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an independent and selective roleplay blog for PHOEBE HALLIWELL as narrated by KATIE previously feelsall/loveknown.
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" hey buddy, i know this is pot calling the cauldron black but we're supposed to be defending you, not the other way around. " he is certainly a halliwell without a doubt in phoebe's mind. " this isn't the first time that someone has called me weak and unfortunately, it won't be the last. " although she has matured as a witch over the years, phoebe is not a fool. she knows that piper is stronger than her as was prue. " i love you and i appreciate you looking out for me but those magic school bullies don't know any better. all they know is gossip. "
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quotes that broke me starters
feel free to adjust pronouns / names as needed !
quotes taken from random sources or tiktok. i claim no ownership whatsoever.
❛ i’m supposed to be the one who protects you from monsters. i’m not supposed to be one. ❜
❛ if i could make a deal with god, and i’d get him to swap our places. ❜
❛ no one heard our screams for a long time. ❜
❛ i know so many last words. but i’ll never know hers. ❜
❛ there is a home for every departed thing. ❜
❛ it reminded me that i will never truly know you. ❜
❛ i also buried a part of myself alongside them. ❜
❛ after you died i could no longer hold a funeral. so my life became the funeral. ❜
❛ you don’t have to be awake to cry. ❜
❛ forgive me, for all the things i did. but mostly the things i didn’t do. ❜
❛ the human eye is the loneliest creation of all. ❜
❛ fairness is for happy people. ❜
❛ the things we lost will always be heavier than the things that stayed. ❜
❛ perhaps it is the greater grief, to remain on the earth when another is gone. ❜
❛ you stain the pages with yourself. ❜
❛ tears will not wash away the sorrow. ❜
❛ beautiful things grow a certain height and then they fall and fade off. ❜
❛ who in all these centuries has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? ❜
❛ i have scars on my hands from touching certain people ❜
❛ despite everything, i believe that people are really good at heart. ❜
❛ you tried to change, didn’t you? ❜
❛ you can’t make homes out of people. someone should have taught you that. ❜
❛ i hid my deepest feelings so well, i forgot where i placed them. ❜
❛ we have no scar to show for happiness. we learn so little from peace. ❜
❛ i didn’t leave because i stopped loving you. i left because the longer i stayed, the less i loved myself. ❜
❛ at every moment in our life, we have one foot in a fairytale & the other in the abyss. ❜
❛ there are too many sad eyes on happy faces. ❜
❛ it’s strange, i felt less lonely when i didn’t know you. ❜
❛ things change, friends leave. life doesn’t stop for anybody. ❜
❛ it takes a lifetime to die, and no time at all. ❜
❛ i am deathly afraid of almosts. of coming close to what i want and then falling just a little short. ❜
❛ i felt your absence. ❜
❛ what do we do now, now that we are happy? ❜
❛ you honestly thought anybody would love you? purely and truly love you? ❜
❛ don’t stop looking. he deserves to know someone saw his end, that someone noticed him. ❜
❛ i can bear my pain so long as it has meaning. ❜
❛ i dont have a single friend - not one. ❜
❛ i’ve had more than enough pain in my life, what’s a little more going to do? ❜
❛ it would have been you if i met you first. ❜
❛ i really thought he was going to be my forever. ❜
❛ maybe in the next life it would work. ❜
❛ in spite of everything, you’re still you. ❜
❛ the dead have it easy. ❜
❛ there’s an ocean of silence between us, and I’m drowning. ❜
