Daniel

Extraordinary juices flow from me

[kaijuno]

[baseballigator]

REFOCUS.

RECHARGE.

REBIRTH.

[proto-philia]

Shiny Hippie Baby wishes you a happy spring!!

[rotgospels]

is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? is it getting you off king 

[themintycupcake]

Christians hate when a gay man goes “fuck it, I’ll gladly go to Hell if you want me to so bad” because it takes the edge away from their tools of fear. If they can’t scare you with threats of eternal damnation then one of their main weapons is taken away.

[f1rstperson]

[thatlesbiancrow]

calling out @brightismarstonight because yes

[themintycupcake]

“You’re supposed to fear your father/parents” this isn’t the first time I’ve seen someone say that someone told them this in the tags. Christianity as an institution is one of the biggest shelters for abusers out there and this shit right here is how they do it.

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[minyate]

[tahthetrickster]

....................memaw’s cheese tiddies

[tahthetrickster]

memaw’s cheese tiddies.

[napoleanbonafarte]

Whore treats

[kreuzader]

[sandmandaddy69]

[evermore-fashion]

Favourite Designs: Alexander McQueen ‘Savage Beauty’ Exhibition Pt.2

[astraldemise]

ill never forgive myself for hating on bug type pokemon as a kid, i have such a love and appreciation for them now

scolipede i love you so much...

[sandsvendor100]

This Valentines Day Don’t Forget To Gawk And Giggle And Show Your Love For Old Giuseppe <3

[shock]

[furtho]

Collective farmers, USSR, 1929 (via here)

[frollosuggestions]

So glad to remember that gargoyles don’t have sex and never will have sex because they are made of stone!

[imwiremother]

[frollosuggestions]

Oh great this again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[baaulp]