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Wendy - 23 - personal blog for all the things i love. Lots of RoosterTeeth, CheckPlease!, StarTrek, and more

[symbiote-spideypool]

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

[brendaonao3]

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

[qualitydoggo]

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

[wishem]

I am sorry Cable looks like that

[mistermustachio]

Don’t you dare apologize for perfection.

[alphacrone]

tango might be a pyro 

[babyanimalgifs]

These are perfect.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I feel like an adult brain in 2017 processes more information in one morning than an adult brain in 1817 did in one month.

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

yeah thats why we all have anxiety now

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gabieplease]

Me flying Spirit I ain’t never doing that again

[beyonslayed]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[americachavez]

thor and gamora in their weekly “villainous blue adopted sibling” support group

thor: loki keeps stabbing me :(

gamora: so stab him back???? what’s the big deal that’s his way of saying hello

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

loki and nebula in their weekly “heroic older sibling who’s part of a superhero squad and gets all the attention” support group

loki: thor never stabs me back when i stab him :(

nebula: so stab him harder???? 

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

so the fact remains that jeff goldblum played the grandmaster with absolute peak perfection and absolutely no other mcu performance can top that, which is just a fact, but it means that either jeff goldblum has this fantastically nuanced understanding of this character who is incredibly ancient and powerful but still ultimately a silly hedonist OR he just rolled up to thor ragnarok like ‘i’m jeff goldblum and i’m gonna be playing jeff goldblum’ and fuckin nailed it

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

the fact that they actually wrote the role for him makes it even better because that means the execs were like “who should play one of the most powerful characters we’ve ever had, the ruler of an entire planet, who is more ancient and knowledgable than a literal god, and decides the lives and deaths of countless individuals” and the conclusion they came to was “jeff goldblum in a sparkly gold bathrobe” 

[jameszmaguire]

Night at the Museum // Battle of the Smithsonian

[lightsup-leo]

The tiny gay cowboy is all Owen Wilson will ever be to me

[mamalazzer]

Aladdin AU - If the roles were reversed

[pajamaslam-deactivated20190101]

god all american kids cartoons really do have that one outstandingly scary episode no matter what do u guys fucking remember this

[adayinthelifeofsomething]

Repressed it until now! Thanks!

[emjineer]

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

[emjineer]

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

[marry-and-mirthful]

Storu

[emjineer]

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. 

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security. 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wrathofthestag]

[earpwave]

#iconic

[stimman3000]

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[antoniosbanderas]

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

[snuh]

[disc80s]

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