Hello! My name is Professor Sable Palm. I'm a 21 year old female Pokèmon researcher interested in examining Pokèmon X human intimacy. In particular I am interested in the biology of Pokèmon and what sex with them is like. As a result this will be a nsfw blog. DNI if you are under 18. This blog will expose how animalistic Pokèmon actually are so if that disturbs you please look away. I am not into beastiality or zoophilia. Pokèmon and animals may have similarities but are very different. Do not send me stuff about animals.
My plan is to post my research daily. If you are looking for a particular Pokèmon search my blog for the tag "prof sp [Pokèmon]" to find what you're looking for.
My asks and DM's are open for any questions you might have.
If your partner has fangs, you should kiss them. Not the partner (well, yes, that too) but the fangs; just give each of them a quick peck. It's bound to make them blush.
Finally getting that bratty Luxio cookie that electrocutes me with every thrust. She's been a tease for so long but lifted her tail recently and showed me her dripping from heat
One under explored aspect of TF is how genuinely actually disorienting it would be to suddenly have new body parts you have never moved or felt be touched before. Like you cannot even fathom what your brain would need to do to move your tail around until you have it. Maybe someone would help you "find" the feeling in your new parts, by stroking them petting the area etc.
Im sure getting tf'd onto all fours would get some getting used to as well, you maybe even wouldn't be able to fully walk for a while... Maybe a Pokemon would come take advantage of that while you're figuring it out hehehehe. If you're getting more than 4 limbs that's even harder to get used to im sure! Not having learned how to even move those.
Idk where I'm goin with this I just think the concept is kinda cute and under explored :3
Pokèmon Breeding Study: Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise
The following post examines the biology of the Squirtle evolution line and how that impacts human x pokèmon sex. Read ahead at your own discretion.
SEXUAL MATURITY:
A Squirtle will be sexually mature immediately upon hatching.
AROUSAL:
Arousing a member of the Squirtle evolution line is quite simple. Washing or scrubbing them with warm water will induce arousal. Males have been also known to get horny simply whenever they are bored or playing. With males, a penis will extend out of their cloacas. When horny, Squirtle or it's evolutions will bob their head in and out of their shell. Replicate this motion by tucking and extending your neck. If successful, males will approach from behind, and then bite and headbutt your legs until you fall forward. Then he will mount you. With females, approach her from behind, and then bite and headbutt her legs until she gets on all fours for you. If successful, you can rearrange to different positions.
ORAL:
Giving oral to a member of the Squirtle evolution line can be a fun way to bond. With males, simply pleasure his penis the same way you would with a human partner. Regardless of sex, you can give oral with the cloaca. It is recommended to employ similar strategies used in analingus in order to please your partner. When receiving oral you'll notice the large amount of saliva in their mouths. Expect for a lot to dribble out. Oral sex is the recommended method of sex with a male Wartortle and Blastoise, due to their large lengths.
PENILE:
Male members of the Squirtle evolution line have penises. They normally sit inside the cloaca, folded up against the cloacal wall. When aroused the penis will unfold and inflate leaving, but not blocking, the cloaca. Bumps sit at the base of the penis. The head of the penis is flat. When having sex with a Wartortle or Blastoise, caution should be used as to prevent bruising. Once Squirtle or it's evolutions reach completion, he will cum inside you.
CLOACAL:
For trainers with a vagina, scissoring with a member of the Squirtle evolution line is the best method to have cloacal sex. Simply grind your vagina against their cloaca and have fun. For trainers with a penis, cloacal sex can be quite enjoyable. Simply have sex like one normally would with a human partner. The cloaca of Squirtle or it's evolutions is naturally lubricated so no additional lubricant is required.
SIZE OF PENIS:
These sizes are averages and may vary among individuals.
Squirtle: 5 inches
Wartortle: 10 inches
Blastoise: 1 foot, 4 inches
Mega Blastoise: 1 foot, 4 inches
SIZE OF CLOACA:
These sizes are averages and may vary among individuals.
Squirtle: 3 inches
Wartortle: 5 inches
Blastoise: 9 inches
Mega Blastoise: 9 inches
SEMEN:
The semen of the Squirtle evolution line is made up of more water than most other Pokèmon. It has a bland taste. It is safe to consume.
Very cute! Kantonian Mr. Mime has the ability to "create" invisible objects. (Studies have been arguing for ages whether they're real objects or if your brain simply believes them to be.) Either way they can use these abilities for some rather fun sex acts such as creating sex toys to pleasure their partner. Galarian Mr. Mime don't have that power, but their cold internal body temperature makes them great partners for people who enjoy temperature play. Just be sure to use protection as humans can breed with Mr. Mime.