❛ there have been countless times in my life when i thought i’d be better off dead. ❜
❛ what on earth… have i become? ❜
❛ don’t look at me! i don’t … i don’t want you seeing me like this. ❜
❛ i wish i could’ve been like you. ❜
❛ your fate was sweeping you away, like a flood. ❜
❛ the future should know the mistakes we made. ❜
❛ of course you have. you feel guilt. you want redemption. ❜
❛ i’m here because you can’t accept what you’ve done. it broke you. ❜
❛ even now, after all you’ve done, you can still go home. lucky you . ❜
❛ you’re all that’s left, and we can’t live this lie forever. ❜
❛ prometheus gave us light, and warmth, and eternal damnation. ❜
❛ take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act. ❜
❛ i know i ruined your life. i suffer for it every day. ❜
❛ don’t let yourself get killed for… for pride. i’ve seen it kill too many folk. ❜
❛ you and me, we ain’t decent… but those folk… they were. ❜
❛ we’re more ghosts than people. ❜
❛ despite my best efforts to the contrary… it turns out i’ve won. ❜
❛ i gave you all i had … i did. ❜
❛ this whole time, I’ve blamed myself for that decision. ❜
❛ do you think even the worst person can change…? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try? ❜
❛ i don’t want to break their hearts all over again. it’s better if they never see me. ❜
❛ please leave me alone. i can’t come back. i just … can’t, okay? ❜
❛ no matter the struggles or hardships you faced… you strived to do the right thing, you refused to hurt anyone. ❜
❛ people like you don’t ever want to be happy. ❜
❛ i don’t want to let go. i’m not ready to say goodbye yet. ❜
KNIVES OUT (2019) SENTENCE STARTERS
❛ Anything you need. You’re part of this family. ❜
❛ Kids today, with the internet. It’s amazing. ❜
❛ I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you. ❜
❛ I’m here at the behest of a client. ❜
❛ You will find me a respectful, quiet, passive observer of the truth. ❜
❛ Are you baiting me? ❜
❛ You think I am dumb enough to be baited into talking family business. ❜
❛ This is not how I wanted to have this conversation. ❜
❛ He’s always been the black sheep of the family. ❜
❛ Are you, goddamn, insane? ❜
❛ You tell her or I will! ❜
❛ I know it’ll hurt, but it’s all for the best. ❜
❛ I expect it’s going to be about something, if not extraordinary, then at least interesting. ❜
❛ Does having a kind heart make you a good nurse? ❜
❛ Just the thought of lying, yeah, it makes me puke. ❜
❛ Have you seen her insta? She’s an influencer. ❜
❛ Can I wait inside? I feel like I shouldn’t be here. ❜
❛ So, somebody suspects foul play. ❜
❛ It makes no damn sense. Compels me though. ❜
❛ I don’t know why we keep going over this. ❜
❛ Physical evidence can tell a clear story with a forked tongue. ❜
❛ Can you just take your goddamn medicine and go to bed? ❜
❛ You really love drama, huh? ❜
❛ Why can’t I beat you at this game? ❜
❛ Such a bad loser you are. ❜
❛ There’s so much of me in that kid. ❜
❛ Playing life like a game without consequence, until you can’t tell the difference between a stage prop and a real knife. ❜
❛ I don’t fear death. ❜
❛ I don’t fear death. But, oh God, I’d like to fix some of this before I go. ❜
❛ Hey. You had a long day. You wanna do drugs? ❜
❛ I messed up. ❜
❛ You know, this is an interesting and efficient method of murder. I need to write this down. ❜
❛ There is no time, you have to listen! ❜
❛ If what you said is true, I’m gone, there’s no saving me. ❜
❛ But you have to do exactly what I tell you. ❜
❛ Will you do this? This last thing. For me. ❜
❛ What do you want me to do? ❜
❛ It sounds crazy, but it will work. ❜
❛ Don’t lie. Tell fragments of the truth. ❜
