Listen I just got here

She/It pfp by @pigswithwings

[babycheesecake]

Unprecedented shape???

[threedollarsdotcom]

listen were only gonna say this a million more times but MEN ARENT REAL

[probuccalfat]

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

[yay-bunnies-world]

*scoff* have you ever even wiggled your little nose?

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[swamplevel]

liking girls with glasses when you are a girl with glasses is objectively funny

[swamplevel]

like...clack clack. you know

[placeholder-woah]

the streets call me puppy

[fujoshane]

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

[misophonie]

what if i told uou we could have so much more you and i

[555bunnies]

Hares and rabbits are both equally beautiful creatures

[daily-bunbuns]

The bunny of the day is ... chip bunny!!!

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[darkwarlock707]

For those who thought that this was Nintendo baiting people into posting videos for them to take down, (as I initially did, admittedly), it’s actually people posting pictures of YouTube takedown notices. Nintendo didn’t bait anyone...They walked into a metaphorical garden rake.

[babycheesecake]

Bit at my socks until I pet him

[probuccalfat]

they should invent a father you can forgive

[placeholder-woah]

we truly peaked as a species in 2011 with the creation of the greatest piece of art to ever exist:

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man