorforrest]

Hi Forrest! I really want some sfw/nsfw headcanons for Gastrodon! Male, if you will.

The goopy boi!!!! Sadly couldn't come up with much for the NSFW section. :c

SFW

A lot of their characteristics and oddities are surprisingly similar to the Goodra line, but I suppose that makes sense since both lines are very slimy and friendly.

I'd say this pokemon is one of the most low maintenance pokemon to be a partner with, especially compared to a lot of other water types or ground types. Just be ready to water them a lot, just like a majority of grass type partners.

Be prepared to be squished underneath them whenever they hug you or you try to hug them. They are just as cuddly and as big into hugs as Goodra's are, and also just as slimy too… 

And sadly said slime is stickier than Goodra's so be prepared to buy tons of detergent specifically for Gastrodon slime. If you think you can handle having all your clothes slimed you can't, believe me I tried.

Be careful when trying to lift your Gastrodon, they may not be too heavy but Arceus almighty are they really hard to hold. Not only will they get your hands and arms sticky with their slime, but they may act like goop in your arms if they don't want to be moved, so good luck trying to carry that without tripping and stumbling around.

You cannot live somewhere cold and icy or somewhere dry and arid as Gastrodon's NEED water to keep their body nice and smooth and sticky, living in those places can freeze or dry their bodies fast. If they get dry they can start to get cracks on their body as well as start to act grumpy and mean, if they stay dry for a long period of time they can start to worsen in health and start lashing out, and if they stay dry for almost a month they may perish or fall into a coma.

Speaking of keeping their bodies hydrated, a nice hose or letting them relax in your bathtub or shower as you fill it up/shower them with water should do. I'd recommend staying with them as they get hydrated, not only so you don't over water them but also so they have someone to be with. They appreciate the company.

Do be careful about over watering them though, it won't cause any damage but it can make them heavier and fatter but they'll still be just as happy and cuddly as before. Just heavier and more jiggly until all the excess water is drained away.

If you live somewhere with a pool or a large tub, be prepared for your partner to ask you to sleep with them in the pool/tub every now and then. And don't worry about getting cold or uncomfortable, they'll keep you nice and comfy with their body on or around you.

You can have multiple Gastrodon partners, they aren't usually territorial with their mates so you can have an East and West Gastrodon partner and they'll get along just fine! Don't believe everything you read on the pokedex. Just be prepared to be squished beneath them and carried by the two of them as they can and will team up on you.

NSFW

So mating with a Gastrodon is definitely an interesting experience cause you will either be beneath them and filled or on top of them as they drain you of everything. It's hard to describe everything they can do with you, you'll just have to believe me when I say it's an interesting experience from both sides.

If you have multiple Gastrodon partners be prepared to used and filled completely for a long, long time. From both sides no less, so prepare in advance to be unavailable for multiple hours as you will also need time to recover and empty yourself.

Fun fact some Gastrodon's can lay, non fertilized, tiny eggs into you if it's mating season for them so if it is that time they will be heavily territorial with you and try to pin you down from the start of the day until they are empty and satisfied.

If you are on top however do expect to be sucked or licked dry by them as they are extremely good with their tongues and throat. If you've been with a goodra before it's pretty much like that but smaller.

Very comfy and soft to lay on if you're on top, would recommend at least letting them hold you or laying on them at least once or twice just for a more pleasant experience.

[spitdrunken]

Uhm— so this is my first time requesting Pokephilia, and ngl im kinda nervous.

Ive been thinking about male Lopunny x fem reader who is a famous idol or coordinator. Hope thats okay?? That That Buneary definitely evolved into Lopunny because of how close he is to his trainer... And not in a friendship way exactly🙏🏻

No need to be nervous :D!! I'm glad that you sent this in, it took a while but I really liked this idea, genuinely. Thanks for sending it in! :3

notes: Pokephilia, semi-public sex

"How did you manage to become the best Coordinator in the region with your Lopunny? What's your secret?" The reporter, wearing a smile as practiced as your own, holds the microphone close. "The two of you are just so close, so perfectly in sync! I'd hesitate to pick out another pairing quite like you two on the scene at the moment.

You laugh, almost bashfully. "The answer is really simple, actually… Maybe a little too cliche?" You hold out your hand and Lopunny nuzzles his nose into your palm, ears twitching. His fur always has a shine to it.

"It's a lot of care and attention, mostly. The majority of Pokémon can't express themselves in the same way humans can, so you need to keep a close eye to make sure all their needs are being met! Mutual respect and understanding, I'd say that would be the secret to any idol that can do their job well."

