Happiness

Funy reblogs blog | My aesthetic reblog side-blogs -> @heart-paws & @space-orcas

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[bubblegum-dummy]

Ouughh big stretc- *my spine completely shatters*

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[oneheadtoanother]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[nikoisme]

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[kabber]

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[chinesewednesday]

[luidilovins]

my couchsona

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[luxiomahariel]

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person