❛ I keep waiting for the big reveal, where it all makes sense. Wouldn’t that be nice? ❜
❛ Jesus, I’m gonna disappear until the politics talk is done. ❜
❛ Something is afoot with this whole affair. I know it, and I believe you know it too. ❜
❛ I trust your kind heart. ❜
❛ Be it cruel or comforting, this machine unerringly arrives at the truth. ❜
❛ You do as I say and everything will be just fine. ❜
❛ Best judge of character is a dog. ❜
❛ I don’t feel like talking. I’m distraught. ❜
❛ People grieve in different ways. ❜
❛ I don’t know what any of that means. ❜
❛ Now, you heard something. Spill it. ❜
❛ Maybe this might finally make you grow up. ❜
❛ This might be the best thing that could ever happen to you. ❜
❛ Nothing good is ever easy. ❜
❛ Up your ass. ❜
❛ Matter of fact - eat shit, how’s that? ❜
❛ The game is afoot, eh Watson? ❜
❛ Please accept it with grace and without bitterness. But do accept it. ❜
❛ You little bitch! ❜
❛ Did you know about this? Were you in this from the beginning? ❜
❛ Were you boinking my father? ❜
❛ In the meantime I’d maybe run. ❜
❛ I’m not on Twitter anymore. ❜
❛ You look like you’re gonna pass out. Have you eaten anything today? ❜
❛ I know I shouldn’t say this out loud, but when he told me, I… Jesus, I coulda killed him. ❜
❛ You asshole. ❜
❛ Tell me everything. ❜
❛ There is much that remains unclear. ❜
❛ I suspect foul play. ❜
❛ I have eliminated no suspects. ❜
❛ You’ve come this far. Let me help you go all the way. ❜
❛ What’s going on? This isn’t you. ❜
❛ You should do whatever you think is right. ❜
❛ You have to make things right. ❜
❛ I want you to know I’m gonna take care of you. ❜
❛ You lay low for a couple of days. Wait for this investigation to blow over, and it will. ❜
❛ Are we rich? ❜
❛ Why is grief the providence of youth? ❜
❛ I’d imagine that age deepens all feelings. Including grief. ❜
❛ One thing I assume of age is weariness. Damned if I don’t get more tired every day. ❜
❛ I think you have something you wanna tell me. ❜
❛ I don’t like any of this. ❜
❛ What kind of blackmail scheme is this? ❜
❛ You regret helping me yet? ❜
❛ Oh my God. I’m just pure adrenaline right now, I feel like I swallowed bees. ❜
❛ That was the dumbest car chase of all time. ❜
❛ Strange case from the start. ❜
❛ Listen, I don’t know what you want. Whatever it is, we can work it out. ❜
❛ I don’t want any more surprises. ❜
❛ God, you’re not much of a detective, are you? ❜
❛ You make a pretty lousy murderer. ❜
❛ You’re a pack of vultures at the feast. ❜
❛ Is anybody else confused? ❜
❛ I’m so sorry. I told them everything, I figured it was up. I’m sorry. ❜
❛ You shared a love of twisting the knife into one another. ❜
❛ I’m warning you! ❜
❛ You won’t get away with this. ❜
❛ A twisted web. And we are not finished untangling it. Not yet. ❜
❛ This is stoopid with two o’s. ❜
❛ You don’t have a shred of evidence. You’re just spinning a fairy tale. ❜
❛ In for a penny, in for a pound. ❜
❛ I knew you were a no good son of a bitch! ❜
❛ And then you’ll see just how much hell I can wreak on your life. ❜
❛ You vicious little bitch! ❜
❛ What the shit!? ❜
❛ I want you to remember something that’s very important: you won not by playing the game his way, but yours. ❜
❛ You’re a good person. ❜
❛ I have my own opinion. But I have a feeling you’ll follow your heart. ❜
i triple dog dare you to spam me with memes while i make icons!!
i triple dog dare you to spam me with memes while i make icons!!
i triple dog dare you to spam me with memes while i make icons!!
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“You would have gone to hell for him, I know, oh, but darling - he would have stayed to burn with you.”
