Did You Go to Bird School?

Which is for birds?

[androcola]

[slutdge]

[firefox-official]

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

[firefox-official]

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

[firefox-official]

What the hell

[sans-guy-deactivated20251217]

hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

[sans-guy-deactivated20251217]

[creatures-alive]

Tando (via 500px / sleeping Tando by Hendy Mp)

[roachpatrol]

what the fuck? wh a t the fuck??? what. what the fuck. 

[randallascot]

holy shit

[dogjpeg]

in english it’s called a Sunda Flying Lemur

[echo-five-whiskey]

Flying sloth. Lookit

[moon-medicine]

sloth bat ♡

[frankiedotbiz]

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

[frankiedotbiz]

do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge

[thedarkqueensreblogs]

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

[frankiedotbiz]

what is the coal doing to the water

[trans]

[dandelionmenace]

better than satire

[moonstruckdragon]

A Willem Defoe fancam/thirst edit was not what I expected to see today but I am living for it

[segamascott]

[penny-anna]

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

[duplexide]

[dectech]

???

[stewball]

[thesnailphilosopher]

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

[cute-catts]

This keeps him busy for the rest of the night.

[jenroses]

Oh no

[doctor-roman]

[molags-balls]

wyd after taking this

[skelegun]

[smegmafactory4ever]

[chillyfeetsteak]

you would be amazed and alarmed and aroused by how bad the circulation to my extremities is

[chillyfeetsteak]

women and men alike love it when i touch them with my icy cold but simultaneously damp fingers

[exeggcute]

I feel like anyone who calls the dialogue in kojima games "contrived" or any variation thereof is simultaneously missing the point and denying themselves the fun of watching an extremely long game-movie, but also, the man literally just tweets like this

[exeggcute]

exhibit B

[domicileensnared]

Please know that second one is about him being locked out of his instagram account for 15 minutes

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[stealingpotatoes]

sure whatever i don't need to sleep