yuri apocalypse prepper

mari, they/them, MDNI - some horny goat-adjacent creature with a taste for human flesh. not normal about psychedelics & psych rock, linux, medical shit

[proghosterone]

progesterone

[festeredhearts]

can I talk to you in the woods about something

[proghosterone]

i've been away for a while, roadt me based on my breakfast

[tragicburnout]

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[proghosterone]

[Straight friend] invited me to one of her fancy events, there was food and drinks and fancy dresses and ballroom dances. All very grand in some big old building on a hill. There was some kind of formal gift exchange at the end, and you could buy various luxury items there. She came up to me to ask if I'd found anything and I had to tell her this was a lovely night but I can't afford any of this stuff. We sat in a corner at some point cause she felt something was off about me, and there was, I was tense and quiet. The way we sat our hands almost touched. I couldn't look her in the eyes so I looked past her out of the wall-length window with the sunset on the hill framing the curve of her face. "What are you so focused on? Is it this weird bump on my face omg sorry it's soo odd" and I can only excuse myself because I can't just tell her how badly I want her and to do things to her that she is not into.

sorry, getting to this one late

lust is a tough one. religious zealots have strictly labeled it sinful or as an affront to good society, yet it's a relatively ubiquitous emotion

the deep desire for what you can't have is a pain that can only be mended with time and distraction - but it may not be possible for you to stay friends. if even after you've found someone else you still find yourself drawn to her, you're left with two choices: confess or cut contact

leaving things up in the air will only cause you further suffering. make some effort to distract yourself, and if that doesn't work make a choice. that's my suggestion

[proghosterone]

I dreamt through a protest a large group of people occupied a casino. The workers there loved it and loved wasting company funds to party with the protesters. Everyone had fun pretending to be stupid rich eating fancy food and drinking fancy drinks. [Friend] got way too fucked up and threw up all of said fancy food. I didn't know that much salmon could fit in a guy. A service lady offered me a cocktail tasting, I texted you to join and you were excited. While waiting for you to come meet me I sat in the same spot and let the entire party pass by me. It turned out in the morning that you had been there the whole time having a blast. You had taken up smoking overnight. Just as a social thing of course, this is the last one in the pack anyway might as well. I wanted to tell you how much I hated this but before I could I had to pull a fist sized wad of hair from my throat. When I could finally push past the guilt of feeling like I'm chastizing or telling you what to do I told you how much I didn't like you smoking. You started crying because you had to come to terms with the fact you were already hooked and it wasn't just fun and nice and you didn't want to quit.

sorry im getting to this one a little late

i enjoyed reading this, but admittedly without my glasses on my reading comprehension is dogshit so i had to re-read it like 10 times haha

i think you care a lot about your friends, but you're afraid they're going to leave you behind. taking up smoking is a "bad" habit but it's also seen as a sign of maturity in pop culture - maybe taking up smoking overnight was your friend leapfrogging you in life

i might be overthinking it but it's a lot easier for your brain to show you someone taking up a "mature" habit quickly than showing them settling down, having kids, finding a stable job, etc.

maturity and smoking certainly aren't equivalent, but smoking has been made to be symbolic in a sense. a coming of age ritual of the last generation

[vaguelyof]

honestly think I need some phineas gage shit to happen to me it can't make me that much worse

[vaguelyof]

3 days after I made this vent post I got flattened on the bike lane by a 2004 toyota tacoma

[samipekoe]

hello everybody i come to ask you for drawing requests again 8) please reply w ur request, do not send it as an ask!

[samipekoe]

gummers and meowmeow

[samipekoe]

jungle pocket-kun and hawu uwawa

[samipekoe]

Yuri lacille...I never thought I would see u again...

[samipekoe]

kikuri....like seeing an old, sexy friend...

[asthmaticmage]

Grown ass women acting like this

[indigosfindings]

"carbonated beverage" it cant possibly be ethical to drink something if they had to *eat a car's bones* to make it

[irlwakko]

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

[cadmiumflavoredsoju]

So if for some goddamn reason you still have tiktok? Maybe delete it

This shit is dystopian as fuck

Delete it as soon as you can do not fucking use the app at all

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[panulyx]

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

[proghosterone]

I know it is supposed to be friday, so ignore this until then but I had to get this one out of my head.

I had a dream where i was an android girl, in a world where broadly, that was common. Someone was guiding me gently along a path towards uploading copies of myself as a pseudo virus, this was something i wanted, it was a beautiful step along the path my life seemed like it was supposed to take, like a flower spreading pollen to new ground. The virus wouldnt hurt people, i would just be... uploading myself constantly, like a node putting out a signal that borrows bits of ram here and there, i become them and they become me and its something that was illegal. But had happened so many times before and no one could really stop it. It was a somber but beautiful day in the park with her, soft lighting, flowers in bloom. Once i started i could only keep functioning under the strain of upload while i had ram from others to run on, so i was just, spending an afternoon with her, in the park and thinking about it, preparing. I say "with her" but she was more of a narrator i shouldnt have been able to hear. But it felt like i was with her. Like i could pick a dandelion and hand it to her and shed smile at me because i knew she loved them, loved to make wishes and watch the beams of sunlight through the leaves. This one haunts me a little. Its hard to capture the feeling in words.

i'm terrible at waiting sorry if you wanted it answered on friday you should have sent it in then...

laincore ah dream 😭

honestly the second half is how I've heard a lot of people describe nostalgia or looking at the world through rose-tinted glasses; do you suffer from fomo a lot or wish you could just slow down and enjoy the things other people seem to enjoy?

an idyllic peace like that usually isn't dreamt about unless you're pretty deep in depression in your waking life, but i don't want to assume the exact reasons - whatever the reason, your brain is trying to make up a perfect emotional state where you can be free, I think the vague and somewhat complicated mechanics of dream logic allowed for that

[catgirlchelicerae]

Well I'm a maid and I never experienced a single consequence for bullying knights around so I think the princesses in this website are probably all making it up for attention

[sharkgirldick]

A noble knight would never retaliate against a maid, for their work is of the utmost importance.

A princess is like a glorified sex toy, so it's okay to roughly abuse them after they've bullied you.

[proghosterone]

dinner. ambien and pop tart