twig

hi

[extraordinary-machine200]

[cervine-arctophile]

girls get on tumblr and choose one of these to base their whole existence around, and i love that

[ratfuck]

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

[doggirlpaws]

[lastvalyrian]

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

[cosmic-aria]

This one?:

[goldturnedgray]

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

[katco-cereal]

[1-800-blurambles]

here u go 

[vermillion-tones]

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

[pheygele]

this is one of my favorites for sure

[hustlerose]

my chickens havent hatched yet but i think im just gonna start counting them now

[hustlerose]

just the one yeah

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[boota]

[alisonzai]

[dinuguan]

[shencomix]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[lustyloveylady]

I have watched this several times and I will never tire of his reaction

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[boxheadpaint]

hey does anyone have that picture of garfield thats like

[chipsandsalsalove]

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

[grebcomics]

Just two cool frogs hanging out

[pruutik]

0 feet apart cause they might be gay

[angelicguy]

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)