very short (maybe I’ll write how bots with aircraft alt modes)
(Imagine this with ur fav bot)
If you bot has a alt mode with wheels and headlights:
Phase one: take the bot you are trying to court somewhere private, no sounds.
Phase two: slowly go up to to the bot and transform into your alt mode, slowly roll yourself to the bot you’re trying to court until you two are touching bumpers
Phase three: Flash your headlights five times, if the bot you are trying to court flashes five times than they accept your courting
Phase four: slowly, start to go around the bot in donuts, do not stop until you are five feet away and have done this twenty times
Phase five: Once you are done doing donuts, stop in front of the front side of the bot and roar you engine as loud as you can.
You have finished the courting rituals, good luck.
So imagine you bot telling you about this, so you think it’s something sweet like singing a cute ballad in their language or roaring their engine at you. You were not expecting to be given a flashlight then taken to an abandoned parking lot at night, you get out of their alt mode and just stand their dumbfounded, they come up to you their bumper touching you.
You get startled and back up a bit but they keep coming towards you still trying to touch their bumper against you, they softly rumble their engine (a sign of irritation) so you stop moving.
They start flashing their headlights at you with ten second in between each flash, ah so that’s why you have the flash light. You flash back five time with a ten second pause between the flashes.
They pause, not expecting you to flash them back, you stand there awkwardly as they start doing donuts around while getting further and further away ‘what the fuck is going to on’ you start to question everything in life suddenly a loud engine which can only be described as a train horn startles the shit out of you, your soul left your body as you fall to the ground from the shock. They start to panic but calm down a little when you weakly put a thumbs up, you get up slowly, placing your hand on their hood for stability. “[fav bot name] I appreciate this, b-but I thought…we were already partners” you wheeze out still trying to catch you breath, “I know, I just wanted to introduce you to how we court” they respond, you smile and gently kiss their hood, their engine softly growls “thank you hon, can we go home now” you say in a sweet tone. They open their car door.
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