— maybe in the end, you were both just meant for the flames (no, not without you) | p.d
🐝 * ― 𝑬𝑿𝑬𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺. ( as requested, another entry for the trope memes. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ i never once stopped loving you. ❜ ❛ let’s forget about all the pain and heartbreak and start fresh again. ❜ ❛ i’m so glad to have you back. ❜ ❛ you’re still my only one. ❜ ❛ i’m scared of losing you again. ❜ ❛ will we ever be able to go back to what we were before? ❜ ❛ i’m just not sure if i can fully forgive you yet. but for you i’m willing to try. ❜ ❛ i’ve been so lonely without you by my side. ❜ ❛ why did we ever break up? ❜ ❛ and i realize now, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. ❜ ❛ you won’t be able to get rid of me so easily again. ❜ ❛ it’s nice getting to know this new you. ❜ ❛ you haven’t changed a bit. ❜ ❛ please don’t ever leave me again. ❜ ❛ losing you once was enough. i don’t ever want to go through that again. ❜ ❛ promise me we won’t do the same mistakes as last time. ❜ ❛ letting you go was the biggest mistake i’ve ever made. ❜ ❛ good thing we already know about each others quirks. ❜ ❛ are you sure you want to try this again? ❜ ❛ we both still had some growing up to do before we could make this work. ❜ ❛ i want nothing more than having you back in my arms. to hold you, kiss you, and call you mine again. ❜ ❛ what do i have to do for you to take me back? ❜ ❛ you still remember? it’s been years! ❜ ❛ you were always on my mind and in my heart. ❜ ❛ i know now that we needed to spend some time apart so we can grow stronger together. ❜ ❛ are you saying that you want to try this again? ❜ ❛ you look as good as i remember. ❜ ❛ you’re everything i’ve ever wanted. ❜ ❛ please don’t break my heart again. ❜ ❛ with you, i finally feel whole again. ❜ ❛ remember all the good times we used to have? ❜ ❛ i still remember both the good and the bad times. ❜ ❛ have you ever stopped loving me? ❜ ❛ we can only hope to learn from this experience. ❜ ❛ you think you can just waltz back into my life like that?! ❜ ❛ why did you never tell me you still had feelings for me? ❜ ❛ you’re still the love of my life. ❜ ❛ no matter what, somehow we always find our way back to each other. ❜ ❛ do you really think we can make it work this time? ❜ ❛ i’m never letting you go again. ❜
↪ ᵗʰᵉ 𝑫𝑼𝑺𝑻𝒀 𝑻𝑶𝒀𝑩𝑶𝑿 . ( a collection of various unsorted sentence starters . adjust phrasing as necessary . no longer updating . )
why are you here ?
drive . drive fast .
i think we should make an informed decision .
are you coming or not ?
you’ve been avoiding me .
[ name ] , what were you thinking ?
this should be your priority .
let me hold you for a minute .
get out of my way . i won’t tell you again .
that wasn’t supposed to happen .
can you keep a secret ?
i don’t know what i did to deserve you .
you seriously think i could’ve done something like that ?
you’re safe with me .
sorry isn’t good enough .
where is all this coming from ?
who told you about that ?
sorry i’m late , i got caught up .
you’re being paranoid .
why are you looking at me like that ?
you’re the single most important thing to me .
all i’m asking is that you hear me out .
whatever they told you , it’s a lie .
we shouldn’t stick around here .
hold my hand , i don’t want to lose track of you .
[ name ] … truth or dare ?
i love you . nothing’s gonna change that .
can you tell me what happened ?
you can’t come around here anymore .
back off , okay ?
what , you don’t have time for me anymore ?
you’re asking for too much .
i’m trying to start a new life .
what do you mean , you aren’t coming back ?
sometimes i think you must hate me .
why can’t we just talk about this ?
i know i fucked up , you can stop rubbing it in .
you’ve got quite a reputation .
i’m not usually like this , i’m sorry .
please , just let me explain myself .
i love watching you work .
we’re on the same team .
did you ever tell anyone ?
you’ve got a lot of explaining to do .
really funny , you’re very mature .
you call THAT a PLAN ?
can we get out of here ?
i thought things would be different .
this is not up for debate !
do whatever you have to do .
karma’s going to get you for that .
it could’ve been a lot worse .
i asked you to leave me out of this .
maybe it’s time to take a leap of faith .
i never want to see you again .
can you see how many fingers i’m holding up ?
i’m gonna be there when you get what’s coming to you .
you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me .
i’ve been waiting all night for this .
i told you not to contact me .