It's a basic answer that you've rehearsed many, many times. To be fair, there is a modicum of truth to it. It really is important to know your Pokémon partner well, to be aware of what they're thinking and how to respond to their feelings. Being so caring and considerate will always foster truth between a human and Pokémon, regardless of their relationship.

That's all true. You just don't think it would be a good look on live television that your relationship has vastly improved by you taking care of his sexual needs. That you jack off your Lopunny before shows. That you sometimes let him do even more than that. Being aware of a Pokémon's sexual needs isn't that strange. The Lopunny line is even well-known, more like infamous, for being high maintenance in that area. But most people would send them to a specialised Daycare for them to relieve their urges, rather than to take care of it with their own body. Only perverts like you would do such a thing.

Even before this very interview, your hands had been tugging on Lopunny's fur. You're seated on the little couch in your personal changing room with your legs spread. His cock is driving inside you at a pace fast enough to jostle around your whole body, the legs of the couch scraping over the floor. Combined with your barely muffled breathy gasps, anyone passing by would ask questions.

"Lopunny!" You hiss out. Even with your hands clamped over your mouth to muffle your sounds, he can still pick up on everything you say with his excelling hearing. You don't want to think about what kind of scandal it'd create if you were caught fucking your own Pokémon. "Too fast, too loud— Please, just a little…!"

The head of his cock hits that special spot inside of you and the rest of your complaints melt on the tip of your tongue. As you kept being hit over there again and again, your coherent thoughts are reduced to a horny slush.

It feels good, you start to think to yourself instead, Who cares that your career might be ruined because of this, this is the only reason you got so far in the first place! Maybe you could make your living making videos of Lopunny fucking you instead. Maybe you'd make even more, with everyone watching you get absolutely debauched.

When Lopunny cums inside you, nuzzling his wet nose against your collarbone, you pet his head as you bring yourself over the edge with your other hand. With your legs twitching, your fingers stuffed into your mouth, you think that you don't want your relationship to be anything else.

As the reporter smiles and asks the next question, you can feel your partner's cum leak into your panties.

[professorforrest]

I know you probably have a lot of pending requests rn, and I don't wanna bother you, but... I really wanna know what you can do with some Iron Valiant hcs (sfw and nsfw)? And yeah it's a genderless 'mon, but it's more fun if we say it's male anyway, right?

Ah that pokemon, I remember hearing and seeing photos about it when they started appearing in Paldea. Sadly I've never been to that region yet, it's definitely where I'll be going next time I get the funds for another exploration. I may not have much to talk about but I'll write down all I currently know.

SFW From what I've read, we're not really sure how far into the future they are. They are still adapting to our language so I'd say something over 40 years maybe? That's a rough guess with no real evidence but that's the minimum a lot of other researchers seem to agree on. I disagree and see this kind of technology only becoming possible to use in a hundred years or so without any illegal and wrongful study and experimentation of these kind of pokemon.

Their behavior seems to be a mix between the silent but loving Gardevoir and the stoic and protective Gallade. With them protecting and watching over their trainer with such finesse and skill.

From what I've read and heard they seem to be loving in their own odd way, they don't love their partners in the usual way Gardevoir's and Gallades do. It's hard to explain but they described it as distant but strong love.

They surprisingly aren't as cold to the touch, with them changing their temperature to keep their partner comfortable and happy to the touch.

Their metal body doesn't need polishing and cleaning like other pokemon like the Magnemite line or the Steelix line, their body seems to be made of a polymer metal that doesn't get as dirty or require as much cleaning as the metals of our time. That or they are able to clean themselves with such ease.

Do not underestimate their strength, despite their build they seem to be able to lift up far more than what most fighting types today can lift.

NSFW

Iron Valiant's are normally genderless pokemon but they can customize their sexual organ and lean more towards either gender. So we'll be talking about male leaning Valiant's today. Now then, their sexual organ seems to be easily customizable to their partner's preferences, with the first coitus being cautious and experimentive as they try to figure out everything that you enjoy and what you don't. It also can be the most draining as they will push you to the edge of exhaustion until they are sure you can't handle anymore or until they learn enough about you for future events.

After learning so much about what makes you tick and gives the best reaction I hope you're ready for them to unintentionally tease and fluster you at any point and time. You might need to try and talk to them about when and where they can use your weaknesses otherwise you might not be able to go outside and go shopping with them by your side.

