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An Idea Regarding Nipples

While talking to my mother tonight, I informed her about Tumblr’s hilarious new policy, including the bit about “female-presenting nipples.” In my rather passionate explanation, I said:

“What I wanna know is, if you have a picture of a nipple, close up, no context, no other external stimuli or clues, how the fuck are they gonna know if it’s a female nipple?”

And she said, “Well, you can’t,” and then presented me with a gem of an idea to fuck with the staff and their terribly-programmed filter bots.

The plan:

Everyone post a close-up/cropped picture of a nipple. Just a nipple. Any nipple. Could be your nipple. Could be a pornstar’s nipple. Could be your cat’s nipple, idc. Doesn’t matter as long as it’s a nipple.

And when the bots inevitably flag the picture as explicit, either have them review it and send them a scathing “Well why is it explicit? Because it ‘looks female’? How do you know it’s a female nipple? How do you know?”

Or just have a self-satisfied laugh because nipples are nipples and Tumblr is a raging dumpster fire that’s doomed to die anyway.

Here, I’ll even start, if for no other reason than to see how long it takes them to flag it.

(P.S. If somebody’s come up with/tried this already….you are also a genius, and I’m gonna try it anyway)

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Bringing this back around for the daytime crowd

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loveage-moondream

silver-eyed-dreamer

the best makeshift incense that’ll blow ur fucking mind.

alright sisters, lets get straight into it. to make this, roll up a small piece of paper into a tube. fold one end shut, and fill it up with any non poisonous herb (like lavender or frankincense). lodge that bitch in a pair of tweezers (use skewers and rubber bands if u donthave tweezers), with the folded end pointed down, then balance it over a fireproof bowl like so:

now light the end of the stick thats pointed down. blow it out after five seconds. the smoldering paper and herbs will release a sweet smoke, and any ashes will drop straight into the fireproof jar. congratu-fucking-lations, you made incense.

some witchy tips for this:

- burn secific herbs for different intentions, like chamomile for peace, jasmine for dreams, sage for cleansing etc.

- mark the paper with sigils

- use the ashes to make black salt, or for spell powders

have fun and dont burn ur house down!

#tips #diy #incense

thewickedwilds

Instructions: “This spell requires hand harvested herbs from your local woods …”

Me: this spell ‘gon take whatever herbs I have in my cupboard and be happy about it.

itsavalonsmith

today at the witchy store:

customer: is this organic?

me:

me: its a crystal

customer: yes, but is it organic?

me: … it’s a stone?

customer: i’m not stupid, I know that. I want to know if this “stone” is organic or not

me:

customer:

me: sure, why not. we didn’t put pesticides on it when we grew it.

customer: I want to talk to your manager

witchtips

💤🌙 Dream Symbolism: Blood 🌙💤

The presence of blood in a dream or nightmare may be alarming to some dreamers, but the presence of blood in a dream can be a positive sign, depending on the circumstances.

🔴 Blood is a symbol of life and often a person’s life force. When dreaming about one’s own blood, it often represents topics of importance at the moment. When a dreamer’s blood creates a stain or portrays a message, the unconscious mind is illustrating that the thing the message or object the stain is on is significant in the dreamer’s life at the moment. The subjects indicated by these images often have to do with projects that the dreamer has put a lot of effort into. These things should be given the proper attention in the dreamer’s waking life.

🔴 The blood of other people within a dream often represents their emotions. If another person is bleeding, they are likely in emotional pain and if they are bleeding to death this signifies the loss of will and passion for life.

🔴 Images of blood coming from non-human or non-living objects or places is often an indication of emotional turmoil in the dreamer’s life and possibly the presence of ongoing interpersonal confrontations.

🔴 Blood on walls or ceilings are often a sign of behaviors or situations that the dreamer may be struggling with. Pay attention to what room the walls of ceiling are in. For example, blood dreamt of on the walls of a bedroom can be an indication of relationship stress. These images of blood are considered a warning, while blood on a floor is an indication of damage already done that may have been overlooked by the dreamer.

🔴 Blood stains on clothing, especially those that refuse to be washed out, often symbolize that the dreamer is experiencing guilt for past mistakes or is trying to remedy those transgressions. Similarly, blood stains on a dreamer’s hands indicate that they feel they have let someone down or failed someone.

🔴 Nose bleeds in dreams are a sign of physical exhaustion from being overworked or from lacking sleep. Blood that is coughed up is a sign of wasted energy or efforts. When the dreamer dreams of drinking blood, it is an indication that they thirst for power or success. Witnessing a river, ocean, or lake of blood is considered a bad omen.

🔴 If there is a blatant lack of blood where there should be blood within a dream, it symbolizes a lack of life or vitality. It can also represent lack of willingness or situations where the dreamer has to act against their emotions. For example, if a person dreams of stabbing a friend or partner and there is no blood from the wounds, they do not wish to hurt the person in real life, but actually wish to care for them.