sometimes i really think you have a death wish .
what do you need ? — what can i do ?
i would do literally anything to keep you safe .
that was supposed to be a secret .
you haven’t called me that in years .
stop telling me to calm down !
we make a pretty good team .
i have so much i want to say to you .
i’m not going to let anyone hurt you .
can we please not do this right now ?
wait , wait … just breathe for a second .
how are you holding up ?
why don’t you stay the night ? i’ll take the couch .
i don’t need your protection !
you’re not making this easier on yourself .
are you going to let me in ?
i’m supposed to be protecting you .
i will kill you if i have to .
do whatever you have to do .
this is going to hurt , i’m sorry .
what happened to you , where have you been ?!
there was nothing you could’ve done .
you’re all i need right now .
i don’t believe in love at first sight .
have you been following me ?
i need you to believe me .
what do you remember ?
i’m not a good person .
what the hell’s going on with you ?
you’re being followed .
just when i thought my day couldn’t be any worse .
i’ve been having weird dreams .
so you’ve been lying to me this whole time ?
are you trying to get us killed ?
this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me .
i never asked for your help .
you’re being followed , pretend you know me .
why has it started to feel different with you ?
don’t worry , i have a plan .
i heard everything .
do you need to sit down ?
i have the right to know what’s going on .
i’ve just gotta catch my breath .
stay out of my business .
what did you think was going to happen ?!
don’t cause a scene .
tell me something about you that i don’t know .
can i buy you a drink ?
what if … we played spin the bottle ?
this was never a problem until [ name ] came around .
you can’t ask me to make that choice .
are you seeing anyone right now ?
i need you to listen to me , we don’t have long .
you’re lying , that doesn’t make any sense .
you look … stunning .
what are you trying to prove ?
who died and made you the boss of me ?
you can’t just show up here like this .
let me make it up to you .
there’s no way i’m leaving you like this .
can we stay like this ? just for a little longer .
i don’t need you to fight for me .
so … you lied to me ?
you’re the only one that can help me .
i can’t help you if you won’t let me .
i never introduced myself , i’m [ name ] .
i expected more from you .
you have no idea who i am , do you ?
are you real ? is this real ?
can i stay with you ? just for the night .
you’re going to get yourself killed .
why did you help me ?
tell me what i can do to help .
pick a card , any card .
i never wanted any of this .
i love you . you don’t have to say it back .
do you wanna get out of here ?
what the hell are you talking about ?
i should have trusted you .
get your head out of the clouds .
how is any of this MY fault ?!
what aren’t you telling me ?
i can’t help you if you won’t let me .
it’s never just one with you , is it ?
you’re not supposed to know about that .
shut your mouth .
i haven’t kissed you yet , today .
where is this coming from ?
come over here and make me , then .
keep lying to yourself , see where it gets you .
i’m not a bad person .
is that what you wanted to hear ?
we can’t be seen together .
i can’t give you what you want .
i need you to leave .
are you drunk ?
i’m here , i’m here . i’m not going anywhere .
you might want to take a seat for this .
have you been listening to anything i’ve said ?
i haven’t heard from you in weeks .
you’re jealous , aren’t you ?
who do you think you’re talking to ?
what are you reading ?
you could’ve killed me !
come on , we don’t have time for this .
i just need ten minutes of silence .
really ? that’s all you have to say ?
we could leave , you know . go far away .
you don’t look too good .
i never want to see you again .
why can’t you just leave me alone ?
i thought you died .
you’ll do anything for attention .
give me another chance .
how’s the weather up there ?
all you do is hurt people !
i’m sorry , none of this makes sense .
you need to get out of here before anyone sees you .
i told you i didn’t want you around here .
is that supposed to be a threat ?
you’ve changed .
don’t look at me like that .
it’s a beautiful day , don’t you think ?
i did what i had to do .
you never know when to stop .
i’ve got to get home , it’s getting late .
i have nothing to prove to you .
stop LYING to me … all you do is lie .
you don’t have to be nice to everybody .
don’t tell me what to do .
pull your head out of the past .
nobody can help me . i can’t even help me .
we are not talking about that right now .
are you new around here ?
you have no idea what you’re starting .
i’m gonna get us out of here .
whatever you came here to say , i don’t want to hear it .
everyone’s staring at us .
is there anything i can do to help ?
i won’t cause you any more trouble .
