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[cosmicanger]

graphix artiste

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[widenorth]

Hard time lugging all this around

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[corantus]

i am just rly exhausted and embarrassed to keep posting about this. but summary of my situation. back in may all my electronics that i need for work got wrecked when a pipe burst in my ceiling and i had to spend $1600 replacing my stuff while being unable to work for several weeks. i also paid to consult with a lawyer (which was stupid of me!!) but ultimately i wasn't able to get my landlords to reimburse me for damages. then i had a job lined up for july that would've gotten me back on track but that fell through and left me scrambling to figure something out

i've gotten into a debt spiral for the past 2 months that i can't get out of and i haven't been able to pay rent, now i'm about to get evicted. i owe $2000 in back rent. i'm trying my best but my situation just keeps getting worse. i'm applying for rental help with the county & trying to get help from mutual aid orgs so we'll see how that goes but if nothing else i i just want my acct positive so i don't get more overdraft fees

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[squamate-soup]

enjoying some pie after a morning of gardening -expired patreon weekly

[were--ralph]

i think i said this one before but i remember we used to go to church and one day on the way i just out of the blue asked the car "how do we know god is real? what if people just made him up" and the adults all got super mad at me and gave me generic answers like "we just know" and stuff and my ass was fucking CURIOUS so when church started i asked the Sunday School teacher and she was like "well the bible was written about him" or something like that and i was like "but someone wrote Curious George and hes not real, what if someone made him up too" and she was like irritated but was like "he's a talking monkey of course hes not real, children just like fun stories" or something like that and i don't remember exactly what i said but it was something very close to "but adults like stories too! how do you know he's not made up so because adults want to believe in something too?" and she got SUPER mad and i had to apologize in front of the church but i saw an opportunity so i was like "but no one answered me so i still dont know and i guess you guys don't either" and [everyone] got super mad and none of us could go to that church anymore

the adults were okay to go to church again but me and my siblings had sundays off from that point on and that was kind of a catalyst for the way my brother and sister perceived religion

[meatfrosting]

did you know that having an ahoge in the epithet universe doubles your chances of having perpetually spiked cortisol? (except mera, hers is there in spirit)

meme layout credit goes to: this post!

[thatonebigchub]

What a big ball of blubber

[superheavy-eclaire]

BOYTITS RAAAAAGH

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[beemovieerotica]

[uhuh100]

suddenly looks like I'm going to be homeless in two weeks. please help me out, cashapp is $aeonlight

[uhuh100]

even more suddenly it's not two weeks, it's today. I have to move back in with my abusive mother. paypal should be @ aeonlight2014 will add more payment spaces in reblogs

[missstrogen]

Please help her ok

[dopeybeauty]

[were--ralph]

ancient post

[thatonebigchub]

Obsessive excessive debilitating weight gain

[fatopie]

Feed your puppy boyfriend to the point his red rocket becomes an internal organ.

Food for thought. 😏

[doughverload]

[histhiccnessxxx]

Sometimes dinner is just too far away. Sometimes, the burgers just be calling me. I hope you all enjoy my dinner pregame!