NON SERVIAM

INTP

[weirdplutoprince]

why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

[loveridden1999]

i am a very lovely person except for all this hate in my heart which is the government's & billionaires' fault

[unbotheredmuse]

[hoodiehilltop]

[dilfdyke]

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

[artbyblastweave]

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster, on account that a bunch of monsters can turn you into a monster by biting you. Vampires, werewolves, zombies. those are the big ones, there are others

[artbyblastweave]

anyway we recommend that you just immediately kill anyone who looks even a little bit suspicious in order to minimize the risk that this happens to you

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[fictionadventurer]

I love that Jules Verne asked the question "What kind of person could circumnavigate the world in 80 days?" and decided that the answer was not a groundbreaking explorer or genius inventor, but a guy who's really, really, really obsessed with train and boat schedules.

[oqmemphis]

my final paper for my CS degree was literally "how can we algorithmically optimise for the fastest possible circumnavigation route on commercial flights?", which incidentally required me to adopt a very good working knowledge of what flight options are available at what times (and also led to me accidentally memorising several hundred airport codes)

[oqmemphis]

incidentally the fastest possible route seems to be about 51 hours, if you're working from 2022 schedules like i was. if you use current schedules and are very optimistic about how quickly you can transfer between flights, you can maybe get it down to around 48 hours (also known as 25 millivernes).

[fictionadventurer]

The very best thing about tumblr is that you can make a post about a 154-year-old novel and get responses like this.

[sexygaywizard]

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

[vyva-melinkolya]

I have a really bad feeling about this (the rest of my life)

[wlfb0ygrl]

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

[whispy-witch]

i want this man in my inventory

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh god. i just learned that you have to finish the art you’re making in order for it to be done

[residentevildash-moved]

To: [email protected] Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

[eidos-eidos16]

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

[deedoop]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[juliathefacesofevil]

im glad record of this tweet still exists and i didnt imagine it because i say this to myself constantly since i saw it it's an echolalia

[juliathefacesofevil]

there really is no hope. There's nothing.