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[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[xx-art-xx-xx]

🌧🌧🌧🌧

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[prostitot3000]

consiser: i am eepy and dont wanna

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

[nijigasakilove]

Not a fan of how Crunchyroll translated this tbh. Normally not on the anti localizer stuff but sometimes..

[sunb1eeder]

you’ll be having a horrible day and then hear fleetwood mac landslide. like ok should i just kill myself now or

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy likes Free shipping

[babymorte]

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

[ineedlelittlespace]

So, this seems to be the plot of every Dungeon Crawler Carl book so far. I love it.

[planty-pup]

[jumpforthebeef]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"

[jaguarguard]

Why?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

KNITTING TYPO

[xanaxfarts]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Episode SP-129 (1999)

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[official-lucifers-child]

so make it

Cunt

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things