Here to Hire?

The name is Sylvia. And if you have something you want me to protect, it's going to cost you.

[spiral-o-u-t-blog]

Burton Backcountry Snowboarding video

[colipopss-deactivated20250603]


20. A photo of something you love doing

Ice skating!

[dylanshawn]

This is still my favorite picture after 4 years.

[flowsnowboardn-deactivated20240]

Julianne O’neill getting jibby with it at Sierra At Tahoe. @julianne_oneill @sierra_at_tahoe @flowsnowboardn #FlowSnowboarding #FindYourFlow #Snowboarding #SierraAtTahoe

[protectorofyourthings-blog]

∞ # ♦ x ♥ * XD

∞ - For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.)

[Text] So like rly do u or do u not like be bc i'm getting mixed messages and it makes me mad

# - For an angry text.

[Text] Fucking pick. Do you want to be nice to me or are you just going to push me away?

[Text] Because this hot and cold bullshit is for a Katy Perry song, not real life.

♦ - For a rushed text.

[Text] I have your mascara! It must have fallen out of your purse!

x - For a secret text.

[Text: Trix (draft)] I am so turned on that you're the future horseman of war.

♥ -For a regular text.

[Text] I got some new ammo! Want to come and try them out with me?

* - For an early morning text.

[Text] Good morning! :D I'm going for breakfast, want me to bring you some?

XD - For a “I wish you just saw that” text.

[Text] Trix Trix Trix Trix! Someone is out shooting for me and his gun backfired and it exploded it was so cool!

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

Oh you so do. He’s amazing.

The best booze. The best stories. One of my best fri -hic- ends.

[protectorofyourthings-blog]

[giggles] I'll have to keep an eye out for him!

[takes another swig] What's he look like?

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

Anax! He’s the best!

[protectorofyourthings-blog]

Oh yeah, that's right!

I need to meet this guy.

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

I’m sure I have them…somewhere.

But…can we talk about something else?

[protectorofyourthings-blog]

Of course.

So... Where'd you get this booze? It's the best!

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

Oh right!

I forget people have those.

[protectorofyourthings-blog]

Aw. Are you saying you don't have any?

I'm sorry.

[protectorofyourthings-blog]

♦

♦ - For a rushed text.

[Text] I found a really cool and big feather, is it yours???? It's black.

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

We?

[protectorofyourthings-blog]

My parents and I!

[grumblygardensarchive]

✉ Text Messages ✉

∞ - For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.) # - For an angry text. ♦ - For a rushed text. x - For a secret text. ♥ - For a regular text. * - For an early morning text. XD - For a “I wish you just saw that” text.

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

Ok ok…now I just need to know what a girl like you is doing here?

Most everyone here is homicidal or something.

[protectorofyourthings-blog]

Oh, I wanted to come!

I need training and we all thought this would be a good opportunity!

[millercommadavid-deactivated201]

Well, I’m not a human, so I dunno. Maybe you’re sick.

[protectorofyourthings-blog]

Well, of course you're not human, why else would you be here?

I'm not sick.

[beholdthephantom-deactivated201]

Yeah, it’s pretty cool if you don’t mind the teachers being total dickwads the whole time while we’re moving in.

[protectorofyourthings-blog]

Oh, I'm sure they won't be that bad!

They're just doing their job, right?

[millercommadavid-deactivated201]

What? How the fuck should I know?

[protectorofyourthings-blog]

Well, what are you?! That would explain a lot.

I only felt this one other time around a human that was in a gunfight.

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

[Snorts and then claps a hand over her mouth]

[protectorofyourthings-blog]

[also covers her mouth around her smile]