– just follow my instructions for once !
do you want to come in ?
i just didn’t know what to do .
you need rest , lie down .
i’m not who you think i am .
i don’t know what you want me to say .
you’re not like anyone else i’ve ever met .
i feel like i’m going insane .
stop asking , you’re not going to like my answer .
i didn’t want you to see me any differently .
i wish i knew what to say to you .
don’t give me that look , you know what i mean .
you should be afraid .
do you still love me ?
i never thought i’d get this far .
the world doesn’t revolve around you .
i need you to give me some space .
i know what you’re doing , don’t play games .
you left me to die .
i’m beyond repentance .
when are you going to get it through your head ?
i missed you more than i thought i would .
i’m in love with you .
what do you need from me ?
i’ll kill them , just say the word .
[ name ] , what are you doing here ?
how can i help ?
you’re pathetic .
i need you to come pick me up .
where have you been ? it’s eleven o’clock .
i couldn’t live with myself if i let you get hurt .
i can’t just pretend it didn’t happen .
you’re a real piece of work .
do you remember how we first met ?
when did all of this fall apart ?
that’s not what i came here for .
i would do anything for you .
i don’t need you to hold my hand through this .
are you sure this is the right thing to do ?
can’t we try to pretend things are okay ?
what is THAT supposed to mean ?
you’re always late , what am i supposed to think ?
there’s nothing you can do to fix this .
you’re far too kind to me .
can we go now ? like , right now ?
i have to do this alone .
where’s your common sense ?
we aren’t supposed to be in here .
can you feel my heartbeat ?
i think i’ve seen you around before .
why are you acting weird ?
i have a really bad feeling .
i hate seeing you like this .
how am i supposed to react to that ?
what do you want most in the world ?
↪ 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑶𝑫 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝟒 . ( a collection of sentence starters originating from s4 of the good place . adjust phrasing as necessary . )
wow . just … wow , it’s perfect .
you know , let’s keep this moving .
reading lights ! i love reading lights . they are … great for reading .
it wasn’t even as bad as i thought .
who cares if he doesn’t remember me ?
wait , i need to say something .
you NEEDED to say that ?
i believe that we’re destined to succeed .
with this team , there’s no problem we can’t solve .
there’s no problem we can’t create .
i think you look great .
i know this can be a little overwhelming , but you’ll get used to it .
okay , forget about all of that stuff .
none of this is real .
clearly i was in some kind of horrible accident .
i’m just gonna wander around until i wake up or die .
[ name ] , look what my brain did !
it’s not real , & neither are you !
i feel like you’re trying to get under my skin .
i . will . destroy you .
we can’t wait any longer .
stupid ethical , reasonable argument .
are you still muttering ?
the human mind is truly incredible .
you don’t need to justify it . again , i do it all the time .
his eyes were really mean .
i was scared [ name ] was trying to slide into your DM’s .
i don’t like being scared , it’s scary !
where’s your shirt ??
when you get back here , you won’t be anything .
you will do nothing of the sort , mon ami .
that wasn’t my fault , i was texting .
that is so embarrassing for you .
are you listening to me ?
guys like this believe the world revolve around them .
maybe , as a bonus … he cries like a stupid little baby .
hey . .. hey , can i ask you something ?
you have no control over your own impulses .
give her some space .
sure . i’m pretty interesting .
look , i’ve had my share of disappointments .
okay , well . back to the drawing board .
we need to bust him open like a pinata .
it’s our only move , & we’re doing it tomorrow .
this chaos is clearly all about me .
this is the universe telling me we don’t belong here .
walk me through this , i’m not sure i follow .
figure it out - get back to me , okay ?
i’m gonna go punch a wall with my head .
it’s possible we need a new team leader .
think about what you’re saying , here .
go ahead , speak your mind .
i didn’t ask for this !
