*Explodes*

will kill for fajitas

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[kipperlillycopperkettle]

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[shutupmerlin]

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]

[wrenanigans]

[croaksac]

grandfather....

[bark-barkley]

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[promemequeen]

I hope you know this post has already reached tumblr yt shorts. I literally just watched it like 10 mins ago.

It's got almost 50k views on KylitoXD's channel already.

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[sickdogs]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[waifu-police]

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

[promemequeen]

NOOOOOOOOO

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[ozempicofficial]

[tall]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]