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[realifedreamgirl]

[b0yonce]

I love this so fuvking much.

[mattandjones]

BISTCH

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[elodieunderglass]

oh NO

[justtrustmeokay-deactivated2021]

[jitterati-deactivated20190311]

lesbians who prefer to use he/him pronouns are valid - for example, God

[lesbianhaircut]

There is something unspeakably powerful about this post it carries an energy

[bi-trans-alliance]

Bi organizations on Twitter talking about being #PricedOutOfPride

[levourdalak]

[skyybridge]

[argumate]

Me: writing all this code is getting tedious; wait, what if I wrote some code to write it for me—

Also me, appearing behind myself in a shower of sparks wearing a sweet cyberpunk visor and carrying a suspiciously futuristic looking gun: cut that shit out if you want to live

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[tami-taylors-hair]

[chaos--themralds]

[kolbye]

Jesus said good morning kings let’s get this bread

[thechaotictrickster]

This bitch in da grave

Yeast

[toast-the-unknowing]

is everyone else ready for Yeaster this year

[brightstartheory]

[thatautisticadhdfeel]

That feel when people talk about autism or adhd as if none of the people they’re talking about can hear them, as if we’re too rare to enounter unless we’re your child… what do they think we are, neuro-cryptids?

[chandalftheblue]

I was at a trading card shop the other day and two of the workers were making shitty “REEEE autism screeching” jokes and like I was right there. One of the guys is generally pretty friendly toward me so I assume he has no idea I’m on the spectrum but hoo boy at least now I know he’s on the spectrum of asshole

[thatautisticadhdfeel]

I’m bringing this back because “on the spectrum of asshole” kills me every time I look in the notes of this post

[antique-scarecrow]

I’m reblogging this because of ‘neuro-cryptids’. there’s a lot to appreciate here

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Turns out Autistic and ADHD kids grow up who knew

[akumeoy]

hey everybody, it’s time for the mystery box. the first clue is that it’s something green.

[kaijuno]

The real college experience

- Depression nap at noon - “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao” - sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay - sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay - DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL - “Is it free?” - “will there be free food?” - profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas - profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised - *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y'all want some milk duds” - a second Depression nap - finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot - seriously why has no one else found this spot - accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor - Hammock Squad™ - witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester - IHOP at 2am with the squad - having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week - the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog - The Weed Smell - The First Crossfaded Experience - everyone’s gay - that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit

[theonlybrunetteweasley]

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

[kaijuno]

God what a mood

[bonzai-bunny]

i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: Steve. Steve it’s been 2 hours. Steve please stop laughing.

Steve:

Tony, crying: Steve please what the Fuck does your card say

Steve’s cards:

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers 

[pdlcomics]

Favorite Tree

[dearbisexual]

me: oh this? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting bi women who used to id as lesbians” stick

[pentagleam]

me: oh, this?? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting lesbians who used to id as bi women” stick

[the-official-nasa]

dual wield

[wmccullagh-deactivated20220113]

[corbis]

[stillhereunfortunately]

this is a good hole and i would like to lurk in it

[oculoslux]

That’s Carlsbad caverns. Hope you like bats and birds.

[stillhereunfortunately]

i do, i would like to crouch amongst the bats and birds

[underrmyumbrellaella]

this is the true gen z experience

[mass-exodus]

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

[vodkassassin]

man and you were only six hours old