Oversized (Alpha or just particularly large) Pokemon who desperately needs to knot something and it's trainer who's much too small to be a suitable mate but far too in love with their darling Pokemon to let the poor dear suffer like that.
couldn't stop the crack idea so into the wild it goes lmao
okay so like. bad dragon. in the pokemon world. like irl BD has some (scaled up... usually) (coughlike3foothorsecockcough) real animal shaped toys but by *far* they're best well known for their fantastical monster ones. but like, would they be the opposite in "real actual magic creatures of all shapes and sizes and typings" land?
maybe the ratios are swapped, they're best known for reproductions of actual mons' packages, so many ovipositors, and then there's a line of like. theoretical legendary mon toys. unless that's sacrilege since there's actual modern temples/churches with worshippers in modern cities to said gods.
actually I take it back that makes it so much better. there's a running debate on the forum of what arceus would be like. ('rapidash!' 'absol!' 'magic tentacles!' 'cloaca!' 'none you heathens it doesn't reproduce y'all are gross!' 'lol think you're on the wrong forum for that argument dude, you lost buddy?') and giratina is the most popular commenter under a screen name like Distortionside96. it's a mod and spends its time fucking around and adding witty commentary or stupidly funny ideas. 'nah obviously it's a farfetch. tiny, convoluted and twisted, and doesn't care about screwing you over even after you're dead'.
immortal volo 'arceuschosen27' is firmly in the 'holy blessed rapidash' camp and is constantly getting into fights with it (not realizing) because 'nO IT'S A MAJESTIC PERFECT CREATURE SHUT YOUR FACE' 'my dude arceus isn't gonna fuck you' 'SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW ME'
First date, but they get up to go to the bathroom and their psychic type starts blasting me with mental images of getting fucked by my date's team while they watch.
I can be trusted at the Pokemon Daycare I promise. Just accept my job application. I absolutely will not fuck the Pokemon while I am employed there. I will under no circumstances be on my hands and knees for a Lycanroc. I will not cum inside that Gallade and Gardevoir. I will not be full of Zoroark cum by my lunch break. I will not be sucking off an Arcanine while I'm supposed to be bathing him.
It's kind of weird that you asked those questions in the first place. Shame on you for assume I would get caught doing any of that.
Sitting and thinking about having all of the eeveelutions taking me one at a time. Sitting patiently around me in a half circle so I can see how hard they all are, their cocks leaking between their hind legs while I drool all over myself beneath one of the others.
Being steadily unable to hold myself up so I sink down onto my forearms as I’m mounted again, the eager Flareon driving into my cunt with a wild sort of energy. I’m covered in sweat but his heat seems to swell as his knot grows until we’re both panting with every thrust. And when finally, my cunt takes his knot, it feels like molten lava filling up my insides, pushing into my womb.
The Umbreon takes me next, cleaning me out with an eager tongue, until I’m whimpering into my palm. He slides into me with more of a purpose, deep, driving thrusts that land right against my cervix each try, like he’s fully intending to leave an egg in my womb. His front paws rest against my shoulders and it just pushes me further into the floor. He fucks his knot into my cunt, stretching me out so much my legs tremble until it locks.
I’m aching, from my shoulders to the soles of my feet, soreness radiating from between my legs. But it’s not enough.
And the cool relief I feel when the Vaporeon drapes himself over my back is palpable. He’s frantic and energetic about breeding me, making sure his egg is the one that I’ll take. His cum is as cold as the ocean inside me and there’s so much I’m sure it’ll spill out over his knot, but it doesn’t. He holds me in place until it goes down and when he swipes his tongue over my sore cunt as a goodbye, I whimper.
A slender muzzle tucks itself between my thighs and I feel a jolt that seems to amplify itself off the Vaporeon’s cum inside me and I yelp. But I can’t squirm away before the Jolteon is on top of me, holding me down as he tries to find my hole with his cock. His mane is crackling with electricity as he finally finds my cunt and buries himself inside me with shallow thrusts until his knot locks inside me.
I’m drooling by the time he’s done with me, and that only seems to spur the others on.
I’m taken quickly, the Sylveon stuttering his hips against mine with rapid precision. He’s leaking so much pre cum that I can feel it run down my folds every time he pulls out. He’s the only vee that doesn’t have a knot, but he makes up for it by holding me in place with his ribbons, driving into me so hard I know he’s bruised my cervix.
Yeah I just wanna get gangbanged by a group of eeveelutions send tweet or whatever
Honedge will wrap her cloth around my thigh, not to drain my life but to massage my clit and have me sit on her hilt. It doesn’t do anything for her but it pleases her to make me cum.
Polteageist micro dosing it’s my tea with its own to get me use to its aphrodisiac qualities. It likes the way it makes me frazzled and desperate
They can’t knot me or make me feel good in the way they could for pokemon like them, but they still love me and love to bring me pleasure.
