vampires please gimme the sucky sucky

Lark/ 26/ she they was loveydoveysapphic

[kinkydorah]

troy and abed with the vaaaaaampires 🎵

[lioncourtz]

Louis realizing he's part of an Italian family now

[rocktheholygrail]

The Vampire Lestat (2026)

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

ok, to be clear, the ultimate implication of the "witches" burning scene is that gabs is having these 9yo girls burned because of her sexual jealousy over them being friends with lestat, right? comparing them to a) the husband having his wife burned bc she poisoned him after catching him molesting their daughter and b) the schoolteacher having the other woman burned (is the implication she's a student?) bc he got her pregnant. am i reading this correctly lol

[vityrady]

Boiled peanuts at this point is a fashion statement

[lokorum]

my beautiful tortured wife......... 

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[clubmedea]

Listen, I'm... I'm a little worried you're putting too much into this thing... and might I suggest a different headpiece?

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[sharkgirldick]

Boob job from a girl with big naturals...?

[juniepops]

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[muppetshow2026]

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

[yossyislandd]

when the characters you like get beat the fuck up

[chekhovs-guns]

okay but we should talk more about edward miller's artwork for the locked tomb series. like. these are so beautiful. the only style in which i would like to see tlt adaptation.

illustrations by edward miller for subterranean press edition of gideon the ninth by tamsyn muir

illustrations by edward miller for subterranean press edition of harrow the ninth by tamsyn muir

illustrations by edward miller for subterranean press edition of nona the ninth by tamsyn muir

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic