Eli !

╰┈➤ Thorfinn & Armin selfshipper - i am their only partner, doubles go away ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ please read dni / dnf before following / asking to be mutuals ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ be weird and be cringe!!! (≧ᗜ≦)

[proshipparadise]

🌲 Intro ! 🪲

⭐ Hello! I'm Gobin / Eli, I don't really care what you use for me. I go by any pronouns.

🌱 I am proship, darkship, comship, shotacon, profic, and selfship.

💫 I selfship with Thorfinn from Vinland Saga and Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan. (≧ヮ≦) 💕 (Sometimes I have other F/Os that don't last long, so there may be others that pop up time to time!)

💚 I use the ❤️🗡️ tag for posts/rbs about Thorfinn and 💙🌊 for Armin.

✨Some other fandoms of mine are: One Piece, Made In Abyss, Pokemon, My Hero Academia, Dungeon Meshi, Hunter x Hunter, PJO, and more I probably forgot (◞‸ ◟)💧

🐛 If you would like to be mutuals please let me know! I love meeting new people!!

☹️ DNI is down below the cut:

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Antis (can interact on SOME occasions as long as you are respectful.)

Radqueers, transids, xenosatanists, and anything of the like.

Pro-C for harmful paras. (Ex: zoo, pedo, somno, necro)

People who watch gore.

SH/ED accs.

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Homo/transphobes

[mylifewhump]

Whump community Reblog if you hate AI

it ruins the whole point of art

[seth-whumps]

hello, whump writer. i officially grant you permission to write unrealistic whump. yes I know there are posts everywhere telling you that you can't write it that way. yes I know some people just prefer realistic whump. yes I know you want to please everyone. however please consider: I don't care, and write what you want to write. i love you.

[whump-in-the-closet]

Five Types of Living Weapon Whumpees

The guard dog -> loyalty has been ingrained into their bones, following their handler around like their shadow. No one dares stand against the organization because of the legendary dread surrounding this living weapon. They hardly say a word but every movement is calculated, eyes always darting, always watching. (“You always were their lapdog.”)

The loose cannon -> dangerous for both sides. Always talking back and never predictable, their value is dependent on their skill. If it wasn’t for that, they’d be dead a long time ago. Their loyalty is earned, not bought. No one wants to be on their bad side, walking on tip toe whenever they show up. And they enjoy it. (“What’s everyone looking at? Aren’t you happy to see me? I even brought my rifle!”)

The broken down -> most common type of whumpee I’ve seen. They’ve been overpowered and forced into the commission. They hate their handler more than anything else but see no way out. When they’re told to shoot, they don’t even blink. It’s always “yes, sir” this and “yes, sir” that. If they feel any sympathy, they don’t show it. They’ll do anything to avoid punishment and flinch at quick movements. Nothing they face on the field is worse than the cards they’ve been dealt. (“I understand, sir/ ma’am. I-I’m sorry.”)

The dissenter -> Usually recruited into the organization or joined as a last ditch option. Not necessarily against using their abilities or skill, they just hate being told what to do. As time goes on and their disobedience is punished over and over again, they grow reluctant. Bitter. With every order, they slip in a snarky comment. Roll their eyes. Anything to assert their own identity. Or what’s left of it. (“ah ah ah, you didn’t think i’d notice? The middle finger was a bit much. I’m afraid it will have to go.”)

The ghost in the machine -> known only by their codename by outsiders and by their number in the organization, they’ve been stripped of all humanity. They live, breathe, and think by their handlers orders. They’ve been told over and over again that they are just a weapon. And a weapon does what it’s told. Their anonymity is attached to the organization in the same way a gun is simply an extension of their arm. But at night they still stare up at the ceiling with a blank stare— did they ever a life before this? They can’t remember. (“It’s not like it’s a person. It doesn’t have feelings like that.”)

[writingphoenix]

I love the idea of a whumpee having a wardrobe malfunction that leads to a past injury/torture reveal.

Oh, your sleeve ripped and your whole team saw the brand your kidnapper branded you with? Delicious, tell me more!

Your shirt rode up when you took off your sweatshirt and your coworkers saw the scars from when you were whipped repeatedly? Oh boy I love that stuff!

[vivisectedboy]

possible replies to:

"I can't take it anymore."

"You can, and you will."

"Should've thought about that before you acted up. Learn your fucking lesson."

"You don't exactly have a say in that."

"What do you mean? That was nothing. I can do so much worse."

"Come on, you gotta be more convincing than that. I won't stop until you actually look like you mean it."

"Shut up and stop complaining. You did this to yourself."

"Hurts, doesn't it? You look amazing like that. Keep taking it for me."

"God, you're annoying. Maybe I really should cut your tongue out so you quit whining all the time. How does that sound?"

[fictowormsoup]

yes, your f/o DOES love you at your lowest, but make sure they know you love them at their lowest too. that you're there to help pick up the pieces when they fall apart. that you're on their side no matter what. your f/o needs you too.

[mariakisser]

“who does your f/o love the most in the whole world?”

[whumpty-dumpty-doo]

When you're trying to act normal in public but your mind is racing and your heart has desires

[no-use-4-a-username]

At that point don’t even engage in fandoms.

[uuumapyoi-moved]

letting yourself become a pro-shipper/pro-fiction/dark-shipper is rlly the most freeing thing ever...!! all the times i spent as an anti mentally torturing myself any time i liked a character who is underage, or 'bad' themes, or 'harmful' characters, or illegal dynamics in fiction & my imagination... its not worth it!! i can do anything i want!! you can do whatever you want with your fiction ♡ & it feels gr8!

[unholyhare]

[maggotsinmyskin]

if liking sh0tas makes me a pedophile, killing people in video games makes you a murderer.

[aro-ace-axolotl]

„I asked chat gpt“ well I went to ask tumblr and everyone was juggling for some reason

[maggotsinmyskin]

depressed selfshippers please know that your f/o would be kind to you. in no world would your f/o shame you for struggling with self-care. in no world would they ever see you as a burden. infrequent showers, struggling with brushing teeth, poor appetite, little activity, anything you can think of. it's okay to struggle. they love you; they would never judge you for this. they'd never judge you at all. they are so, so happy that they can be your safe space. one step at a time.

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[astelsakx]

also this is so hilarious to me like sorry you have to deal with the inner turmoil of a teenage boy and his weird sad gay feelings. thats just how it is sometimes