They may not be psychic type but they can still mentally affect you and speak into your mind, they'll also try to fluster or arouse you if you're away from them for too long.

They will carry and manhandle you if it's something you're really into, whether that be at home whenever they're bored or feel you need it or outside while you're tired or they're bored.

[professorforrest]

Happy late easter/420 day y'all!!

totally didn't forget about this acc and requests >_>'

[professorforrest]

Hope y'all enjoy the Smeargle writings! Had fun writing and discussing some ideas with frens

[professorforrest]

Could I request sfw/nsfw relationship hcs for a male Smeargle? Love your stuff!

Ah Smeargle, how much I loved seeing them in Johto during my visit. Shame I never encountered any wild ones to catch and bring back to Unova. Maybe next time I visit that Region. I sadly could not come up with gender specific headcanons though as Smeargle's don't really have any gender specific differences besides the obvious.

SFW

Well the most important thing to know is that Smeargle's will mark their art pieces as ones that can and cannot be sold. With each Smeargle using a different way to mark it. If you attempt or do sell a painting/drawing they didn't want to sell expect them to be silent, hostile, and distant towards you for a long time or permanently depending on the severity of it.

There are multiple ways Smeargle's make their art, paw paintings, spray paint, using art brushes or all kinds, and most commonly their tails.There are also a small number of Smeargle's that draw digitally usually because they enjoy it more than physically or because they genuinely cannot after an accident with their tail. But just like most Smeargle's their drawings are just as good and absolutely stunning to look at.

Now if your wondering and are worried as to if you'll be safe with your Smeargle partner let me introduce you to the move Sketch, back when I visited Johto I remember seeing flyers advertising gym leaders, elite four members, and veteran trainers offering their services to help your Smeargle to learn specific moves. And knowing just how powerful and destructive some moves can be well I'm sure you can fill in the rest.

Smeargle's that paint with brushes or their tails are said to use uniquely made paint, the materials they use for it are a peculiar mix but ones that work surprisingly well and oddly feel good on the body. With some people even letting their Smeargle's paint on them and swearing that it makes them feel better or happier in an odd way.

I know you may want to pull or toy with the perpetual blep they always have but I'd recommend only messing their tongue whenever you need their attention and they just are too focused on something to hear you.

NSFW

Returning back to the paint Smeargle's use, there have been rumors of festivals somewhere in Johto where people let Smeargle's paint on them and the effects of said paint are wildly different than the usual rumors. Effects such as those similar to aphrodisiacs, endurance boosts, enhanced virility/fertility, chest or genetalia growth, and in the safety of their homes even mild hypnosis.

Smeargle's are quite adept at discussing, or I suppose in their case sketching, what they want to try in bed. The more creative their moves and toys you get, the more creative ideas they'll want to try with you.

Smeargle's are extremely difficult to fluster or arouse whenever they are focused on their art, enough to the point you can get them to climax and they won't have lost their focus one bit. I've heard rumors of a small competition in Johto about seeing just how long a Smeargle can last being teased and edged before losing focus and going wild on their partner, another thing I hope to see on my next visit to Johto.

However if you have teased or tested their patience while they work on their art be fully prepared for them to return the pleasure and teasing tenfold, if you can't walk or feel anything below the waist after they are done with you then maybe you'll know better than to try and interrupt their art for your amusement.

There are a few adult stores I saw that sold toys made by Smeargle's and I have to admit, they do feel better and comfier than the usual toys made by big companies. I Highly recommend checking one out if you visit Violet City or Goldenrod city.

[spitdrunken]

So Pokemon Scarlet is the first Pokemon game I've actually gotten and played at release, which is very exciting for me. I love the sandwich stealer lizard puppy bike very much. Was sad but unsurprised to learn that I couldn't breed it during picnic time like I could other things, even with a ditto there, but it got me thinking about potential in-game reasons why. What if some ancient Pokemon, and Koraidons especially, were more choosey and likely monogamous, picking a singular mate? What if, since ours didn't get on with the other Koraidon, it imprinted on the trainer? What if the trainer(especially a female or ftm trainer)got older, sexually matured, and Koraidon suddenly got overprotective, got deliberately flashier in fights, and started refusing to stay in it's ball at night? What if the trainer woke up one night to Koraidon rutting it's large cock against them, clearly wanting to mate but not knowing properly how to with something so different? Have I thought about this multiple times over the last several months, and possibly too much? (Probably lol)

To clarify, assuming it went through, Mate!Koraidon wasn't a request per se, but rather just a sharing of thoughts. Wonder what other reasons people have for not being able to properly breed legendaries too. :3

notes: Pokephilia

Anon your mind is so huge for this and I really love it :')!! And Koraidon really is such a cutie <3

I loooove the idea that it has imprinted on its trainer! You've been looking after and guiding it through many, many battles, always making sure that there's food for it to eat and it can rest when needed… For a while, carrying you on your back to wherever you need to go had seemed adequate payback to it, but as you grow, it realises there's more it can do for you! It's not an idea you can get out of, at all. Once a Legendary has its mind set on a particular partner, there's absolutely nothing you, or anyone else, can do about it.