[ name ] can be in charge , since she’s so smart .
listen , all we need is a bouncy house , some ninja stars & a bunch of ambulances .
did you get it all out of your system ?
you don’t just get to quit this , [ name ] .
the things that are happening here are above my paygrade .
i’m not meant for this ! i’m not the freakin’ savior of the universe !
everything i do blows up in my face .
this conversation must remain confidential .
[ name ] , um . please just let me talk .
i asked you to give me some space .
being with you is fun but it’s not always easy .
why don’t we just take a break ?
you tricky devil ! very clever .
why did i come up with this idea ? this is gonna hurt real bad .
everyone has people that they’re cosmically bound to .
i thought it was prudent to let you know .
oh boy ! i’m getting a stomachache .
to be fair , i only think that cause it’s true & i’m right .
if none of this is real , then it really shouldn’t matter .
what ? none of this is real . it doesn’t matter .
i mean , what do you have to lose ?
it’s arguable that you made an even bigger sacrifice .
come on , bud , i know you’re down but you can’t leave me hanging .
must be nice , [ name ] .
i have a ton of experience making ex-boyfriend’s lives miserable .
judge me if you want , i get results .
i just feel like i need this .
you’re allowed to feel a little angry .
we have a lot of work to do .
anyone interested in a status report ?
you’ll have to trust me , this is a huge step in the right direction .
it’s been a tough couple weeks .
your time begins NOW .
sorry , i was just trying to figure out where to start .
let’s clear our brain … watch a movie ?
whoever you are , show yourself .
what do you want , creep ?
[ name ] i need to speak with you alone .
sit there quietly until we sort all this out .
[ name ] , you have to believe me .
i’m gonna make [ name ] think i don’t trust you .
i like the way you think , [ name ] .
if you’re a devil , how come you’re not wearing prada ?
what are you gonna use it for ?
if you ever wanna talk , just know i’m here for you , girl .
i just feel like i made the world a little bit worse .
starting over sounds exhausting .
we have to start over .
there’s literally nothing i can say that will make you realize i’m really me .
i wish i were saying this in difference circumstances , but … keep it sleazy .
sometimes the only thing a bully understands is a punch in the mouth .
sorry , i should’ve told you - i just decided to stay home .
so , what’s my first clue ?
oh no … oh , that’s not good .
this part of your plan seems risky .
this wasn’t part of the plan .
you made things difficult in a new way , but i can make it work .
i’m just not a new - experience kind of guy .
my comfort zone is the size of … that chair .
do you trust me , [ name ] ?
you had this the whole time ?
you told me i should wait , so i did .
i’m not scared of you . because i’ve gone there , [ name ] .
i can’t believe i almost missed all this .
hey , you decided to come after all !
you got through it . i almost ruined it a hundred times .
when i said ‘ throw a party ’ i didn’t mean a pity party !
i’ve had to scrape & claw my way through life .
you never learned to think on your feet !
i want to learn how to do something meaningful .
that must’ve been hard for you … to go back there .
i don’t like to think about who i used to be .
almost everything i do i do without thinking or worrying what will happen .
let’s dance , baby .
ugh ! can you just skip to the end ?
just tell me how they screwed up , & put me out of my misery .
this feels like some sort of goodbye .
how was that ? did i cheer everyone up ?
face it , [ name ] , you lost .
people improve when they get external love & support .
you’ve already given me so much .
earth is cancelled .
it’s not two of us , it’s all of us .
step one , get a plan … step two , do the plan .
if we’re gonna pull this off , we need [ name ] back .
you think that’ll go well ?
everything always has to be your way !
how dare you bring that up again ?
every problem has an answer .
not that old story , it’s so embarrassing -
we have to break up .
why are we together ?
where i’m from , most things blow up eventually .
by the way , i wasn’t cheating before … or eavesdropping just now .
this has been fun , as always .
there’s a real possibility that i’m in love with you .
