Prophet of the Waagh

Stuff and nonsense. Now including stoats, Star Wars, Warhammer 40,000, Marvel comics, dinosaurs and other oddities!

[celebrityho]

[calvinhobbesdaily]

[volpestarks]

War never changes

[knight-errant-of-chaos]

Having a Tumblr is a bit like being Alexander the Great, you technically have quite a few followers but if you asked them to cross the Hyphasis with you and conquer India, they’d probably say no.

[memewhore]

[trainingdivisionlevi-deactivate]

when life gives you lemons what do you do

[fandom-quotes-store]

DONT MAKE LEMONADE

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! 

IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

[twoworldss-onefamily]

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

[xxryuxx]

This is the most touching post ever. Truly brings a tear to the eye.

[becausebirds]

Hummingbird rest stop. [imgur]

[nogoodpainting]

Look at this tiniest of bird.

LOOK AT IT!

[lepipehd]

[buddhabrot]

this is actually the best post on the internet i lied every other time i said that

[cute-overload]

[hirschest]

[otomokatsuhiro]

[prophetofthewaagh]

Cowboy Bebop #24 » Edward ↳ Requested by juhzou

[archiemcphee]

Here’s a great reminder to have at least a few sips of coffee in the morning before starting to make breakfast. You don’t ever want to mistake a carton of Cage-Free Xenomorph Eggs for perfectly harmless chicken eggs. It only takes one freshly-hatched Alien facehugger to ruin your breakfast, followed by the rest of your newly-shortened life.

NECA recently shared this preview image of an awesome set of six Alien eggs, three unhatched and three already open with tiny facehuggers bursting forth. They come in a carton printed with “safe handling instructions.” Of course, by the time you read their instructions, all hopes of personal safety have gone out the window. Still, it’s thoughtful of them to try.

[via io9]

[nidoqueen]

[chujellys]

[fauntastic]

 [insp]

Would Lando be “I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about it”?

[chujellys]

YES THIS IS GOOD AND ACCEPTABLE

[pularia]

Okay so we have this rusty old thing in our one flower bed that would make an awful noise when you turned it and Buck Buck absolutely hated the sound of it, freaking out every time, wanting to somehow fight it??? Anyway, I haven’t turned the Sphere of Rage for several years now and figured I’d see if it can still work its great and terrible magic.

[drtanner]

“… Haha, you hate it.”

[roachpatrol]

always reblog the rage sphere

[lionallow]

Jorund is probs just making high pitched excited dog noises.

still punching at this but here preview. I had to start over a bunch because I’m so out of practice.