Koraidon wants nothing more than to protect you, but you're letting it battle less and less. All at once, it's gotten far more aggressive! There's always a certain amount of damage done during a Pokémon battle, sure, but there's been a change in the air. If any attack veers even a little too close to you, Koraidon turns absolutely ruthless. You've had to put it back in it's ball a couple of times, by force. Even then, it breaks out again within less than a minute— You trust it with your life and aren't afraid of it, but you are afraid that it'll hurt someone. It was never a problem before. To you, nothing else seems to have changed! It's just a sudden and drastic personality shift.

Maybe it's been coming on to you for months! Trying to court you in a way that is completely foreign and means nothing to you… Most likely, it had never even crossed your mind that Koraidon would be trying to do anything of the sort! When it crouches over and ruts against you in the night, it takes no enjoyment out of it. It's more a sign of frustration, with all of its attempts to interest you in it so far thwarted… But, maybe, with its intentions laid out so clear now, you'll reciprocate?

I won't expand on this thought much further because I don't know if you're into that anon, but oh to be impregnated by Kiraidon… drool….

[professorforrest]

Gods how I wish I could be used by Koraidon or Miraidon and impregnated~

[spitdrunken]

So Pokemon Scarlet is the first Pokemon game I've actually gotten and played at release, which is very exciting for me. I love the sandwich stealer lizard puppy bike very much. Was sad but unsurprised to learn that I couldn't breed it during picnic time like I could other things, even with a ditto there, but it got me thinking about potential in-game reasons why. What if some ancient Pokemon, and Koraidons especially, were more choosey and likely monogamous, picking a singular mate? What if, since ours didn't get on with the other Koraidon, it imprinted on the trainer? What if the trainer(especially a female or ftm trainer)got older, sexually matured, and Koraidon suddenly got overprotective, got deliberately flashier in fights, and started refusing to stay in it's ball at night? What if the trainer woke up one night to Koraidon rutting it's large cock against them, clearly wanting to mate but not knowing properly how to with something so different? Have I thought about this multiple times over the last several months, and possibly too much? (Probably lol)

To clarify, assuming it went through, Mate!Koraidon wasn't a request per se, but rather just a sharing of thoughts. Wonder what other reasons people have for not being able to properly breed legendaries too. :3

notes: Pokephilia

Anon your mind is so huge for this and I really love it :')!! And Koraidon really is such a cutie <3

I loooove the idea that it has imprinted on its trainer! You've been looking after and guiding it through many, many battles, always making sure that there's food for it to eat and it can rest when needed… For a while, carrying you on your back to wherever you need to go had seemed adequate payback to it, but as you grow, it realises there's more it can do for you! It's not an idea you can get out of, at all. Once a Legendary has its mind set on a particular partner, there's absolutely nothing you, or anyone else, can do about it.

Koraidon wants nothing more than to protect you, but you're letting it battle less and less. All at once, it's gotten far more aggressive! There's always a certain amount of damage done during a Pokémon battle, sure, but there's been a change in the air. If any attack veers even a little too close to you, Koraidon turns absolutely ruthless. You've had to put it back in it's ball a couple of times, by force. Even then, it breaks out again within less than a minute— You trust it with your life and aren't afraid of it, but you are afraid that it'll hurt someone. It was never a problem before. To you, nothing else seems to have changed! It's just a sudden and drastic personality shift.

Maybe it's been coming on to you for months! Trying to court you in a way that is completely foreign and means nothing to you… Most likely, it had never even crossed your mind that Koraidon would be trying to do anything of the sort! When it crouches over and ruts against you in the night, it takes no enjoyment out of it. It's more a sign of frustration, with all of its attempts to interest you in it so far thwarted… But, maybe, with its intentions laid out so clear now, you'll reciprocate?

I won't expand on this thought much further because I don't know if you're into that anon, but oh to be impregnated by Kiraidon… drool….