if soulmates do exist , they’re found . not made .
turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can just be solved one time & it’s done .
can you give me a second ?
i don’t know if i’ll see you again , or … what i’ll remember if i do .
the words are nice , but the tone is scary ?
i know you . & i love you .
eventually we’re gonna be together forever .
it’s better we just rip the band-aid off .
forgive me if i’m a little skeptical .
i had a lot of time to think .
if things are going to change , i have to change along with them .
i’m an artist , which means … it’s my job to be scared .
oh no , i knew it . you hate me now .
you essentially had to raise yourself .
okay , so … you still love me ?
yeah , we’re very different , but we already knew that !
there’s no one else i wanna be with .
what do you want from me ?!
i know you’re upset , you have a tell .
i don’t see any version of eternity where you don’t get bored of me .
this is not working , you’re bad at this .
wow , same old [ name ] .
first of all , you know what … uh , shut up !
honestly , [ name ] , i don’t know what’s to become of you .
i’m sorry i said that , before .
she knows you & loves you , & that’s all that matters .
against all odds , i know what you mean .
i’m sorry that i kicked you out .
it wasn’t about you .
i’m not gonna let myself be degraded by you again .
i took you for granted , & that was wrong .
i can’t have any of your dingleberry stink on me .
so , uh . i was being stupid .
i thought i got rid of you .
my , my , my … we’ve got some history , don’t we ?
it’s real this time , i promise .
might as well do some traveling .
[ name ] , i have been training for this day my entire life .
what time is it ?
i made dinner !
real talk , it didn’t go great .
i could never forget you .
remembering moments with you is the same as living with them .
can you just remember the happy times & forget the bad stuff ?
you are my role model .
you have a rockin’ bod .
don’t sell yourself short , [ name ] .
[ name ] , i’m gonna miss you .
i don’t want to leave you , but i’m … ready to leave .
i was alone my whole life . i told myself i liked it that way , but i don’t .
i like being with you .
meet you at the restaurant ?
i owe it to you to let you go .
i was never good at being sad .
none of this is bad .
i need you to do me one last favor .
say goodbye to me now , & leave before i wake up .
your system’s working perfectly .
thank you so much , [ name ] .
care to join me for a bit ?
the true joy is in the mystery .
do you mind if i stay here until you’re gone ?
HOCUS POCUS SENTENCE STARTERS.
“it’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.”
“i had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.”
“it’s a full moon tonight, that’s why all the weirdo’s are out.”
“oh look, another glorious morning. makes me sick.”
“i put a spell on you. and now you’re mine.”
“goodbye cruel world.”
“why was i cursed with such idiot sisters?”
“it doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul.”
“you’re the ugliest thing that ever lived and you know it!”
“you know, i’ve always wanted a child.”
“wench! trollop! you bucktoothed, mop riding, firefly from hell!”
damn, damn, damn. double damn!”
“i love you, jerkface.”
“dead man’s toe, dead man’s toe. dead, dead, dead!”
“sister’s, we’ve been gone 300 years.”
“i am beautiful, boys will love me!”
“it reeks of children.”
“bubble, bubble. i’m in trouble.”
“oh cheese and crust!”
“he’s lost his head!”
“tis firm, tis firm as stone.”
“i need one of those instant ice packs.”
“you girls/boys are giving me a fever!”
“don’t get your knickers in a twist!”
“it’s the chocolate covered finger of a man named clark.”
“i killed you once!”
“i shall kill you again!”
“say what you want, just don’t breathe on me.”
“welcome to high school hell.”
“they’re very health conscious in los angeles.”
“he’s a good zombie.”
“you want to smash some pumpkins?”
“please don’t be sad for me.”
“well, i don’t know. cat’s got my tongue.”
“i shall always be with you.”
“well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches and old boyfriends/girlfriends.
“fine. but everyone here knows that halloween was made up by the candy companies!”
“it’s a conspiracy!”
“shove it, satan!”
“it’s a prison for children.”
“we’ll be younger in the morning.”
“come, we fly!”