#tips #dreams #dream symbolism #blood #blood in dreams

orangecolored-sky

if you’re not living so that men would have wanted to burn you at the stake in 1692 then what’s the point

craeturewitch

How to become a Witch

- probably educate yourself on what witchcraft is and the different ways of practicing

- call yourself a witch

- stare at the moon a lot (most important step)

#truth

swooningwitch

Must-have starter herbs

When I was a baby witch I remember being all “???” on the herbs. I knew I wanted to start working with them, but I had a very limited options. Not only did I know next to nothing, but I was also in that famed broom-closet. Here are some basic bitches that witches gotta love and respect…

Bay leaf

Please love this baby (or should I say BAYBY??). It’s a great protector, fabulous at banishing, and it greatly helps with dreamwork. Oh! And I almost forgot. It has healing properties, so drink that antibacterial bay leaf tea for your sore throat. It’ll help!

A fun thing to do with a bay leaf:

If you must part with your lover, break a bay leaf in half with them. Keep one half, give the other to them. It will protect your relationship, keep y'all faithful to each other, and it will ensure you guys meeting again.

Cinnamon

Might as well be the first thing I looked up as a fetus witch. I got delighted when I learned that it helps drawing money, happiness, and love! What else could you want in your life? Oh. Health? It does that, too. Don’t worry about it.

Drawing money with cinnamon:

Get yourelf a (preferably) green baggie. Light up a (green) candle. Put some coins in it. Write your intention (“I will receive 30$ by the end of this month”) in a piece of paper. Seal it with wax. Let dry. Chuck it in the baggie. Sprinkle some cinnamon in it. End the ritual and leave the baggie undisturbed. When you recieve your money, leave an offering (if you wish).

Lavander

Like all things purple (coughamethystcough), lavander brings peace to a restless mind. It also aids in attracting pure love, calming down stressed nerves, and sharpening one’s mind. It aids in purification, so make some lavander water and get scrubbing!

Lavander sugar:

Layer lavander flowers and sugar in a jar, let it sit in the dark, cool place for a month and ta-da! It’s tasty and helps in love-work.

Chamomile

This little thing not only helps with restless stomachs, but also aids the holy trinity: purification, money, and love! It’s also a luck bringer.

Luck at gambling: before you go playing cards with your buddies or just betting, wash your hands with chamomile infused water for a little boost!

Black pepper

Now THIS BAD BOY! He’s hard-core. He banishes, protects, and adds a bite to everything you put it in. It also wards off the Evil Eye.

Pro tip: carry black pepper everywhere you go. People that wish evil upon you will have it reflected upon em. They also might start sneezing.

Okay, folks, I’m tired already. These are some of my favorites, so please don’t be mmean to them. I love them. But I also love you!

-Mama SwoonSwoon

#tips #herbs

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Reblog with your favorite gif or meme for Queen of Swords

Thought it would be fun? I’ll start?

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thesigilwitch

Hmm, seems a lot of the blogs I used to follow on here are inactive…

Please like / reblog this post if you’re a magic-based blog, and let me know in the tags the kind of things you generally post about!

#mostly tips #some spells #sigils #lots of lunar based magic #sometimes aesthetic

sixpenceee

The following isn’t scientifically backed up or anything, but it’s a list I’ve composed from various websites whose source I’ll put at the bottom!

Natural Disasters: Since the weather is unpredictable it’s said to represent the stress and anxiety in the person’s life

Seeing the dead: A reflection of an inability to let go

Missing important events: Anxiety about failing and not meeting expectation

Naked: Person may suffer from self-image issues and low self-esteem issues

Teeth falling out: Inner turmoil on being judged by others based on physical appearance

Injuries: Feeling vulnerable in a part of your life

Partner leaving: Dread of being alone, being not good enough for the partner

Being trapped: Unable to get out of current situation (dead end job, negative relationship)

Falling: The feeling that one is unable to control a certain aspect of their life

Being chased/attacked: Being afraid to confront something in your life

Technology malfunction: Such as a phone not working, represents failing to reach out to someone on an emotional level

I got these from listverse and howstuffworks

slowspinningredemption

Teeth falling out/rotting can also be indicative of stress and anxiety! Nakedness also indicates vulnerability the person doesn’t want to feel. Also, a couple of others I’ve been asked about that have been missed:

Being killed: It’s not actually impossible to die in dreams, despite what everyone says. Represents feeling disappointed and acting in a way that’s not compatible with your feelings (i.e., doing something you don’t want to do just to keep others happy).

Dog attacks: Someone you thought to be loyal is against you or plans to betray you. Represents a friend or friends you shouldn’t trust, especially if the dog is black.

Fire: To dream you are burning means your temper is getting out of control. If a house is on fire, it’s symbolic of needing a change; if you are trapped in a burning house, it represents you feeling insecure about your ability to make changes. To dream you are setting something or someone alight means you are struggling with anger.

Drowning: Dreaming that you are drowning means you are being overwhelmed by emotions, and need to take things slower and more carefully.

Being inexplicably hated or disliked: Hate in dreams represents repressed aggression and fear of confrontation. To dream you are hated by people who should love you indicates worry that you’ve done something to upset or hurt them, or guilt over actions or words that haven’t been resolved yet. It can also be a sign of insecurity over how important you are to others.

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Thanks for making this more awesome :)

#dreams #dream interpretation #common dreams

orriculum

My friend was shuffling a new tarot deck and she said excitedly “I cant wait to see what sort of bond I have with this deck!” And then the first card she pulled was the fool