Number 2 Paracelsus Enjoyer

mid-20s trans woman and software dev Tessa she/xe (not they) not primarily horny but sometimes, so 18+

[vaguelyof]

wanted to make a new pinned post

[just-thots]

this is so funny bc on the one hand what the fuck are we doing tumblr. like you cannot be serious you're censoring entirely sfw concepts bc sometimes people ALSO involve it in fetish stuff? but on the other hand. i was in fact searching it in hopes of finding porn so you do have me there technically i can't lie

[vaguelyof]

I need a massage table with the head rest just so I can comfortably lie face down on it whenever I want

[courtesycalling]

Thompson's new outfit

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[hbmmaster]

a girl was born in 1986. she is still alive today and just had her fortieth birthday. how is this possible?

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[cada-dreamer-127-deactivated202]

[xylophonetangerine]

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

[jadedpreschooler]

[jadedpreschooler]

[toskarin]

smash bros is just kind of a funny concept for a game in general. you've got all kinds of game mechanics and characters flying at each other, and they've all gotta collide and Do Something

what's steve minecraft doing against captain falcon? they had to ask how a falcon punch would interact with minecraft blocks. what if the persona 5 protag fought solid snake? they had to answer what would happen if joker could beat box

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[adz]

[vaguelyof]

I'm like if I were in a lot of pain

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]