see you at the equator.

my little corner of this hellsite ✨ writing blog: @bearprofessorr

[professorrbee]

intro post!!

hi hello! been around for a second so thought id make a little post to introduce myself properly!

°•~*vitals:

bee/bp (they/he/she), im 21 :)

asks are open to everyone, dms are open to mutuals, just be kind and respectful and we'll get on well! <3

°•~*tags:

#<3 - normally art, but anything I think deserves a bit more recognition (like an extra like)

#made me giggle - self explanatory, my humour is broken I'll warn you now

#ask bee - ask tag (very dead but we move)

+ fandom & ship tags

°•~*fandoms:

heated rivalry (books + TV), disco elysium, conclave (2024), severance, rivals, and more!!

°•~*dni:

antis, homophobes, transphobes, terfs etc. - I don't fw that pls go elsewhere xo

°•~*sideblogs + other accts:

@bearprofessorr - multifandom fic writing account/archive, some are crossposted to ao3, some are not :)

@/bearprofessor on ao3!

+ other sideblogs but those aren't related to this teehee xo

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

[rockets]

Hello tumblr. I’m reviving my old blog from the dead with some of my PHM fanarts.

This movie/book has gripped my soul a little too hard 😭

[adoelhome]

Hi

I love them

Bye

[uwillneverknowwho]

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now

[probablily]

sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Maybe we saw the real shrimp colours this whole time.

[suigintou]

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

small thing I'd like to add here is that there is no bad fic as long as it's done with love <3

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[coolmomdean]

blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

[coolmomdean]

anyway hi little online friends i care about you too 🍄

[lesspopped]

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing

[lesspopped]

@ people in the notes saying things along the lines of "no I'm not": INCORRECT. you ARE. finishing it slowly is still finishing it and I BELIEVE IN YOU.

@ people in the notes saying things along the lines of "yes I am": CORRECT. we are GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS.

@ people in the notes saying things along the lines of "I am also capable of starting them": CORRECT. you absolutely ARE. and THEN you are capable of FINISHING them.

@ people in the notes saying things along the lines of "this but it's my art": CORRECT. I BELIEVE IN YOU and I APOLOGIZE for not being more INCLUSIVE.

[professorrbee]

lowk with everything happening over on the HR side of things I'm like,, weirdly anxious abt finishing/posting some stuff I've gotten in the works - and after going on threads seems like I am FAR from the only person dealing w/ this. ppl need to get a #grip and learn some fandom etiquette. I've personally had nothing but lovely people under my fics but they're also not massively popular which eh, not doing it for the hit count but for the love of the game ykwim, it's also not even hard, most etiquette rules are common sense; keep negativity to yourself, be kind, if you're not a fan of something just click off and go elsewhere, and fandom content makers (artists, writers, etc.) owe you nothing and don't need to feed the content farms like are present on other platforms (tt, x, etc.)

ik I'm preaching to the choir here but. like every time someone suggests ao3 (an ARCHIVE) adding an algorithm to suggest fics instead of learning how to use a very simple tagging system, I lose a year of my life.

[lucenorthstar]

anyone I see posting about the fucking Harry Potter show I'm blocking.

it's 2026 you can't pretend not to know what she uses the money for.

and yes, even if you are pirating it, if you sre talking about it online it doesn't mean shit. every bit of cultural relevance you give her is still money in her pockets. I'm sorry she's not a corpse decomposing in the ground yet, you cannot claim "oh but I'm making with it things that would make her angry!" while you are also helping keeping her rich by keeping her relevant.

grow a spine.